Mornin, First VODKADAY in June, think I am ready. Hurricane Swhartz of the Weather Shwartzes is an asshole. I am a little sick of The Hurricane. How did that puppet ever get a name like Hurricane. What guy named Hurrican walks around with Arnold Stange glasses and bow ties and always predicts the weather wrong. Are the Swhwartzes , related to the Shnitzels. sound like they be from the same tubular family. Hey!! I'll have a Shnitzel and my kid will have a Shwartz both with mustard and we will relish them.
Aw! VODKADAY, the elixir that is the best fixer. 1 PM first Vodka, hey Ern how ya doin. Fuckin lousy leave me be. Bad times pal. Yeah if it is any of your fucking business. 2 PM Hey Ern how ya doin, ahhh pretty good you want a beer?? 3 PM Hey Ern how ya doin? Pretty fuckin good, everything is cool, how you doin? How's the missus and the kids, oh I didn't know you were divorced and didn't have any kids, how ya like that. HAHAHHAHHAHAH. 4 PM HEY!! HOW IS EVERBODY DOIN, YO TOM TURN ON THE JUKE BOX, LET"S HAVE A SING ALONG. 5PM Hey Ern where did you learn those dance moves? Plain taught me. 6PM YO Ern!! Ern!! HUH HUH, your dancin and singin with yourself. Yeah I'm playin with myself too HA HA!! I'm a happy druuuunk!! I guess Tommy and the crew just love when I walk through that door. So, as we start the first Vodkaday in June. I wish everyone a hearty and healthful VODKADAY. and a great weekend. Today give me some of your favorite Booze names, you know like Jack Daniels, or Bloody Mary, gotta have a persons name in the friggin thing. I gotta get stringent (how ya like that word) Strebor was tired after all that yard work, but she was doing hot dogs yesterday.. Quite a lovely day out, go enjoy, love you guys. Don't know if I will call Taps if not somebody take over the duty.. Sang to the tune The Wizard Of Oz I"MMMMMMMMMM OFFFFF TOOOOO SEEEEEEEEE THEEE BOTTTTTTTLE THE WONDERFUL BOTTTTTLE OF VOODDKAAAAA.. IFFFFFFFF EVERRRRRR A BOOOTTTTTTTLE OOFFFFFFF VODKAAAAAAAAA THEREEEEEEEEEE WAS!!!!!!!!!!! Ah the Slavs are running after me yellin VE VANT VOODKA TOOO!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUU!!!!!
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I gotta a comment. Hear Ye Hear Ye, Dave Morris has now officialy joined the Goofs. Yep, called his house today and Phyllis told me Drum Roll Eze...........He is Golfing!!! gag gag gag. The Lizard is now officially alone, because I ain't golfin, not now not ever.. Basically because I stink and it takes too long. I would miniature golf with them. I cannot believe my man Magee is Goflfin, just don't fit the persona. Oh well whatever he enjoys, I know the man can putt, I saw him put away the pro from Eagle Lodge in Fergies basement. You know puttin into a cup for money, hey he beat him.. Raised his hands up in the air and put the putter right through Fergies ceiling. That's my man.
Can't think of too many drinks with people's names but here goes:
Tom Collins
Jack & Ginger
Pink Squirrel(Sammy's favorite)
Pink Lady(Blat & Slat's favorite)
Grasshopper(Greenie's favorite)
Okay you're saying where are the human names in these last 3 - wellllllllllllllllllll there is a singer named Pink and David Carradine was sometimes called Grasshopper. So there!!!!!
Outta here, not for vodkaday, but for grandkids stuff, which I love.
Have a great vodkaday all. The golfin' buddies are enjoying this weather. Go Magee!!!! Winks, blinks & nods, later!!!!
Jack & Coke
Black Russian
And yep yep Dave joined the goofers errrrrr I mean golfers . It was the Babe & the Dave against the Monk & the Punk we Killed them they shot 77 we shot 76 And yep Dave can putt he carried babe all day. Nods and walks away
Hmmmmmm lets see other names of drinks with names in them. There's a Terry Sex on the Beach. And a Terry Screaming Orgasm,Terry sex in the Shower and The ever famous Terry tie me to the Bed Post.I hear there all great Drinks shrugs and walks away.
My all time favorite:
Christian Schmidt...
Simple Cocaine
Plain Water with a Twist
Shirley Temple
Virgin Mary
Horses Neck (Simple You should know that one)
Rusty Nail
Rob Roy
Belvedere Vodka
Tito's Vodka
Good luck with the golfing Dave. Brothers that golf together.....yada yada yada
Simples balls are always scroched so he could never make it. Although, he probably would like to put them in the ball washer sometimes.
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