Mornin. Damn, afternoon, evening.. Long night with Dolp.. Dude likes too drink his beer and talk about world domination, I asked him if he ever played Risk.. He said he always plays with risks.. He said don't I think attacking Stalin's Soviet Union was a risk.. I said, a risk?? With all due respect your Fuerherish, that was PLAIN stupid.. Fucker slammed his fist down and started foaming at the mouth and screaming at me, that whot didt I think I vas calling the Fuerher stupid.. I told him listen you were my second choice. You know that guy you met when you got smoked I think his name is Jesus..He was my first choice. I said The Lords name and Mein Feurher vanished.. So much for world domination asshole.. Say hello to The Greatest Generation, and then say Hello to Jesus.. Tough road Adolph..
Hey the weekend is here vacation with Floyd for his Birthday, Straight No Chaser at Harrah's greatest Accapella group I have ever heard.. Comp for the weekend.. See you guys later.. If I can get something remote I will, if not, take over troops.. Love You Guys Simple..
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Walks in and slaps Mien Fuherer in the back of the head! Move over shortie or i'll bring Patton back from the dead just to luff your waffen and roll all over your ass again.Ya dumb fuck Stalin backed up just enough where ya couldn't get away and Churchill snickered all the way.
yeah Simple we will just hang back here while your at Harrahs on another Vacation, tell Floyd H/B sigh starts singing nobody knowsssss the trouble that ive seennnnnnnnnn. And it's a lil known fact Simple I am the one that sing's lead for Straight no Chasers when they do "The Lion Sleeps Tonite" the way I hit those high notes is the black guy is squeezing my Balls while i'm singing.I make Roy Orbison sound like a Base.Moon walks off the stage The Lionnnnnnnnnnnnnn Sleepsssssssss toniteeeeeeeeeeeeee
Happy Birthday Floyd! Happy weekend to all of P & S. Keep singing and dancin'.
Yep, tell Floyd Happy Birthday and a great way to spend it.
TAPS and good night.
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