Mornin, You kidden? What happened to May? Ran off with a Slav, you say, I don't think so, they are still here. WOW! see ya Miss May, let's go forward into Miss June..Now that would be a beauty contest, have the ladies representing the months of the year. I think most of the months are uses as names, we will try that today, do anything, or anybody with a name that has a month in it. Like January Jones, you know January Jones, right, he used to live on Lyceum, right there on the Manayunk Wall. He had a sister Beatrice Jones, she looked a little like Oprah, in fact she acted like Oprah. I went there for Halloween on time, and all the Jones were sitting on her listening to the radio. Yep they were. Didn't get any candy, but laughed my ass off all the way up the hill..There was a song Back in the fifties, "April Love" sung by none other than Pat Goone. Little known fact he was of the Kentucky Goones, that's right, his great, great, great grand daddy was none other than Daniel Goone. Pat wasn't much for explorin, he was more into looking like a real Goone, he wore them white bucks and had a glow about him, that made him look ivory snow white, more like a sheet than human, but I digress. As Simon and Garfunkle once sang: Juunnnne She'll Play that tune." June usually a pretty good month. Get out of school month, that had to be good, that is the real start of summer. So, let's get on with the months. I know, no rules, but please try and stay with the months. I will Thank You at taps.. Ok Blat, Splat you awake, NIT VE ART ONT STRIKE. Your on Strike why? NOVITSKY GOT BIT. Somebody bit Nowitsky. OH BOY SLAT GET YOUR TEETH OUT OF BLAT'S ANKLE!!!! There is no way to teach this language. Maybe I'll try to learn Slovenian..
June Billingsly
Frederick March
December Bride.
Joseph Cotton, because they harvest cotton in all the summer months, well at least I think they do, because everytime I ever saw a movie with an old Southern Flavor, they had the blacks out in the fields and it sure looked hot..
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I think we did this before but wth!
Ides of March
April showers bring May flowers and Mae West
May Day
June Haver (old-time movie actress, sister of Gypsy Rose Lee)
4th of July
The Guns of August
See You in September
Harvest Moon (in October)
How long are Blat & Slat staying with you? Is it a permanent thing or just temporary? It's a nut house over in the Ville!
Autumn Leaves.......and Goes
Summertime, And the Living is Easy
Simple.....Your September Song by Willie Nelson
I'm done........I have nothing Strebor took all mine.LOL
Have to empty the Septic System.....Does that count as: Shitty Day in June
June Lockhart, may Be smirks at that. And why you talking about Blacks. I am Black Irish matter of fact I have Blacks in my family tree my Uncle BoraaGuard Plain hung three of em.Shrugs I didn't say it was right i'm just saying! Fredrick March, March of Dimes,March into Hell,March onnnnn hold your head up high Dont be affraid of the Dark (shut up Simple I know it's walk on, I'm on a roll here) Marchhhhhhhhhhh Onnnnnnnnn
Back in the year Nineteen Hundred and Thirty Eight, The Year Of our Lord nods Franklin D. Roosevet Started the Febuary Of Two Nickles yep but it did'nt sound right so he Changed it to the March of Dimes and this is a lil Known Fact that you picked up right here on Plain & Simple.
Strebor we did something similar it was called anything on the Calendar, I was thinking just names, but I threw out April Love, so I blew that UP. I don't know how long Blat and Splat are staying, I know one thing if they stay too long one or both will be dead. I heard it through the Grape Vine. (How do you fucking hear anything through a grape vine??) that Super Sam don't really like the way they talk.
MAYmie Van Buren
John MAYberry
Joseph Cotton, I know that isn't a month but Cotton had to do with the hot months, because everytime I saw a movie with Joseph Cotton as the Plantation owner the blacks were in the fields and they were sweating. I know this all makes sense, because if those Cotton balls get rotten you can't pick very much cotton, in those old cotton fields back home, it was down in Louisianna just about a mile from the Texarkana, in dem old cotton fields back home., when the bowl weevil said to Joseph Cotton, I ain't got a muddah, I ain't got no faddah, I aint got no brothuh, I ain't got no sistah, I'm a lonely weevil I ain't got a home. AWWWHOOO, AWJWWWHOOO HOO HOO. Oh that may have been a lonely frog. They don't call me Simple for nuttin..
Funny you should bring up heard it thru the Grapevine Simple ! Because Samuel Morse in 1844 sent the first telegrah,soon after the term telegrah vine was used because it looked like a vine of a grape with the wires hanging all over nods yep unreal I know. Then it was called the Bush telegrath in Austraila because the police would search thru the bush for convicts this was recorded by an Author named Morris in 1878.In the U. K. it was called the jungle Telegrath but it was best known from the Motown song(damn there goes my feet)"Heard it thru the Grapevine"Recorded by Gladys Knight and the Pips in 1967 But it is a lil known fact that in 1966 Smokey Robinson sang it first and it was written by Norman Witfield & Barrett Strong and you heard it all here thru the Ville Vine.........Moon walks off to the applause of the crowd
Watch walkin backwards there Plain, don't want to see you fall of the stage. (AHEM), oh yeah and once again thanks for your definitions, there is nothing at the Ville that can top them. Jimmy McCool aint too cool today, in fact he is full of shit. That is one shitty job emptying them septic systems. I know one of the call to arms out here in the Pine Barrens is when you hear a Piney yell. MAH SAPTIC DONE OVERFLOOOWED!!! You can then start tracking Pineys as any of them within a 20 square mile radius are heading for the hills. THERE GOES BLAT AND SPLAT RUNNING OUT OF THE VILLE AND INTO THE PINES..If they are running for a hill they have a long fucking way to go, aint no hills in the Pines. Hope you didn't scare them away Strebor. Jim you stink!!
Whats with this shit ? Hey Shithead.Your fulla shit!.Shit hit the fan.This is a bunch of shit.This is some crazy shit.What kinda shit is this ?This all reminds me of when I was bartending and this guy comes in and says is it okay to use the Rest Room ? I said sure it's a public place he looks boths ways and whispers but I take salts I said none of my bussiness do what ya gotta do! The guys in the restromm like 25 minutes and i hear all this thumping ...... I go and pull the door open and there is shit all over the walls the floor the ceiling I yell wtf are you doing what kind of salts you taking he said summer Salts shrugs and walks away.
And there is always the saying the excretement made physical contact with a hydro powered oscillating air curent Distribution device or " The Shit hit the Fan " nods one of my favorites
Now we are knee deep in shit. This place is lunacy. Where did all this shit come from, we were talkin about Calender Girls. Yesterday we were talking about hangin in too long and Oprah got grilled. I think one day we should just talk about whatever we feel like. What the fuck am I talkin about we do that everyday.. My Posts are just for fun, nobody pays any attention. TEN HUT!!! Look the only thing that came to attention was Wieners Wiener. Way to go Congressman, you and Brett must be on the same team. When are these guys going to learn to keep their dicks in their pants, or if they take them out don't take pictures of them and send them across the Internet. Don't they realize they put their old one eye in the public eye.. Ha hahhhaa haha//ahhahhahahah!!! aoh ahahhha. Somer Salts ahaaah hahahhhaahh shit all over the room ahahahhka ahhahdhdhaaaahha. Sammy's screamin somebody in white jackets are here. I think they may be comin to take me away. OH NO!! they have two bare Slavs, here we go!! Be back later. Yes sir they live here.. Yes sir, I'll take care of them. Hey Blat, Slat you smell like McCool..
Well that was some real shitty conversation. As always, Plain, your explanations are priceless. J Mc sorry you had such a shitty day. Simple, will you take care of your menagarie. Plain is gonna be afraid to ride his trike thru the shit happening in the ville.
Yes Plain if you ride through here tonight be careful there is a lot of shit in the Streets. Squirrel Pebbles, Parrot Grease, Slav Plops and a whole shit load from McCool. Yes also, Plain. Everybody else did St. Grace Kelly why wouldn't Gene??
They wanted to make that pampered bitch that did half of Hollywood a Saint, and I'm nuts..
OK, Men in the white coats just took off. I am sure they will be back. I got Blat and Slat to dress for bed, but they just took their clothes off when they heard me say take off.. You people have no idea what it is like living here. Sammy and Greeny climbed into their hole, with a bottle of Captain. Greeny ARKED over at me "this place stinks" ARK "this place stinks." I hate that fuckin parrot. Him and Sammy just shut the hole. Looks like the Slavs put pants or burlap bags or some kind of material on their bods. PHEW!! Who thinks this shit up.. Whoa, better say that low. I don't want them hearing anything about shit. As for me I think I will go leave a shit. HA!! you ain't gettin me about takin a shit Plain.. Then I will wipe up, hope McCool didn't fall in, try something new for Strebor and the rest of the citizens and visitors (quite a few today), I am kinda glad they didn't get into that stinkin conversation.. Well if you ride through Plain, be careful. It is slippery and stinky in The Old Ville Tonite.. See ya tommorrow..Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS......
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