Mornin, Snuck into the Ville about 6AM. Pretty much trashed, but not as much as I expected. The Slavs Captain Toes are in bad shape, they are laying in a tent with those thongs on that they wear on the beach in Europe, pretty nasty. Saw Greeny's tail feathers sticking out of Sams hole, almost pornographic. Mere was the worst he was laying with his chest to the ground, his head was staring skyward and his eyes were open. I thought he was dead. I said come Mere, nothing happened, I said come Mere, nothing happened. I was walking away, when I heard Hatoona Matada Simple. I was glad he was alive, he was just twisted. I said Hattoona Matada Mere. Then a miracle happened his eyes shut for the first time. Hey Billy!!! Shoot da Fook Op Sample, Dat goot ist Gonna Kelt Somevody, he vent Bock to Bar for more Boost. OK guys get some sleep. I'll clean up all these empty cans and bottles.. ARK!! ARK!! clean up asshole, clean up asshole. I hate that fuckin parrot. I'm going to get him one of these days and pull every fuckin feather out of his green ass.
Pretty good weekend for this Simpleton, went kinda fast as most do.. Next weekend Fourth Of July, in this land of plenty, plenty of taking off the sheople. The shore will be a rockin, the highways and biways will be packed with revelers, saying, wasn't it just Memorial Day. Yeah, 1969.., The summer of '69 those were the best days of my life.. Great Song. So we trudge along in June, as it is coming too a streaking halt. I think the summers go faster now than when I was a kid, seemed to last forever back then. Then again as they say nothing last forever but the earth and sky.. I don't even know about the earth. Speaking of which, I am about tired of these fucking Armeggedon Movies, I mean come on how many can they have, you know the post Apocalyptic movies, I am also sick of the super hero movies. OK Spider Man I was new and innovative, but come on Flash, Thor, What's the blind dudes name, Hulk, Come on Hollyweird come up with some new genre too feed us sheople. I ain't seen a good movie lately. Unless of course it was on TV. Anybody seen a good new movie lately let me know. That be about it talk about your movies, if you haven't seen a good one lately think of an old one.
I went too see one of the supposedly greatest movies of all time. Gone With The Wind. I left at the commercial I thought it was over. I had to wake Jimbo up, as he was sleeping next to me. Guess we didn't think it was that good. Come on in and say Hi..
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Gone with the wind ya I wanna see that I hear it's coming on T.V. soon I think it's about my Neice Tara. Anywho Simple I tried to do a Post yesterday and it said oppppppps something is wrong, it stated that someone else was trying to do a post at the same time. So me being the sleuth that I am said hmmmmmm lets see since there is Simple and me doing this i'll bet it's Simple. I picked that up quick because I have a Flare for the obivious. It's uncanny how I pick things up kinda like Lamont Cranston whooooooooo whoooooooooo haaaaaaaaa "The Shadow Knows".Opps i got off track there alot say I have ADD but I dont I was just glad that Miami lost I hate the NBA.So thats what happened Simple holds out my hands Thats why I didnt do a Post I thought you were doing one. And arent you glad Miami lost?
Lets see Movies hmmmm
1.Slience of the Lambs
2.Usual Suspects
3. Forrest Gump
4.Braveheart
5. Tombstone
6. Godfather
7. The Green Mile
and not in that order does a lil soft shoe and walks off saying thankyou Sister thankyou.
Yes Plain, I am glad Miami lost, but AHHH! that was like a week ago. Yes, I was trying to do a post, and if you were trying to do one at the same time it is just the law of synchronicity creeping into play again. I am glad too see that you are up on the current issues (such as Miami losing), and that you are back in the Ville. Of course, you are not helping me clean up.
You know what movie I think we belong in, One Flew Over The Cuckoo Nest. Yeah, Me and You, in an insane asylum, we could drive everybody nuts. They would be throwing nurse Ratchet in a rubber room by the time we got done with that bitch.. We could take all those goons on a fishing trip back the crick, and when they tried to do a lobotomy on me it would not be possible, they wouldn't be able to find a brain.. Hey that would bring us to the Wizard Of Oz. See how these movies keep rolling out. Roll it., that's a take, take one. OK that's a wrap. I know my movie shit baby. I should have been a conductor, I I I, mean ah ah, ah, fuck ah ah Director, that's it Director..
Yo Plain, you giving your balls a break today, so you can break everybody else's? Why no whackin? You goofs getting tired whacking each others balls? Or watching each other whack each others balls? What are you boys quitting? Balls can't take all that whackin..
I was watching the Shawshank Redemption last week at Strebors, forgot just how great a movie that was. I like the part when the Warden ate the bullet and Red said, he wanted to think the last thing that went threw his mind was, how did Andy get him. Well there Warden Prick, Old Andy got ya good. He crawled through 500 yards of the vilest shit known to man kind and came out on the other side a free man.
I caught a movie yesterday on tv called "Bandits" with Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton and Cate Blanchette. A little quirky but really enjoyed it; had a fantastic ending. Billy Bob steals the show. "Gone With The Wind" is really not a movie for guys; the girls get a little more out of it than the gents. I can see you falling asleep or thinking it was over at the intermission. Book was better than the movie. But it is considered a masterpiece. My Mom & Dad saw the original on their honeymoon way back in 1940. When they colorized it and brought it back in the 60's we went with them to see it again. I was surprised that Big Irish liked it. I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be but I can't say that I disliked it. Simple you better get that slav's toe looked at as you may be facing a lawsuit but you can always say "the goat or goot did it". Plain, please splain why you are now discussing Miami losing the NBA championship. Have you been lost in a time zone while whacking your balls? Chuckles and signs out for now!
Oh I couldn't let this one go - my word is antsy - take it away guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuckoos nest It was about me, great movie but True, Patrick McMurphy has nothing on me, been there done that. And that is right up there with the best of them Simple.Cant belive I missed that one.But it's Monday and I should be goofing with the goofs but there's this First tee program they have for the kids and their there til 1:30 today no wonder they end up on Milk Cartons stealing time from us Seinor Citizens so not fair.Pokes out my lip and lowers my head as I scuff the floor with my shoe. I have to wait til 1:30 what bullshit.Anywho Simple Thats why I'm not Golfing but I will be smiles and does my Egyptian Dance across the floor naaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaaa hey hey DAMN did Miami really lose? POOF
I know the dude in the Cuckoo nest was one, Randall P. McMurphy. Maybe the P stood for Patrick. I can also see that movie being about Plain. Honestly that does not surprise me a little bit. In fact I think Randall P. McMurphy was a lot more Sain than Plain. If they put wires in Plains Brain it would definitely show Insain, or maybe blow up the room. I remember one of my uncles not Ot another one went to get checked for being a little loose and my Dad told me when they put the wires in his head, they would not let him in the service. Little known fact, craziness runs in the family. I know it ended with the last generation as this one is fine.
Saw a movie back in the late seventies or early eighties, The Exorcist. A lot of people told me it was the scariest movie they ever saw, and at the time, it was quite the talk of movie goers. Some people were afraid that if they went to see it demonic possession might overtake them. I don't know how true that is, but I do know that it was a pretty weird movie, and the book actually was worse, but did you ever hear anything else about the girl from Washington that it was supposedly based on, did Linda Blair ever say she was haunted by demons or anything of that nature. I watched how they did the makeup and that whole head spinning thing was a puppet, but Hollyweird had something going and they made the Exorcist II and the exorcist the beginning and a whole genre of exorcism flicks. They know what and when too feed the sheople. I am really sick of the post Apocalyptic Flicks, I mean come on how many can we fucking watch. I once again refuse too watch them, like somebody really cares whether this Simplton is tuned in or not. Bring out some more movies. Hey Plain, maybe they could make a movie out of you and the other goofs, chasing the kids off the golf course, so you can whack them old balls around all day. That would be one hell of a movie. We could start the original with a title. Just Plain Whackin!!! The sequals would be just as funny. Whack on me boy Whack on and one of these days you balls are gonna give out and you will have nothing left to whack..
Now we got a friggin Judge Ruling on Whitey Bulger weather he should get a court appointed lawyer!!!!!! are these fucking people crazy he had 850 thousand in his appartement when they found him. Why not send him here give me half of the 850 and i'll shoot the Prick. for God and Country who elects these asshole's?
Oh and another Good Movie that was a Favorite of my Buddy Irish was Odd Couple.
Whitey Bulger!!! Of the Boston Gang, what is he about 85???? They caught him??? He has been running for about twenty years.. Just let him run, who gives a fuck.. Go get me some child molesters, that's who I want to fuck with.. You know like a fresh stick of dynamite right up the old poop shoot, doused with a little gasoline, with a forty foot wick, so he can see, hear and smell it comin, make the dynamite a little lite. You know like lite milk, well like lite dynamite, because I want to fuck with him a little more after I blow his fucking itestines out his navel.. As for Whitey Bulger I could care less. I can't believe they even caught him, or were even trying, that was a sure waste of our money. Me and a stick of dynamite and a little gasoline and a match. Figure it out next too nothing, hell I'll even buy the matches...
Odd Couple, one of thee funniest movies I ever saw, along with that Vacation with Chevy Chase and the rest of the Griswolds.
Hey, how many times did they make:
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"Mutiny On The Bounty"
"Frankenstein"
"Exorcist"
"Godfather"
"Rocky" Holy shit how could I not
put Rocky up top.
"Tarzan"
"Wyatt Earp" "Gunfight at OK Corral"
These idiots that run Tinseltown and have a so called thumb on the pulse of America, can't think of a new monster, can't think of a new movie, can't think at all, yet they throw this 3D, Super Hero, Post Apocalyptic bulllshit at the sheople and clean up at the box
office. I honestly cannot tell you the last time I have been too a movie. I may never be at a movie again. HA!! I think I just might boycott movies. There Hollywood take that.
"Tombstone"
"The Alamo"
"Friday The Thirteenth"
"Dracula" give me a break, how many Vampire movies have there been, it gotta be in the hundreds. They have warn out that genre..
The Rocky movies became a lil Much I mean when it got to Rocky 26 fights Godzilla.........come on Mannnnn and he knocked Godzilla out wtf he couldnt even reach his toe nail.And we are suppose to belive this shit they throw out there.they dont make them true movies anymore like the Three Stooges meet the wearwolf I'm mean at least that belivable.
The other guys that met the werewolf were awesome and believable. I think their names were Abbot and Costello. That ole werewolf scared the shit out of that Mousie Conroy (RIP) look alike. I agree Plain those movies were believable. This garbage they throw out there now adays could not compare with Rocky vs. Godzilla. I think the next Rocky should have him fighting Obuma. Plain would love that one. Calm down Plain, I didn't mean too get you all riled up..Just kidding. (yeah right)
AAHHHHHH the Roxy and Jefferies and Rialto....... (THEM) was a good one......Then there was a 3-D Cowboy and Indian movie, Apache or Comanche or something like that where arrows were coming right at you while PopCorn boxes and Juicy Fruits hit you in the head from the back. Sneaking smmokes in the bathroom. I remember Danny Crocco and I used to go almost every Sunday. LOL Dressed up and going to the Roxy. How fucked up were we>>>...But we always had fun. The last movie I saw was Polar Express with my Grandson. We were the only one in the movie. Carol said we will get his candy at WAWA because it is so expensive in the movie. OK So half way through he says to Pop can I have a water. Sure I'll get you one. I walk up to the counter and say can I have a bottle of water. Sure, Sir, now I am a Sir. Thank you. Then he says 5.00. It was like in slow motion, I was in shock and my hand just gave him a 5 like what the fuck am I doing but I couldn't stop. 5 bucks for a bottle of water. Polar Express wasn't bad if I had to sit through it.
I thought the Bourne movies were OK. Just watched the Kings Speech, that was OK. Still can't beat the Rocky 1 and 2......Usually like Samuel L Jackson movies. Clint Eastwood , Charles Bronson, Tommy Lee Jones.
Movies.......another good topic by our esteemed blogster.
Wish Red Box was a public traded company they run a great business. never had a problem with them renting on line. That is the only way I'll see a movie......Oh yeah Secretariat was a good movie, learned a lot. There have been some great ones out there and some duds but you take the good with the bad. No chick flicks.
I didn't see Secretariat. I did see Sea Biscuit that was not only a great movie and book.. That was an awesome story. You talk about lightening in a bottle. Whatever the fuck that means. Could you imagine lightening in a bottle. Ha!! that would be one hot bottle. I honestly don't thing lightening could get in a bottle. Unless of course it was white lightening, now that shit should not only get in a bottle it should stay there. I can really go off sometimes. What happened to Sea Biscuit. I know the end of that story, and I will tell it at Taps.
The Story of Sea Biscuit amazed me, from the horse that nobody wanted, to the crazy down and out one eyed jockey, to the trainer who was one of the last of the cowboys, to an owner that started out as a bicycle repairman. This story unfolded as those four elements somehow came together in a grouping that was too hold the whole country in its grasp. Gonna get more into it tomorrow, it just was amazing from the beginning to the end. Anyone visiting that never read or saw Sea Biscuit do yourself a favor and read it or see it believe me it is well worth the time.
Critters are partying up out there on a Monknight. They don't care they have no worries they have no cares. All they wanna do is play and drink all day. Come Mere. Hatoona Matada Simple. Hatoona Matada Mere. You ready to hit he rack. Hell no, I'm singing with the Slavs tonight. So your not racking in here. No, I am staying out with my pals. What about me Mere. Nah, you lay there staring at me, you are one Simple fuck. Get out of Here Mere, before I poke those fuckin eyeballs out... Hey Blat, Slat Hatoona Matada. Man,There goes Mere, dancing off, what I gotta put up with around here. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS...
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