Mornin, Hi My Main Man Plain, if your balls are out there today, they will be fried the first time you whack them haahahhahhahaah oh ahhaahhhhaaha, OW!!!! coffee on the nuts OW!!!! what the!!! be back....................................................I know Mom (RIP) that is God punishing me. I don't really care, because right now if he is out there his balls are starting to fry, of course along with the other goofs..Whack on Plain, and take solace in the fact that my nuts are as scalded as your balls are fried.
I saw where people are trying to determine if Weiner committed adultery, hell I looked at a Playboy at the Roxy drugstore when I was in third grade, went to confession and told Fr, Cosgrove I committed adultery, but that is for bigger morons than myself to decide. I just think he proved he is an asshole. Sooo, the wifey is a first lady to the former first lady, one Hillary Clownton, well she can give her plenty of advice on whether or not he should be axed. She stuck it out with The Billy Goat from Arkansas, he definitely had two horns. I guess it basically just comes down to some form of betrayal. Ah!! betrayal, how many betrayals were there throughout history and throughout our own lifetimes. I already mentioned two. Let me throw a few more out there and see if anybody catches them..
Let's go way back in the life time of humanity: Adam and Eve should not have ate that apple guys. Betrayed the wrong Guy!!
Keep it in the family: Caine killed his brother Abel, talk about a dysfunctional family, they started it.
Let's not leave the ancient world yet: Et tu Brute' You too Brutus , out of the mouth of one Julius Caesar as his best friend was stabbing him, bad shit..
Carry on troops I know you will have betrayal on your mind.. One more, and it is a biggie.
30 pieces of Silver for thirty pieces of silver. Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ. Uh Oh, bad move Judas..
Can't stop, Willie Nelson has some of my all time favorite hits, but Pancho and Lefty is way up there. How could Lefty do that to the great Pancho Villa.
Get it going. Jimmy Mc you OK dude?? You usually have to through something on this fire. Of course I am sure there are many days you wondered if I was ok??
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I'm here. Always will be, I hope LOL. Just got busy yesterday and got lost. Hilary and her staffer have something to talk about. There must be a double standard in this world. Would Osacar Myer drawers be as forgiving if his wife was sending me some pics? How many guys would put up with that shit? Lets go for some opinions from men and women. Strebor and Catey and other women, what would you do it your man was sending was caught sending photos. And men what would you do. Is it cheating? Would it lead to cheating. It was interesting to find out the a poll of women said they would rather have their man cheat witha hooker instead of seeing someone just to talk to everyday. We men do have a habit of SOMETIMES not listening. That is very important. Paying attention to what either of us, men or women have to say is very important. Personally it has taken me a long time to listen to what any body has to say. If I didn't give a fuck I would just yada yada. But then I relalized that whatever it was and whoever it was it meant something to them to tell me. So now I don't judge and listen more, even if I don't give shit, somebody cares about what they are saying. We all keep coming back to the Ville.LOL
Jim, your starting to scare me, sounds like you listen a little better now that you are older, but on the same note, you say you listen to what goes on her. SCAAAARRREEEYYYY!!
How about: Sammy The Bull and John Gotti. Wow! best of friends.
There's an old Native American saying "do not judge me until you have walked a mile in my mocassins." I feel that maybe we shouldn't be too quick to condemn these assholes but what the heck; they are assholes. No matter how much I loved a man if he ever betrayed me I would leave and never look back. These simpering wives that stand by their men have no self-respect. Hooray to Mrs. Sanford and Maria Shriver for telling their cheating husbands good riddance. I would have had more respect for Hilary Clownton if she had walked out on the two-horned Billy-goat. But she knew it would hurt her political ambitions. Same thing goes for men; if their wives cheat on them just walk away and keep your self-respect. I really don't want to hear anymore about these so-called well-knowns. Just because their mugs and other body parts are in the news we have to hear about their infidelities. This happens daily to everyday people and we never hear about it; only if we know them. Simple, I think you covered all the really big betrayals so I have to think on some a bit more. "THE HEAT IS ON"
STAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Betrayal. Ahh!! for all the Disney advocates. Did Minnie betray Mickey, because she was fuckin Goofy. Donald found out and I heard, now I just heard this, but it quacked him up. What am I in third grade?? WOW!!
How about the hunch back that betrayed Leonidas and the 300.
"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN" I just turned the oval Office into the oral Office , I mean come On Hillary I just wanted to get ahead. And Poor Monaca was so Frustrated she sent this Note to Billy Goat..........I have had enough of this whole experence and it has left a bad taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach anymore. I feel as if I'm getting the shaft that this ugly matter has come to a Head and blown up in my face.This is a load to handle, but when things get hard, I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past and I know whats coming. I will meet this challenge the only way I know how, head on. I have licked bigger things than this before and I will again, no one will ever say Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job is done, I will work non-stop and fight this blow by bloe, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be Stained by this.........Thankyou Love Monica
Simple HOT HOT ? It wasn't hot today on the Rock it was 135 in the shade so was it where you were, and it's going to be alot hotter where your going so quit Bitching your driving the Bus.
Yep, right you are about the bus Plain, I don't know just when it will be pulling out, but I know I am driving. It is hotter than a Slavs breath out here in the Ville, ain't seen Sammy, the Parrot is Arkin love it, love it. He is from the tropics as you well know. I kinda wish he would go back there, if he is still around here when it is time for me to pack up and drive that bus, I am dragging that bastard on with me.
Wow! great letter by Monica, I never saw that before. She laid it out there. Took a lot of balls on her part. She should have opened her mouth a little sooner. He probably told her too zip it. She was an up and comer, and didn't want any more exposure than necessary, you have to hand it too her, she handled the situation with kid gloves and didn't miss a beat. Way to go Monica, Way to go Billy Goat. What a team..
Yes Simple Monica prolly didn't want to open her mouth sooner because she may have choked, sometimes it's cums in handy to keep your mouth shut. I do know she told me she went to the dry cleaner and the Guy is hard of hearing she said can you get this stain Out ? He Said come again, and she said no Mustard this time!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!
I know I know Strebor sometimes Simple goes overboard ! Shakes my head and blushes. OmG is so right nods.
I don't know how we got on the blow hard Clownton, but I sure did take a lickin. That's ok I have been licked before.
Anyway as we move forward with todays theme of betrayal, seems like no one pays attention. What about Bobbie Ford and one Jesse James, not Sandra Bullicks paramour, the robber and gunfighter and all around bad guy. Ford did him up and down his back. Nice job there Bobbie me boy. At least Monica was up front about her dalliances.
Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid
Benedict Arnold
Jason & Medea
The Lone Ranger & Tonto
Little known fact about the Lone Ranger and Tonto. They were the best of friends until The Lone Ranger found out Kimo Sabbe, meant Mother Fucker..
Omg again jaw drops hands out I thought Kimo Sabbe meant asshole!
Did you know that Billy-goat's and Monica's song is "Get down on it"?
OMG did I just say that! I just heard groans as the good sisters of St. J's just turned over in their graves.
Delilah betraying Samson and cutting his hair.
David and Bathsheba betraying her husband who was one of David's generals.
Prince Charles and Camilla betraying Dianna.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie betraying Jennifer Anniston.
Eliz. Taylor and Eddie Fisher betraying Debbie Reynolds.
I could go on all night with the tinsel-town betrayers but I won't!
Have a good night my friends. Stay cool!!
Well according to The Hurricane (Shwartzie), the heat wave is a brewin. Naturally the air conditioner is not workin, and I got whacked out here in the Ville by another spider. Man, I mean how many of these bastards do I have to kill, this ain't Nam..
Whoever made up that Inky Binky fuckin song should have to live in a jungle. See what they think of Inky Binky then.
Alrighty Simple, time to put all the betrayers and betrayed out of your mind. You are definitely out of your mind. Sooooooo, the Slavs are making Greeny flap his wings to fan them, that shit is hilarious. I must admit these critters do amuse me. Ain't seen Sam The Man, he was yelling something about he saw some more beaver, be back later. Me, I'm spider huntin, son-of-bitch, got me when I nodded off, just like that Bobbie Ford guy only this prick got me on the jaw.. Well Plain and Simpletons, the 8th day of June is winding down. Gonna catch the whats left of the Phils game. See what kinda bow tie Shwartz is wearing and hit the rack. As for the rest of you. Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends. TAPS.... Her Inky Binky here boy, come on out. you mf..
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