Mornin, Lookee, Lookee, if her name was Keebler she'd be a cookie..Yeah that's right that was one of my more famous pick-up lines. Never really got me anywhere as the object of my affection didn't know my name was Keebler..Soooo opening on that note. I want too congratulate all the citizens, visitors and critters here at the Ville for 6 months of friendship, laughs, no rules, (ahem), venting, and in general, ("WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL."), a whole lot of laughs.. I know for one I have had a great time.. It seems that we have at least a 90% affirmative on that, and that is a good thing.. Hopefully we can continue on and along the way make somebody laugh.. That also, is a good thing..Six months went by pretty fast. I remember the General at Eck's telling me too take this show on the road.. Thanks General.. Talked too the General yesterday (via email) and he said 23 more days till Florida. I'm like when the fuck we going there, week after Labor Day.. Then he sends me another email and says, I meant 53 days, wishful thinking.. The General is getting a little up there in age, so we must forgive his minor transgressions.LMAO!! Who loves ya Tin.
Actually will see everyone tomorrow as I stated last night, Phyllis's Mom passed away, it is never easy too lose your Mom, I don't care what age they are. So, we go to say good-bye to another of the Greatest Generation..Not a good day..
The critters, were at it last night. I looked out about 3 AM and they were playing buzz, bang, reverse. I am sure there are some of you that remember that old drinking game. If I didn't have too work today I would have went out there and kicked some critter ass..
Phils lose a tough one. How did that happen?? Baseball is a bery, bery, weird game..
Well we did all those HOMONYMS yesterday, and as far as I can tell Plain did not play the game right..He was doing resume, and resume, and they are spelled the same but mean different things. You know like Oxymorons.. You can tell I really like that word Oxymorons, actually has a nice ring too it... Well there it is Blat is out there ringjng the chow bell for breakfast.. Hey give me some of your great breakfast places, and great breakfast recipes..Hey Plain you should be good at this, the only recipe you had growing up was Cherrios..LOL!!! I got mine for ya.
Philly favorite, don't eat it much anymore..Remember that old eggs over with home fries and SCRAPPLE.. I know, Strebor we did this before, so what there are no rules. Except as Plain found out that having no rules is a rule or something of that nature.. I have no idea what that man is talking about.. He is going to be lost today, because like I said his breakfast diet, growing up, only consisted of cereal.. Maybe that is why his brain did not develop properly, and the lunacy that he spews forth is due to Cereal malfunction.. I am sure he will let us know sometime today.. Whack on Toads, try and keep your balls dry.. There isn't mush more uncomfortable things in life, than walking around with wet balls.....
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Philly favorite. The cheesesteak, yeah we did it a hundred times, well maybe more..but, did we do it with fried onions and sauce, or raw onions and no sauce, or with just sauce, or with provolone and raw onions, or provolone and hot peppers or american cheese with sweet peppers, or american cheese with hot peppers or just PLAIN!!!!!!!!!NO we didn't, see there are many varieties, in fact that is the spice of life. Later gotta get a New Jermany cheese steak, can't get a good one..
What the fuck does that have to do with breakfast?
Be nice will ya McCool. Let me study it a minute...............................................................ThereI just counted 60 dots because of you Jimmy Me Boy.. Well after studying it for a minute. It has absofuckinglutly nothing to do with breakfast, unless of course you eat breakfast at Dalassandro's..AH HA!! tried to catch the Simpleton in your evil lair ain't workin McCool got myself out of lot worse jam ups than breakfast and lunch..LOL!!! Oh yeah, once again to answer your question.. Absofuckinglutely nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo, I get slammed about a stinkin breakfast or lunch menu by a guy that never knows what fuckin day it is.. This place is unbelievable, I honestly don't know how I have put up with you loons for 6 months...I mean a lifetime!!!!!!!!!!!
You are absofuckinglutely right. I am not thinking right to day because I KNOW THERE ARE NO RULES. You must have a little Italian in you. Eat your dinner at lunch, and your lunch later in the evening and your breakfast, Peppers and Eggs the next morning...............................................................Hump Day, Thirstday, or Vodka day...I know its one of those days in August..........You don't put it in the opening so how is one to know the name of the day. I know the date and the month and the year but what the fuck day is it?
Any little greasy spoon will do for a good breakfast. Kohlers was always good and then stop in and see Chuck Shockie at the gas station.
BTW......Happy 6 month anniversary on the creation of the VILLE. Keep up the good work and I don't care what Strebor says repeats make it easier on the brain.
ARK!The Green Parrot was the best, The Green Parrot was the best ARK...You humans know nothing about eating habits. You throw anything down your throats, that others of your fucked up species throw in front of you. You will eat pig eyes and gator tails. You have even been known to eat cow intestines, and in some cases each other..You have a lot of balls coming into my Ville and talking about food..You should start thinking before you throw bubble gum, candy bars and salt down your gullets.. ARK! My species on the other hand dine only on nuts and seeds. We cuddle with a bone, (HMMMM), and we use gravel to chew our food because we have no teeth to eat with, therefor our breath never stinks.. We have beautiful beaks that we dip in the the food and water. The tip of the beak is all that gets wet or food on it, not like your disgusting ass species with noodles hanging out the side of your mouth. Mayonnaise squirting out the front of your pie hole. Lettuce and tomato stuck on your front teeth while you talk too some hottie. Ha!! you are a disgusting bunch, but the best is when you have one of your wing bowls where you devour as many of my cousins as you can. How perverse. Someday all of your gluttonous species will get theirs. More later, I gotta get outta here. Here comes Simple ARK!!
Pay no heed oh loyal citizens and visitors of the Ville. I the Simpleton that I am will take care of that rebellious fuckin parrot.. Greeney, Here Greeney.. I hate that fuckin parrot..I wonder how he found out the system too make comments at the Ville. That is all we need these critters making comments. Goats, Slavs, and Squirrels Oh My!!!!
Happy 6th month Anniversary to all you loons. When I call you loons I'm including myself in that terminology. Keep me laughing! Hard day today; had to bury a daugther of a cousin who was much too young to leave us so soon. May she rest in peace and may her parents be blessed and well. Nerve-racking experience at the funeral when another cousin took ill at the church. I'll fill Simple in on that via an email. I called him 2ce but did not get him. Will try again momentarily. OK guys I need some laughter today so please keep this loon laughing!
Starts stabbing the wheaties and kicking the Rice Crispies boxes Cause i'm a Cerial Killer.I ate with Kate more than I ate at home.And it was the same thing every Damn time! As a matter of Fact me and Floyd had the same damn thing today.Two Pancakes and bacon with coffee.And i also rember going to sip N Steak with Uncle John Turrella he would order a cheese Steak a T.V. AND A Gun, thats when the fun would start with Rocky.
OK Strebor, lets laugh, I know a tough day when I hear about one..I guess nobody in this ramshackle (how you like that word) gives a fuck that I got a mutiny on my hands one of the critters found out how to make comments. Of all critters it is that annoying parrot that, that annoying Plain the Cereal Killer. That did it I gotta stop, I am actually laughing too hard right now. I gotta go. Later....
Plain is stabbing rice crispies and killing corn flakes. Good Lord only knows what he will do to Captain Crunch, and CoCo the Puffs..He may even take out Tony and his frosted flakes. Who knows Cheerios might go.. Plain is on mission. HE IS A CEREAL KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wait till the Iranians read about this one..LOL!!!!!
Iranians I don't care bout no stinking Iranians. I already know how to defeat all these Middle East countrys! I'd take away all there Toyota pickup trucks then how could they get around to fight? And they keep talking bout there nuclear shit pffffffffff how they going to get it here Camel smirks.And obuma warned them again today about them trying to make nuuclear research programs, he came down so hard he said if they didn't stop he would warn them again!!!! Holds out my hands wtf I hope there's all Americans in there 7/11's over there and in there Gas Stations just to have them all fucked up.So when they ask directions some new yorker can say to them........Dude wat ya hittin me the fuck up for I don't even live round here, i'm jest doin this gig to git me some 40's to swik on,so bounce da fuck outta here Rag head, i got ya directions right here!!!!!!!
Easy Plain, Easy My Man, don't go gettin all postal on me and shit.. Just tell me how much more cereal you are going to take out, and what I can do about this annoying fuckin parrot.. Little known fact. Parrots can live 600 years or more, yep, them and them giant tortoises, they got a life span much longer than us homo sapiens. Why, well it is known that in the case of the parrot breed, they drive their owners to suicidal thoughts and stressed out conditions that make most men croak early. Yep, they did a study on this at The University Of The Natural Sciences, it is on the Island Of Key West Florida and was studied by Dr. Jimmy The Bum.. That's right that is his name.. He was one of the first Bums to become famous in the Keys. There were many after him.. His studies showed that the people that walked around with parrots on their shoulders had parrot shit dripping down their back.. The Parrot People also caught diseases and other nasty shit from these cracker eatin ARKIN, flying, talking machine avians.. Yep the study further concluded that parrot shit can be fatal if worn to bed, which many of the early Parrot People did, they just crashed where ever they were.. Thanks to the study by Dr. Bum, many Parrots were put in cages (where they belong), but one night walking home from the Institute Doctor Bum was attacked by an angry mob of Parrots and they shit and pecked and ARKED him to death. Yep. You heard it here first on Plain and Simple...
All this is true what you state about parrots Simple, and some parrots only live to be 150 years old it is a lil known fact this breed of parrots are called the youngers, cause they dont live to be 600. Nods they got there name from Neal younger he used to Hang out right here in Manayunk a fine Black gentleman that hung out in thee Opius II he walked in ther one day with the Parrot on his shoulder and the bartender said where the fuck did ya get that ? And the Parrot said this Black Guy !!!!! There's millions of em In North Philly!!!!
Well you succeeded; thanks for making me laugh!
Oh, and about that Keebler name, I had to deal with being called "Cookie" for far too long. Everyone knew I hated it but they called me "Cookie" anyway, and they were my friends!!!!!!!!!! I won't tell you what my enemies called me. Actually I will - it was Nabisco!
Yeah Plain, I remember that Parrot and his guy Young..(PHEW!) Alright man, time too call this breakfast, lunch, parrot whatever it was day to a close. Let me check on the critters. AH the critters are a little quite tonite. Little too much working and partying..I can't believe this they are all in that one hooch, they got the pancho pulled down and this is what I see.. Mere Kat toes wiggling, four what look like Fred Flintstone feet with only 7 toes, four hooves, two tiny little squirrel lookin stubs, oh yeah, couple of small talons pointing this way.. Go ahead and bring it bird..The only ARKIN you will be doing is without a beak something like MARK!! MARK!! Get some sleep good citizens. The Ville is locked up and quite.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS................
Glad we could make you laugh Strebor. That is a good thing..
TAPS...........
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