Monday, June 6, 2011
Today is the 6th Day Of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011
Top of the Marnin to ya and I do mean the top Christ tis 5 Minutes to 12 where the hell is Simple bet he's messin around with all that beaver I brought in.The man just takes to many Days off.Ive been out wacking my Balls all morning and I come back to no Post from the Host.So lets see what's in the news Oh yeah plaxico Burress just got out of jail he was wearing a Phillies hat. There saying Philly Is the #1 team after him. And why not he will fit right in With Mike Prick and Reeds Kids, Philly is the place he should be. Let us know how ya feel about that. Smirks and walks away.
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I have to admitt I laugh everyday but the Tonto Kowolowski thingy made me spit my Coke all over the computer and I peed myself laughing,You guys should write a Book.
Hey Plain, out here in the Ville rounding up all the Beavers, put them over by the dam, me and the critters will be checking in on them periodically. Sammy fell in love with the first Beaver he saw, he said he just wanted a piece of that tail. I think he meant it literally.
The Eagles, you say The Eagles. I stopped caring about the Eagles about five years ago, in essence I stopped caring about football, what used to be my favorite game is now nothing but a waste of my time, unless I am with you guys and we have a little action going. The NFL, is a sham. I watched a game for about an hour and counted the minutes that they actually played football, from the snap to the play being blown dead. In that hour there was exactly 9 minutes of action, between the milling around, after the play, to getting back in the huddle, to calling the play, to walking up to the line of scrimmage, to looking over the defense, to calling time out. Going over to the coach, a commercial came on and was finished and they still were not over the ball. Finally takes the snap hands off he gets stopped at the line of scrimmage and there is an injury. Injury time out, out on the field for about 8 minutes discussing the fact that the player is wiggling his fingers. Finally walks off, commercial, get back over the ball, end of quarter, are you fucking kidding me. They have made a mockery out of one of the greatest games ever invented. I would rather watch baseball or basketball anytime. Fuck the NFL, and fuck their labor union. Labor that has to do with work. You do not go to work football, you go to PLAY football. They are a bunch of assholes, that really left the real world (90%) of them, my drill instructor taught me that there is always that 10%. As far as the Eagles go, I hope they bring in Plaxico, Donte Stallworth, and the rest of Levenworth for all I care. Hope they stay out forever, maybe then the sheople will finally understand that none of them give a shit about you or what you think. So, my advice to the sheople, keep worshipping them, and asking them for autographs, and getting all gaga when you see one of these assholes, run up and make an ass out of yourself as he refuses you or your kid an autograph, but remember the next time you can't pay your mortgage, give Donovan, or B'Dawk a call, I am sure they will pay it for you. Oh yeah, don't forget to pay the seat tax on your season passes. Are you fucking kiddin me???
Hey Catey, good to see your comments as always. I must admit Plain has been making me laugh all of my life, but I also peed myself when I read Tonto Kowalski.
As for the book, everybody tells us that, maybe this is it. Maybe I will just print off everything from Plain and Simple, most people won't believe it but honestly 90% of these stories are true..Keep laughing with us Catey, that is good thing.
Dont sugar coat it simple How do you really feel ? And Miss Catey sounds real Lady like spitting and peeing your pants ! Dont feel bad tho you aren't the first lady I made spit at me.I coulda made Mother Teresa wanna sucker punch me at times.Oh stoppppppppp i'm kidding you, Thanks for the complament I think. But it's Tonto Kowolski. I dont know who that Kowolowski is.
And Simple thats how I feel about all Pro sports, there Prima Donnas . And just like pro Basketball , football is fixed too , the refs are betting, the coaches are betting,the players are betting, it's all bullshit. But I love betting on it too. Smirks and walks away
Hey Plain, I gotta tell ya, I am getting a little sick of that SMIRK. I might get Sister Jap Nose to wipe it off your face. Remember that. What's that smirk on your face Mr. Keebler, do it again and I'll wipe it off your face. No offense there Sister Jap Nose, but how do you wipe off a smirk?? Do you use a napkin or towel or a piece of toilet tissue. SMACK!! OW!! Like that Mr. Keebler. Gotcha loud and clear Sister, you don't know how bad I want to wipe that nose off of your face, but nobody can smack that hard..
A woman of the cloth..and you want to smack her in her Jap Nose. Take it off even, Heavens to Murgatroid... even. Remember who made that one famous. Not a Quaker.........
You are spot on, as the Queen would say, about Pro Sports. I think Baseball, Hockey and Soccer are safe bets, if you are of that ilk. Perhaps Cricket also but that is it. I wonder if you can bet on Little League or Plains area of expertise. Golf is probably safe too except Tiger's follies chasing those elusive Beavers. He had the rabies. Blondie took care of him. She put the Horns on him.
You are right Catey, those two should get together and do a 90% Fact 10% Fiction. There is your title. 90% FACT 10% FICTION....Plain and Simple. I can see the book signings now. Royalties pouring in for the Menagerie upkeep and I am sure they will want their cut. Good luck with your collaboration.
Well you made that crystal clear Simple you wont hear one iota about another Smirk from me.Smirks and walks away, after wiping the smirk off my face.
Smirk, smirk Plain I know the real Tonto Kowalski. Yeah keep bringing the felons into the Eagles and we can keep the nickname the "birds' only now they will be the Philadelphia Jailbirds.
Hate Vick the Prick and Reid the Pig. Plexico, what the hell kind of name is that? Poisonally my dear I don't give a damn about the Eagles. Winks, blinks and nods!!
67 Years ago today The Greatest generation hit the Beaches In Normandy in 1944 God Bless them all and Thank You
Someone gave them the name "The Greatest Generation." and yes they deserve it, and yes they hit the beach today, at Normandy, and I could just imagine that German Soldier as he woke up on the cliffs and looked out to see about a 1000 war ships and the whole United States Army about to land on the beach. VAT THE FOOK IST DAT???? HEINS VAKE OP VAIT TILL DER FUERER HERRS ABOOT DIS!!! VE ART MEAT!!! Yep, got that right Krautheimer shoulda stayed in the Bavarian Alps, and little did "The Greatest Generation," know the horror that was in store for them as they freed Western Europe and marched into the death camps, God Bless Them Does Not Say Enough..
I think it was Tom Brokaw who wrote the Book " The Greatest Generation" not only did they fight the War but went thru the Great Deperession .It was the love of God & Country in those Days and they worked for whatever they got. Unlike these liberal ,progressive Fucks today that want everything for nothing. Just my Humble opinion.
D-Day - may we never forget! Everybody needs a hero, well we have them in The Greatest Generation.
Well it looks like Anthony Weiner is a real Dick, and a Liar smirks. After swearing it wasn't his Picture and he never sent it, Today he's crying on T.V. saying he sent them and others and he's sorry. Ahhhhhhhh all I can say is Weiner is a Dick and lil one at that.
Didn't see Weiner crying, but I did read in the NY Post (what a rag), that he was still in denial. Advice Weiner, fess up that tubular monster that you sent across the Internet belonged to you. Call Favre for some adivice on how to handle it, he sure had a lot of practice. This guy is a congressman. He is sending pictures of his scivvies bulging out, they actually used bulging, he must have stuck a dildo in his drawers to make it look like his wiener was bulging. Are you shittin me, you are a fucking congrssman, maybe you should act like one. You know do nothing, sit around talking about how you will fuck over us sheople. Steal you couple of hundred thousand a year, and laugh all the way too the bank. You are entitled to all of that, once the sheople vote you in, then take you pension ride off into the sunset and send all the fake bulging pictures you want across the Internet. Not while you still are raping us. Hey Weiner, "FUCK YOU."
Yeah That Weiner was a Cocky lil prick he dont have much to say now all the Media was Blaming it on Brightpart The liberal media wanted to know who he was to question his honesty. And They didnt cover the Weiner story because they said the Sara Palin story about Paul Revere was much bigger.And they were making fun about how she said paul warned the British.Well guess what all you know it all Liberal , Progressive assholes he did warn the British about not taking there Rifels away READ YOUR HISTORY smirks then bows and walks away.
Rifles too for anonymous when he comes into correct that another smirk
Plain and Simple are on fire right now, everybody is getting grilled. I love that shit. Grillin the spoiled ass athletes, the cheatin ass politicians, Weiner, Palin, Paul Revere the British, Favre, Jap Nose, gotta love Plain and Simple!!! Even Anon got burned about correcting Plain. Everybody onto the grill. NO NO not you two Slavs the grill is hot. NO NO, there they go running around the Ville with pieces of charcoal hanging off their hanging weiners, screaming something in Slavic. I'll be back I have to HOSE them down..
The lying Weiner turned out to be a real dick. I wonder who will be next. And, to think these lying, cheating sons of bitches are running our country. God help us!
Billy Goat, shaking his finger at the whole country. "I did not have sex with that woman." I guess Billy goat doesn't consider fellatio a sexual act. Maybe that's how it is in Arkansas. They all stink!! They have stunk for years, now they just get caught more often.
I don't mind grilling politicians here at Plain and Simple, hell that could be all we ever do. We have too move on. I need help with these Slavs. They burned there weiners and their hairy asses, so much that they want me to rub sav on them, ain't happenin, not now, not ever. I told Sammy to do it, he GRRRRRED at me and told me to get bent. Nice talk from a philosophical squirrel. I ain't asking Greeny, he hates me more than I hate him.
Well we here at Plain and Simple salute "The Greatest Generation." appropriate name for those who lived through it.
Right now, I am sneaking across the street and into my bunker, I don't want those Slavs too see me. They are sitting in a puddle moanin. I didn't tell them to jump on the grill, I said everybody was getting grilled. I gotta find a way to send them up to Plain, let him take care of them. Oh yeah, Sammy and Greeny want the goat to live here, he brings them booze almost every nite. See Jim, this can't possible be just in my head.
OK on the inside lookin out. Sounds like a Drifters Song. Greeny and Sammy are marchin too a different drummer, Slavs still sitting in the puddle. That is pretty funny looking, and on that note, I am pulling down the shade, rackin out and I will be back tomorrow. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS...
Glad i'm not a Anthony Weinerrrrrrrrrr no one be in love with meeeeeeeee. Hows that you cocky lil prik Weiner? Wonder if ya feel Hard up now smirks. Good Nite everybody Goodnite Chet Good nite David and good nite For Simple news. Turn outttttttttt the lightsssssssssssss the Partysssssssssssssss over
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