Mornin, VODKADAY!!! OW!!! OW!!! Fuckin coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be right back..........................Wow!!! right on the nuts...I guess I was due..My ship must have pulled in..If my ship pulled in I be waiting for a bus..Time to start anew. I never knew, anew was a new word.. I thought it was an old word with a new ring too it. I am trying to watch the cliche trap, but just can't seem too stay out of it.. I was thinking more along the lines of a name game today.. Now, I know there are no rules, but we at least have too know how to play the game.. Take any song you want with an animals name in it..A-Z, now you don't have too do the whole A-Z at once, unless you are not coming back..You know what I don't care what you do.. A-Z the animals name has to be in the song..Hey VODKADAY in Jersey, as one Danielle is coming too visit me. Ville kinda weekend, that sucks. Philly is pretty quite during the summer..So is the Ville, although we are getting a lot of vacationers..They look at the Slavs pretty much as a throwback, oh man look at that Slat just threw Blat into the woods...The goat shedded his fur or caught on fire from shittin fire works..Mere saw himself in a Mereor and his eyeballs have been stuck too it for days.. Sammy got new front teeth went too see an oral guy out here in the pines, he gave him wood teeth. I hope they work when he goes to crack his nuts..Greeny was ARKIN, something about being homesick for the Green Parrot on Ridge Ave. I told him it no longer existed and he is the only thing left, and how sad is that.. Then I walked away smirking, like Plain. So animal songs A-Z in any order do a few, please "don't fly off the handle" most cliche's for the following week will be in parenthesis, I just want you too see how fucked up this language really is.. Hattoona Matada Mere. Stuck on that Mereor.. Yes simple there is another Mere Kat here, and she is beautifu.. Yep, I brought her here, just for you, but you have too stand on your toes, and stare at her for at least two weeks.., but I will get hungry and thirsty Simple.. Don't worry Mere, Greeny is going to take care of you...YUK YUK. Whispering. Wanna fuck with me, huh Mere????!!!
OK songs with animals in them.
"Once there was a silly old "Ram' thought he could punch a hole the dam, everyone knows a Ram can't punch a hole in a dam..But he had highhhhhh hopes, he had higgggggg hopes, he had higgg apple pie in the skyyyyy hopes..
The "Cats" in the cradle and the silver spoon little boy grew like the man in the moon, when you comin home Dad I don't know when but we'll get together then son, you know we'll have a good time then.
How much is that "Doggie" in the window woof woof LOL!!!, the one with the waggly tail...
I got your "Green Alligators and Long Neck Geese, some Humptity Back Camels and some Chimpanzees, some "Cats and "Rats" and "Elephants" but sure as I'm born, I just can't find no "Unicorn" You go Simple!!!!!
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Crocodile Rock
Octopus's Garden
My Dog has Fleas
Beer for My Horse (for Simple)
What's new Pussycat
Mary Had a Little Lamb
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Sponge Bob Square Pants
You are not going to be like Organ Annie and make us sing these, right.
You know McCool, always slackin at least sing one.. I remember little Jimmy McCool up in front of the class warbling some song or another. I was starting a spit ball fight..This is how it is done there, Jimmy Me Boy..
"He rocks in the tree top all day long hoppin and a boppin and a singin his song all the little BIRDS, on JAY BIRD street love to hear the ROBIN goin tweet tweet tweet, rockin ROBIN tweet tweet tweet rockin ROBIN, tweedleydeet LOL!! All the little SPARROW, all the CHICKADEES, all the little BIRDIES in the tall oak trees rockin ROBIN. and now Drum Roll Easy.....................He out bopped the BUZZARD and the ORIOLE. You go Simple..There ain't no beatin Simple today..
"Memories of ELEPHANTS all grazing in the grass. doo doo doo lookin out my back door....Simple is on fire..
"I Been through the Ville on a HORSE with no name, it felt good to get outta the rain....
"Wolly BULLY" "WOLLEY BULLY", watch it now, I said watch it now......
The Simpleton rules the ROOSTER.....
Mary had a little fucking lamb, little fucking lamb,little fucking lamb.
Mary had a little fucking lamb, its fleece was white as snow.
And every where that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went the fucking Lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to the Ville one day,the Ville one day,the Ville one day, It followed her to the Ville one day, and met up with the Goat,
That was it for the Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb,
That was it for the Little Lamb,
The Goat had got his way...........
Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.....Rudolph the red nose reindeer...the cat in the window the bird in the shy......tie me kangeroo down sport.....kiss that frog....you aint nothin but a Hound dog....cats and dogs cats and dogs fight fight fight.....Need some beer for my horses....Alley cat Alley cat....been to the desert ona horse with no name.....there's a wolf at the door.....and i dont know anymore....
Ringo rango gingryjon dango got my spurs on my Boots and I dont give a hoot, gonna find me a purty Womans love, drivin wildddddddd Horsessssssss..........bye byeeeeeeeeeee Black Bird..................I'm a Bufflooooooooo soldier........starts doing the Charleston on one leg.......then moon walks out of the Ville........waving and pointing at my fans.
I rember singing this lil ditty with Finn McCool every year. Giddy up Jingle Horse pick up your feet, jingle around the clock a mixxx and a mingalin ..........and I hated it doing those stupid jesters like you wippin the horse and makin like your jingle a friggin jingler from side to side. No wonder I'm so fucked up It's the Nuns and Organ Annie fault and Kootie Curtis all of em..........a mix and a milingin those jinglein feet thats the jingle bell thats the jingle bell, now I cant stop Thats the jingle bell rock......help me.......Whatttttt a bright time is the right time to rock those cares awayyyyyyy.........runs and jumps out the windowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hey everybody did real good so far, but I the Simpleton of the Ville, came up with an animal with the letter U, that is difficulty of at least a 100......The Simpleton Rules..
I read Plain and Simple all the time, but I have never commented. I am spending some time with Simple at the Ville, and he is really starting to get on my last nerve.. He thinks because he got Unicorn that he rules. How about YAKITY YAK DON'T TALK BACK.. Now Plain and Simple Citizens top that one. Bye.....LOL!!
You are a brave girl......when that last nerve goes RRRRRRUUUUUUNNNN.
Time for me to runnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Had a good time today guys.. See ya tomorrow..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS....................
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