Thursday, August 11, 2011
"Today Is The 11th Day Of August In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
Mornin, Long nite, long mornin already and it is only 10:10 A.M. or maybe that is P.M... Nah! the sun is shining..Yo!! it is getting darker a little earlier every night. I am telling you when I was a kid, I started too get anxiety right about now. Even though Labor Day (one of the most hated days of the year) was still three weeks away.. I know, I know enjoy the present moment.. I try but that shit is easier said than done..Easier said than done, another in a long line of cliches.. Just like long line.. I honestly believe that most of this language is a cliche, that is why the Slavs have a hard time learning it.. I am going to fuck with them today. I am going to be throwing a bunch of cliches at them..I just want too see their reaction. You got any help me out. Here ya go, they just carried me outside.. Put me the fuck down.. OW!! son-of-bitch punched me.. Little fun today. Kinda been too serious.. Enjoy some cliches. Yo!! here is a good one, we probably did this before.. Don't Give A Fuck!!! Let's do it again (cliche) Am I right (cliche) You always think your right (cliche) Maybe I was wrong (cliche) You, your never wrong (cliche).. Guess Plain is whackin his balls. (cliche)... You get my drift (chliche).. Ready, Get Set, Go. (cliche) See you later..(cliche). Gotta love it..(cliche). I'm outta here..(cliche) I can't stop (cliche) Somebody help me (cliche) Oh Man. (cliche) Stop It!!!! (cliche)...................................................................................................Phew!!!!!
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We did, or we didn't,Did we ?I think we did, I don't know if we did,or Didn't,it don't matter.
But it's good Simple for "the spur of the moment" We "Have time on our Hands"And you "always have an ace up your sleve"Besides if we did this before Strebor will "give you a piece of her mind"but here in the "Land of milk and Honey" you don't "have to be affraid of your own shadow" We know when we repeat "we weren't born yesterday " smirks and walks away..........where the hell is Finn Mc Cool and where the hell is Catey ?
I'm lost. Can't seem too find anybody. Strebor is vacationing in Baltimore with relatives.. She or he or whoever is on vacation. Catey is spitting and peeing. and Jim Mc is wondering around wondering if he has too go back to school or not.. Read last nights post. Jimmy ran into Speedball, Chris, and Keith..Can't beat that foursome, with the best of the Toads..
"You Know" How big is that baby, "You Know." Some peoples vocabulary begins and ends with "You Know." Listen to some sports interviews some time..
"Hit it hard."
"He pitched good."
"Feeling OK."
"Good Catch."
"Trying my best."
"You know, it is a long season."
"Who's on first."
"No Who's on second."
"You got it?"
"I got it."
"I'm sick of this shit already."
I'm really sick of this shit."
"He has nothing too say."
"I don't care what he says."
"I really don't give a shit."
"Fuck it."
Simple, "You are losing it."
I already lost it.
"He is a real looser."
"Simple is nuts."
"The bigger they are the harder they fall." "That's bullshit."
"We gotta get together." "Yeah right."
Your a man "after my own heart" Simple,but there's no need to "air your dirty laundry" or get "all bent out of shape"when we come in here "all bets are off" we get to everything "in due time" "lets face it" "alls well that ends well "
Catey peed her pants again ?Ima have to get that girl some huggies, smirks or depends but as "luck would have it"there's some here from the Grandkids.But It's better than "ants in your pants" smirks
Damn Jim sorry I missed you I was there early saw your dad and your sister, if I knew you were going I would of hung around.Toddy was a Great guy and a gentleman. Had good taste too he ran from Simple, lmaooooooo
Yo Simple tell em about meeting Harry Shmits kid out in Vegas, lolllllll Simple is talking to young harry and he tells young Harry he's out there to see his friend Harry Schmit. the kid goes thats my father and simple is like fuck you no way, if thats your Father call him on your cell, so the kid does and he says dad I'm here with a friend of yours Ernie Keebler.........Harry yelled runnnnnnnnnnn kid and dont stop Runnnnnn like Forrest Gump and dont look back............okay okay I made a lil of that up Harry never said dont look back!
I would have been earlier but there was a truck fire on 309. Enjoyed talking to the other crew.
One for the Road
Beats Me
I only had two beers officer
What the Fuck
Shake a leg
To die for
It wasn't me
You can get more flies with honey than vinegar
He is out to lunch
Dog Tired
Ridden hard and put away wet
Simple is as Simple does
Plain and Fancy
It takes a Ville----age
Gets my Goat
Even a blind Squirrel finds a nut sometimes
Grin and Bear it
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we begin to deceive (Spider Bite)
Mere-Cat got your tongue
Damn Jim your " Armed to the teeth" with these cliches,"as luck would have it" "anything goes"There's cliches "as far as the eye can see'I give "an arm and a leg" to know that many.But "actions speak louder than words"
I now know we did this before, because Plain and J Mc are too good at it... "Good at it."
"Good as it gets." If this is as good as it gets, good sucks..
"Good Time"
Hey Plain, pretty much on with the Harry Shmitt story.., but it happened in a bar in New Jersey.. Jack Renshaw and myself were talking about Manayunk and St. Johns and this kid right next too me says, Manayunk you guys know Manayunk. Yeah, that's where we are from.. He says you know Harry Schmitt, I says how do you know Harry.. He says he is my Dad.. Get the fuck out..Where is he.. He is in Vegas at the Flamingo doing a show...I says call him. He calls him Harry gets on the phone with him. I say give me the phone.. Hey Harry, Ernie, I can't believe this shit your kid is sitting next too me in a bar in Jersey.. We talk for about 2 seconds, put the kid back on and here. Get the fuck away from that guy he got me beer when I was 12. Me, Jack, and the Kid called him back later hamonizing...He gotta get a sense of humor..LOL...
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
Danny how the hell are you?And when are the Romeos meeting ?
Romeos meeting every friday morn 9 to 11
Plain, Simple has accused us of doing this before because we have a few good ones. He is esssentially
saying we went back 129,114 posts to plagiarized what was said before. I am crushed....Monkey See Monkey Do......We must consider the source......It ain't over til its over.........Life isn't fair..........Every Rose has a Thorn. I guess he will be ours.........LOL Wait until Strebor reads his comments......There will be hell to pay..........My all time favorite was when BACSL was a THORN IN SIMPLES NUTS.............
All of you along with the critters are a thorn in Simples Nuts..
"Try, Try Again." if that don't work fuck it.
"Don't stop trying." Why Not??
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Just Like Every Night Has A Dawn. Just Like Every Cowboy, Has A Sad Sad Song. Every Rose Has Its Thorn."
I McCool, you used it, but you didn't sing it.. Gotta sing man...
If Lady Gaga doesn't sing it I don't know it..or the late Amy Winehouse..........
As long as everything is"Above board" Jimmy we are "honest as the day is long" why cheat"as if" I wouldn't put another nail in my coffin"and since Ive went "around the horn"I'm outta here"............does a lil soft shoe off the stage........Gidnite Misses Calabash where ever ya are!!!!!!
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends..
TAPS.........
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