Top of the marrin to ye Lads & Lassies and a fine marrnin it tis, Nods in agreement with myself.Well Simple is off on another Vacation in Toms River then with Sponge Bob Down N. Wildwood and some other guys I don't really listen to what he says or writes on here, I used too like the first two Days but he repeats himself to much.But I'll say this for Simple there is no better poster than Him, I can't think of half the stuff he does,wait of course i can because he repeats himself so much, so I only have to know half of what he does.Because he repeats himself half the time, smirks. But Seriously he is the best poster and the best hoster, nods.Your sure can paint that fence Huck,
See I can't think of the things Simple does to talk about.I mean I am a plethra of useless information, and lil unknown facts.Nods yep I am like Did you Know this lil unknown fact that Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, but heres the kicker he never talked to his Mother or his wife on the Phone.okay okay sit down now take a deep breath he never talked to his Mother or his wife on the Phone because they were both Deaf, crazy right, yep I know and you can only learn that right here on Plain & Simple.
So this brings me to say talk about what you think is the best invention ever, we can do days and weeks on this one or even 5 minutes.because there are no rules in Plain and Simple. just try not to repeat yourself, because Simple repeats himself half the time.
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okay mmmmm then maybe you want to put the worst invention ever, the one you hate the most.I hate the computer, and ive owned 54 of them.See looks around then whispers I'm a lousy speller and I used to white out my mis-spellings and I was getting a new computer every week. I spent 54 thousand dollars the first year and 2 weeks I had a computer.Then Simple told me they have spell check,I ask where at he said it's on the computer you loon.So again I said where at ?He said it comes from the Company you brought the computer from you nut case!What kind of comp do you have? I said this one is an IBM so he says well you get it from IBM you crazy bastard.Then he walks away.So looks around , and whispers I dont use it or use white out anymore.I got into too many fights calling IBM and asking how to spell words and alot of times they just hung up.The last time I was talking to the Ceo of IBM he was calling me a Moron saying we dont tell people how to spell words, I then said well Simple told me you do.And he hung up! So I called back and ask do you know how to spell Fuck you, you ignorant Bastard!!!! He then hung up again, so I dont call anymore.Throws up my hands and walks away.
Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.........or the Automobile. Where we would be without our wheels. Sex in the car, Yep. Drugs in the car, Yep. Rock and Roll in a nice convertible, absofuckinglutely.......It was a great invention. Just think back and figure out how we managed the family business with one car. Rear wheel drive, snow tires and chains, driving up and down all the hills and always making it. I have to say the automobile was oneof the best. But I am sure we will here many other good ones. Lets roll on.
Ahhhhhhh yes James , the Car is much better than the Conastoga wagon I would have pick the Car as my Favorite right up until I saw JLo doing the Hula Hoop. So by far the Hula Hoop is tops in my Book.
Someone say taps cause I'm outta here, Like the Farmer said when he fell off the wagon ......guess I'll hit the road.................Poof
Well I think we shall call TAPS a little early.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my Soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Now like the Sheperd said," Lets get the FLOCK out of here". Stay safe.........
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