Mornin, Did somebody say BEAVER!!!!! No I don't want anybody worrying, I am fine, yeah, like any of you gave a shit. I gotta admit I do miss this place, gotta be something wrong with me.. Where were we 47 years ago today Jimmy Mc, that's right graduationg from Catholic High!! Don't seem like almost 1/2 a century went by, but it did. When Day Mounts The East What Flag Does He Hold, He flings out the banner of The Purple and The Gold and when at the eve he sinks too his rest with Purple and the Gold still aflame in the West. Then stand by the flag the young and the old it's colors are yours The Purple and Gold. A smile on the lip a tear in the eye salute ye the colors of Catholic Hihg. HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH HOORAH. I remember I couldn't wait too get out of that place and my Dad kept saying kid you will someday remember those years as being the best of your life.. Once again you were right Big E (RIP) thanks for the 4 deuces yesterday, they saved me. Well everybody I am not back to the Pines yet, I am on a remote puter station somewhere in Cherry Hill. Won't get back till tomorrow, but I can jump on here during the games. Phils, and Dallas, Miami.
Good talking to you yesterday Plain, that was yesterday right?
Hey if you guys got anything High School through it out there today, I gotta shit, shower and shave..
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Got in a hugh fight Senior Year, bunch of brothers started with us at our lunch table. Started on Sonny Dillela and it escalated and spread around the school to be down the subway after school. Down the subway we go about 25 strong. Sonny hit this big ass dude about 15 times before he even got his hand up,everybody started swinging and pushing and the train was coming, I was smashin people over the head with the old brownie bag. When the train pulls up, they drug Sonny on with them, I couldn't get there, there were too may people, so I just kept swinging. I saw Sonny on the train, he was punchin everybody. It cleared out as quick as it started and when I turned around the only one bleeding with me was Jackie Schoenwolf. I never though I would see Sonny again. (tell that story later) I did see him the next day. They tried to drag him off the train in North Philly but the cops had been notified and they all split. They expelled Sonny Dilella that day and he never forgave Spike Dolan and neither did I. More on this later.
McHugh has officially deserted. Took a walk up the Ridge and kept on going. Good talking to ya Pat. See ya on the clouds.
Jim and Plain, please send as many Beavers as you want to the Ville, I will get 2000 Viagara to take care of all of them.
Jim what do you mean by animals in my head?? Dude, you don't get it, they are here, and they are pissed that you would compare them to Puff The Magic Dragon (one sad song). Hope the Bike Race moves to San Francisco as my family and friends in the Yunk are really sick of it. Used to attend every year, as my Grandmothers house is right at the top of the Manayunk Wall. It was like a family reunion, but somewhere along the line the bad drunks fucked it up. "Somewhere along the line" What fucking line and how do you get somewhere or anything along the line? Is it the train line? Is it the line waiting to get into Macys on Black Friday, and how did a Friday get Black? If Friday is Black what the fuck is Monkday? This language is fucked up!!!!
Yeah, My Dad told me this morning that Houghton, Gerhard and Monastery were full. People were loaded with their back packs and ready for war. Dad said that is a long walk..........WTF We had to walk that almost everyday until a bus service started, and then we still walked it. I remember in the snow walking the entire Surekill Express way for the fuck of it to get to school. No cars just kids. Then H & H and then upstairs and shoot a little pool. AAAAAAHhhhhhhh the good old days.
Tell the critters I am sorry that I thought they were in your head. Plain said he saw them and they are cute little things. How long have you been in the Pines? Not that it means anything...........LOL
Hey Jim, the critters and Slavs thank you for acknowledging their existence. Moved out of the Yunk (in body only) around '72 Moved to the Pines in '78. What an adventure, it is basically unchanged as there are laws prohibiting any more building. Take a ride out with Plain and Tommy and give you the grand tour. You and Plain can take turns driving as me and Floyd have not nor will we ever join The Quakers..LOL!!
Walks into the ville Struting strut strut strut. i see some of the Beaver I told about the Ville and I know there are more moving in They loved my responce to the EPA and when I told them how Much Simple loves Beaver they said they were moving in after the Bike Race......I'm so glad that friggin Bike race is over it's such a pain in the ass starting like a month before. We get all these fat assholes in spandix riding around with there team racing shirts and pants and guts hanging out like we belive they are on anyone's team. Yea Right fat ass wtf the the two inch Nike logo is like a foor wide when they put that spandix on they look like a fucking Billboard or a Tractor Trailor comeing down the hills. Yea You dont see any of there fat asses riding uphill. You need a New Bike go to the bottom of Green Lane those first timers fat asses quit and walk away when they see the WALL.
Haaaaaaa High School best friggin 7 years of my life I'll get back to that later I can tell ya I coulda been a Priest yep did 7 rears of Religion in high school flunked Conduct my first Three years and you have to go to Summer school for Religion.Thank God I passed my Seinor year it did take a lil Bribing but yep My Friend Irish was right Best years of your life. I'll be back poof
I can see I am not the only one that cannot stand those fucking biker wanna be's. I always thought they really just do it to make people think they are in shape, or hey look at me I am on some bike team that nobody ever heard of, I was pretty sure most of them were really a bunch of jerk offs. Here I will give a very rare apology to the people that are really dedicated not only to the sport but the pleasure that a nice bike ride can produce. I am not talking about the true professionals nor the guy that is riding his bike back in the pine barrens, with no helmet and no spandex, just taking in the scenery. I am talking about the fucking jerk offs that hog the road, wondering why are they fucking with me, forty years ago I would have ran them all down, and backed up to make sure they were dead. I caught one on facebook one time talking too his biker buddies, he had gotten hurt and he told them that right before that they were having a great time messing with traffic. OK you got caught. One time my son Ernie and myself were taking a backroad down too Atlantic City, here on the backroad are about a hundre of them in Spandex spread out across the road. I'm blowing the horn, Ernie is yelling, yo get the fuck out of the way, after about three miles I finally get enough room to squeeze by and as I am makeing sure I don't hit anybody, Ernie opens the passenger door and hits the one that was almost in the car with the door and he goes into the next guy who falls into the next guy and yeah they all start crashing, he yells let's get outta here. I said fuck no let's go back and get some more.
Simple, talking about high school saw one of your buddies today at the bike race, Dave Reichert. I didn't know him but he knew me. Told Aunt Fran that he remembered having his first taste of Italian food at Nana's. Said to say hello!
I hated the thought of graduation from school. I remember Dad giving me a beautiful bouquet of roses and I cried and said that I didn't want to graduate. They were the best years of our lives and I knew it!! Feel lucky to still be meeting with my gal-pals once a month. We will be out 53 years on June 8th. I was just telling my daughter yesterday a story of when I was a senior. After lunch we were to go directly back to home room; no lavatory (I always wondered why we didn't just call it the bathroom). Anywho one day myself and one Joannie Cannon & Tessie Gallagher decided we needed to hit the lav before the classroom. Well we were in there carrying on telling each other how bad we were stinking up the lav; leaning over the stalls and giggling like the silly little school girls we were. I came out of the stall first to see Sister Joseph Loretta standing there listening to all of our rantings; she immediately put her finger on her lips signaling me to be quiet. Well Joannie and Tessie are still carrying on using language that was not to be heard by the nuns. I quietly walked to the wash basin, clearing my throat with ahem, ahem, ahems trying to signal them to quit but they were laughing so hard they didn't hear me. Finally Joannie comes out of the stall and to this day I will never forget her seeing the nun and saying Oh shit! Meanwhile Tess hears this and says why are you saying oh shit, isn't that what you just did. Joannie and I lost it we could not stop laughing. Tess walks out of the stall and says oh good afternoon Sister. We got a month's detention for that little mishap from Sr. Joseph Loretta and I also got a month's detention from my Mom. Yeah that's right the good old St. J's nun had to tell our parents. I remember my Dad trying not to laugh as I told him what happened but my Mom was ready to kill me. Of course my mishaps couldn't hold a candle to Simple's. Hold a candle, there's another phrase of this f'ed up language.
I rember the first Day of summer school after my juinor year I got on the bus and sat next to thisgorgeous Freshman going to Drexel she was reading this Book called Sexual Statistics so I ask what she was Reading. She tells me it's very interesting Book about sexual Statistics. It identifies The American Indian has the Longest average for a Penis not the Africam American.And that Polish men have the biddest Diameter. Then she goes by the way my name is Jill what is yours? I just smiled and said nice to meet you Jill I'm Tonto Kowalski. Yes the best years of out lives!!!!
Hey Tonto, Shitty and my old classmate, not a bad day here at the Ville, you guys had me laughing again, as always. Gonna catch the second half of the Basketball game. Had some visitors today, and we are storming to another milestone. I had a great message on my facebook page, about Plain and Simple. Plainly and Simply put the message read Thank You For Making Me Laugh Everyday. Love You. It don't get any better than that. Walking around the Ville by myself, kind of a raucous weekend winding down. Critters are real quite, place is clean, Slavs actually have clothes on, that is a rarity, but I am glad too see it. Goodbye to RCHS 47 years ago amazing. Good Night to all the Plain and Simpeltons. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS...
turnnnnnnn outttttttttttttttt the lightsssssssss the partysssssssssssssss over Good Night to all the New Beavers in the ville and to the rest of the Simpletons God Bless
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