Mornin, Well the Ville is still here, and Mere is still staring in the Mereor..Hatoona Mattada Simple.. Hatoona Matada Mere. Uh, I didn't hear anything after Hatoona Matada Mere. I didn't say anything Simple.. Oh OK, something wrong. I'm a little thirsty and I could use some eye drops..I'll tell Greeny.. Hey Simple, yes Mere, could you get me a drink of water before you go. I gotta run Mere, I'll tell Greeny he used to help the waitresses up at the Green Parrot..Hatoona Matada Mere, fuck you.. Your gonna take over the Ville my ass...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIMPLE!!! SIMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong Mere!!! I JUST GOT ONE OF MY EYES UNSTUCK AND LOOKED DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS MERE KAT HAS A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Slam!!!!Bang!!! Fuck Mere just ran over me on his way outta the bunker. Son-of-a-bitch!!!! Come on get a sense of humor everybody it is Saturday morning, it was great to be a kid on Saturday morning and put on cartoons on all three channels..LOL!! I am going to be remote today. I probably can check in later.. Bring on some of your favorite cartoons or Saturday musings when you were younger..Should be cool...,not McCool, how did he ever get a name like McCOOL!! Been laying for that one Jimmy me boy....LOL!!
I remember Saturday mornings walking up to the REC, baseball bat and glove over the handle..getting up there and there would be 2000 kids, and one Mister Boyce, would organize that mayhem into baseball teams, and we would play for hours..No coaches, no umpires, just a bunch of city kids, and one unsung hero having fun..I don't think I ever said this, so here it is...Thanks Mr. Boyce R.I.P. Ernie...
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YOUR WELCOME ERNIE.
There was nobody better than Rocky and Bullwinkle except maybe Tennessee Tuxedo,and there was the Micky Mouse Club M I C K E Y , Y Because we like you! Then there was the Lil Racals and Howdy Doody,And my man Satch and the Dead End Kids.
Amazing How you brought John Boyce back from the dead Simple and right here in Plain and Simpleville.
Yeah Plain, God Bless that man..Hey Outfield, I hope that is you Mr. Boyce.
"Here I come too save the day Mighty Mouse is on the way, on the sea or on the land I got the situation well in hand......"
How mighty is a mouse. I knew a few Mice from Manayunk that were pretty darn mighty....Miss those Mice..They would get a kick out of Plain and Simple...
McCool you say, Finn McCool had his adventures hurling sea monster bones at unsuspecting dumbshits, but honestly, any discussion regarding the great badasses of Ireland's folklore has to mention the man believed by many to be the biggest, toughest, and most epic hero to ever grace the Emerald Isle with his size 47 shoes and unbelievably-foul temper – Finn McCool.
Young Finn McCool said I of course chose this spelling because it is probably one of the most awesome names ever. Finn's life came to an end in Pine filled forest in the Ville of New Jersey. He was eaten by an angry bunch of uncontrolable critters that occupied this Ville. He had met his match, and nowadays McCool's sweet name lives on in that he has a bunch of eccentric Irish pubs named after him.
Now let us take the name Keebler...I'll bet you had as much fun in the service as I did with a name like that. I was ok when Kool and the Gang wwere hot. Now back to the cookie man.
Their chief baker is Ernie the Elf, but there are many many different elves. Such as Fast Eddie, J.J., Leonardo, Zoot, Buckets, Doc and Ma. Everyone lived in a tree and had these tiny little ovens and packaging lines. Any cGMP's in that tree? (Ask Monk) How about cross contamination. Did the elves ever wash their hands? I think not. Wear masks Hair nets and booties to protect their product from the Squirrel Shit. Many unanswered questions the Ernie and his Elves. Although, they did make some mean cookies. So I guess we must live up to our names and defend them till the death............or until the creatures of the Ville end our time. Mine is dead, I had two daughters........LOL
Mr Boyce's favorite of mine was, "Close enough" when running the bases. Mr McGonigle was also a good one for us kids. They kept us from Flash Mobbing........
I got a great story about that Keebler name. I will save for a cookie kinda day..
Saturday morning usually started out about 6AM Roy Rogers and Gene Autry..I couldn't understand why my dog wouldn't watch it.. I used to sit on the floor and hold his head at the screen, until he fought me off. One day my Dad says,what are you doing now.. I said how come Chip don't like TV?? He just shook his head as usual, looked at me like "what the fuck is wrong with this kid." and walked away. It was a few years later when I found out dogs don't understand nor care too watch TV..Just thinking about when I was a little nut....
What the hell you talking about Simple ? Dogs dont watch T.V. they most surley do.kevins Dog Louie watches all the time, and barks at anything that looks like an animal, he attacks the T.V. he lays on the couch and has pretzels with the Remote right next to him. Animal planet is his favorite Channel. Nods and walks away mumbling Dogs don't watch t.v. throws up my hands.
Plain, your kids dogs name is Louie, throws up my hands..
Maybe Chip was too drunk to watch TV.. That dog could drink with the best of us..LOL!!!
Popeye every one of the cartoons were the same. That skinny bitch Olive would get Popeye's ass kicked by Bluto, Popeye would eat spinach and make a tenth round comeback and beat the shit out of Bluto.. If Popeye and Olive were boyfriend and girlfriend where did that sweetpea come from??
Cousin just called told me he has 150.00 free play Sugarhouse..he aint going told me he knows I am on my way..Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, is driving in from Chi Town, he is about an hour and a half from Philly, told me he has a couple hundred... Sooooooo over too Philly I am heading..Talk about cartoon characters.. Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill and Ernie Keebler..Somebody please do TAPS... Later.
Good luck to the boys on their quest for riches. Hope to see them on Action News holding that big check............I will call TAPS.........Good Night all and be safe.........Especially you two..........
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