Mornin, Wiener would be old new now, but you know, that I know, that you know, there are going to be more women, more photographs, more late nite calls, and maybe the big one from Weiner, meeting with some of the tweets that follow him. Greeny likes that he tweets, Greeny thought his cousins the love birds, and the sparrows were the only ones that tweeted. He was at my window about 3 am, ARK!! Weiner Tweets!! Weiner Tweets!! I know he tweets, Greeny go to bed, your drunk. ARK!! fuck you simple, fuck you simple. Man, I hate that parrot. I know one person in this world that thinks Weiner is the nuts.. Ahnold Shwazenegger, yep, Weiner got him right off of the grill, and jumped on himself. NO!! NO!! These fuckin Slavs just jumped on the grill again, there they go running out of the Ville and into the pines, I hope that Old Jersey Devil puts them out of their misery.
Nice game by the Phils last nite. Cliff Lee doing what Cliff Lee does best, striking out 10 in 7 innings, pretty impressive.
Hurricane Shwartz has predicted the second heat wave of the summer (Sounds like a Martha and the Vandella's song), The Hurricane had a new bow tie on, why and how did that nerd get a name like Hurricane. Check him out some time, he looks like Weiners cousin Shnitzel Shwartz.
Well we have grilled Weiner, and the Slavs had grilled themselves, now according the the Hurricane, we are all going to get grilled. Enjoy the day, Plain and Simpletons. Hey Plain, if you are out hitting your balls around, I hope you have a full canteen (that mans canteen was never full, hhahhhahhhaaahh). Sometimes I crack myself up, better say that real low, Good Lord only knows what the Slavs would do with that one. Hey kind of a free day here at Plain and Simple, talk about whatever (like you don't do that anyway) Vent, Rent and stay cool. Go ahead throw some shit against the screen some might stick.. Later.
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Suppose your an idiot and suppose your a congressman.... but I repeat myself. My newest favorite quote by Mark Twain. Perfect for Oscar Myer Weiner.
Anon, once again, old Mark Twain, knew what he was talking about. It is a shame he isn't around today, although all his musings are still reticent. Man, he would have a ball with these idiots we have running this country. He is one of those sages that no matter what era he would have lived in, he would be at the top of his game.
One of my favorite Mark Twain musings was when he said: "When I was 17 my father was one of the dumbest men I ever met." "When I turned 22 I couldn't believe how smart he got in 5 years."
You know what amazes me about this society in general and this media in particular. It just jumps on a story, usually about someone pretty well known, and you can catch that story anytime, anywhere on any station that is carried over the air waves. I guess there are still air waves, although I will leave that for some one else to define.
This Plaxico Burress guy gets out of jail, and it is all over the news. It is in every paper, it is on every channel and because he had a Phillies hat on, everyone around here thinks he is going to be on the eagles. Who gives a fuck!! We the Sheople have nothing to say, if he is on the eagles so what. If you like it good, if you don't good. They could care less what you think. Please Sheople wake up, Lurie, Banner and Piggy could care less about your opinion, just don't forget the tax on your season passes. I think the Sheople should lock out football, that's right sheople, nobody go to the games for a year, yeah right, as soon as they start, I'll be hearing E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!! Man do I hate that. They will never win a Super Bowl as long as this regime is in charge. You heard it hear first on Plain and Simple. If in fact they get Plaxico Buress this is what they are getting. Here is a moron, that has the world by the nuts, he is out with friends in a bar in New York, New York, he is packin a pistola that is unregistered, and lo and behold, he shoots himself in the leg. WHAT?? that's right shot himself in the leg and he gets two years hard time. WOW!! kinda guy you want on your team, especially if you already have a guy that electrocuted and hung dogs, for not performing in the ring. "The Greatest Generation" is probably saying: What happened to our Country??
Mark Twain, one of the people I had chosen to have dinner with when we did that on P & S. On the subject of Mark Twain, did you hear that they wanted to reprint the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and remove the "n" word. What a travesty! You want to remove some trash then edit these so-called musicians that spew trash-talk in rap recordings, and all the shitty repetoire on these reality shows such as the Kardashians (who the hell cares about these people), all the Housewives shows (I don't know any housewives or will ever know any of that ilk), the bachelor and bachelorette (yeah fall in love while millions of the sheople and fifty cameras are watching and filming you). What a joke!!! About the weiner, I don't care to hear anymore about him; he's had his fifteen minutes of national fame. Unfortunately, they will probably let him stay in congress. I want to puke when I see him or any other of the assholes. WAKE UP SHEOPLE!!!
Hi Strebor, I believe the sheople are awake. We are just waiting for the weekend so we can go to the shore, go to the bar, go to the BBQ, go to the Phillies game. Go to anything that will keep us distracted from the chaos that is going on around us. The Kardashian's, The Bachelor, The Jersey Shore, gag gag. I guess sheople tune in, to see what it is all about. I must admit I have watched Jersey Shore, because I really can't believe that something like this is that popular. I have no idea what these morons are about. I try to make some semblance of logic why anybody would continuously watch these kinds of shows, and I can't. So, I watch some more and it just gets worse. It stinks, and almost the entire reality genre stinks along with it. Little known fact, they want me and Plain to do a reality show, nobody would believe it was reality, they would be saying, nobody does that shit, this is rehearsed, little do they know this may be the only reality left, that is a scary thought.
"Where The Fuck Is The General?"
Struts into the ville strut strut strut What up peeps, hows by you! it's one of your host with the most who will never Boast Tonto Kowokski errrrrrrrrrrr I mean plain. Enough Simple with the Weiners & Winers their all cocky lil Dicks anyway. And im with Strebor they friggin Eagles will be the Jail Birds. I hope they lose every friggin game. And Simple you know what amazes me about this society in General and the Media not a Fucking thing there all followers and I can't wait til they follow O friggin BUMA off a cliff they deserve everything they get.Just my humble opinion smirks
Enough!! Plain you say Enough!!! with weiner's and winers, do you have any idea the chaos that just created in my realm. The Slavs went balistic, they they think we are having a Wine and Weiner party at the Ville they got charcoal on the grill and big red cups and the parrot got so excited he has had about a 1000 bowel movements, one of the Slavs was dancin and slipped on the parrot shit, and hurt his back, he is yelling for the other Slav to make sure he gets his share of veinershnitzels and vino. The squirrel is on the tree doing some kinda jig, Irish, German, Greek I have no idea he is GRRRRRin and hootin, and Plain there is NO Wine and Weinei's Party, it is all because they heard you say Enough with the Weiners and Winers, now what do I do?? I gotta live with this menagerie.
Call the goat!!!
Or better yet, text the goat!
I called the goat, I said I need help. He said NAhhh NAhhh. fuck that drunken horned one. I think he is related to that Old Jersey Devil, he is supposed to have Horns and Hooves. I wonder why all those devils have horns and hooves. I think there may be something about that in The Bible. The horned one or something of that nature. I know there is a seven headed dog that guards the gates to Hades. He better get his heads out of the way, because when I come through with that bus I ain't stoppin for no mutt with seven heads. Right thru baby...
Walks in with 4 Gallons Of Ripple and 9 Dozen Hot Dogs and 9 lbs of Baloney and peppers and a gross of Rolls. Have at it kids I dont eat this shit. Smirks and walks away.
Ok Plain, I guess I am left to explain that last statement. On one of our many trips, this one was too the Outer Banks. I went food shopping with one of the Mc FARLANDS., yep one of them people they put way out there in Northern Ireland. We strut strut into one of the few convenience stores, there used to be one. I walk on up and order 8lbs of bologna and tell Mike of the McFARLANDS clan to go grab about 12 jars of hot peppers and as many rolls as he can find. I think he even brought back some pumpernickel. The lady slicing the bologna tells me I am retarrring after this, mah arrrrmmmms tarred. What ya all doin with the balllony. I'm fryin it with peppers for my friends. Hey Mike grab some wine. So, about twenty minutes later and only 7 lbs of bologna we head back to the mansion on the beach. I get right to work cuttin and fryin and dumpin in peppers and all kinda different rolls, got some bitchin, mainly from one Buffalo Bill Keenan, that his bologna wasn't fried enough. Gotta be one in every crowd. Get all done, cleanin up and in come Johnny McFARLAND yep of that same McFARLAND clan that were sent way up in the Farlands of Northern Ireland. He says, you gonna make me one. Sure Johnny sit down I'll make one for ya. He says how about you. I said you gotta be kiddin me I don't eat this shit. I smirked gave him his sandwich and ran down the beach with 11 guys chasin me.. LOL.!!!
I see where the 76'ers are for sale, Hope they go to Moscow. And They Nailed Nails Dykstra for stealing cars haaaaaa he only made 24 million dollars In 12 years playing Baseball. I guess the Poor Bastard has to supplement his income somehow. How much is steriods these Days?
The Nails thing has been going on for awhile, I think they got him on more than car theft. It was just about a year ago he was a self styled chief stock analyst. The guy is a complete narcissist always was, always will be. I just don't get why he would be stealin cars, and his people going right along with it. It was a leasing outfit. He got turned down at two, the the third one leases him the cars. Evidently he gave them false statements in order to get the cars. Why? Why? does he need those types of cars. Is he doing something with them, more than driving up and down Rodeo Drive. Something is amiss, I guess he will take the heat off the Weiner, who took it off Ahnold, who took it off Charlie, who took it off Lindsey, who took it off Aw!! you get my drift.
Turnnnnnnnnnn out the Lightsssssssssss the Partyyyyyyyysssssssssss overrrrrrrrrrrrrr Good Nite God Bless
Sure Plain, you can turn out the lights, and yell the partys over. I can't. You got these critters all riled up. They are outside my bunker, yellin, Vine and Veiners, Vine and Veiners, GRRRRR WINE AND WEINERS, ARK!! ARK!! wine and weiners, wine and weiners. Hope you have a good nights sleep Plain. Here we go, here comes the goat. Whoa the goat has wine and weiners strapped to his horns, well one horn, the other one is only a half a horn. I guess he is only half horny.. hahahahha.. Ok Ok, I know time for the curtain to fall, the critters to party on, I might join them.. See ya tomorrow. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS...
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