Mornin, Calm before the storm. Who knows.. Yesterday Earthquake, today Hurricane on the way. Tomorrow a horde of locusts, can anybody say Petulance. Here at the Ville it is quite right now as the critters are all racked in, they don't work.. It was a loud night thought, between snoring and chirping and nahhhhing and ARKIN, who can sleep through all that noise. Me, that's who.. I don't thing the quake or quaker or earthquake caused a whole lot of damage, then again have seen no news or papers as of 9:30 AM. That is probably a good thing. On the other side of the world, looks like Kadaffi Duck is about ready to get his bill plucked. I think he will get away, he saw what they did to brother Sadamm.. They would fry this fuckin Duck on a spit.. He will be in Cuba or Venezuela, shortly or he will fry..Grab a camel, any camel Duck and get the fuck outta there, just don't go to Scotland..Come on out here, I know a bunch of critters that would love too fuck with you.. Should be interesting. Me back too work. Phils back to Pitchin and a Hittin. Hey give me some great rulers throughout the wondrous history of man kind that have bit it, because they fucked over the sheople once too often.
One that fires into my mind is Julius Caesar (should have killed the bastard before he opened those casinos), they stabbed him a few hundred times, and he staggered around yelling "Et Tu Brutae" Fuckin right me too, Julius, you screwed that Cleo chick and she was mine. Anthony is next on my list..
Little known fact, about Marie Antoinette, after they chopped her ugly fucking head off, it was supposed to have screamed can I have some cake too.. yep, they swore the head kept talking, one rebellious soldier walked over to Marie Head and said shut the fuck up bitch, and the Head said let me eat cake, so he kicked the head as far as he could and it went into the webbing in front of the Bastille, and when it stopped rolling everyone screamed SCORE!!!!!!!! Thus soccer was born in France, the Head Of Marie was the first French Soccer Team. Yep, heard it here first on Plain and Simple..
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OMG - what a weekend - a whole day missed on the blog- no Monday, August 22 in the year of the Lord 2011 - what happened to you Plain? Simple gave a pretty good account of why he didn't get a blog out on that day but where were you? It was a beautiful day, I think you might have been out whackin' all day long and were just too tired when you got home.
Was in my daughter's car when the earth moved under our feet; didn't feel a thing. Her husband texted us and asked if we experienced the earthquake and we didn't know what he was talking about. Quite a bit of excitement on the East Coast. Ghadafi or however you choose to spell it is long gone from Libya my friends, only God or should I say Satan knows where he is. A couple more over there in the wonderful Middle East are also on their way out; are they making room for Al-Quaeda to take over? It's a bit scarey folks! Glad to see P & S is alive and well. BBL.
Hey, I gotta pass this one on to you - my word is hylit!!!!! Bring on them golden oldies at wibbage!
Soccer is just a Kick in the Grass !And it is also a lil known fact simple this is where the Saying Heads up came from !!!!! Nods yep yep I knowIt was also the first Header!Looks around both ways, and wait til ya hear this !!!!!! This same Rebellious Soldier was so happy he scored ,He was the first one to get some Head, nods they gave him her head when the Game was over ! COME ON MAN it's all your minds in the gutter , not mine. Smirks and walks away.
Strebor Strebor I came to the rescue Thursday , Friday, Saturday and Sunday without anyone asking me too. And errrrrrrr aaaaaaaaa well, I was in an Earthquake yea thats it I was on the 12th Hole and figured if the worlds ending I have to finish this Game, so I hit the ball while the earth was shaking and it went in i was like 75 yards away so Babe Monk and myself were high fiving and doing a chest bump I was so happy it was my First Nine, and it was a par Four, so we all went out and Partied.
Good take on that Head thing Plain.. I know that when they started kicking Maries head around and it would get caught in something the guy kicking it would say he was ahead, then somebody else would kick and yell I am ahead, and Little Known Fact.. Marie was still screaming "I am a Head." This is where the term "Talking Heads Came From." yep she was the first talking head.. Louis on the other hand was chopped up over his lip so he couldn't talk, they just kicked his wigged head all over gay Paris.. Marie on the other hand, OOPS I mean head was said to have talked util they put her head on a pike, stuffed her mouth full of cake and said there have your cake and eat it too. Must have been where that saying came from... You heard it here first on Plain and Simple...
Plain keep on partying - you deserve it!
Simple, loved the soccer info.
Nothing wrong with them getting a lil Head Simple ! I mean they were just getting a head in the game !The one soldier became the Headmaster And the game ended when Maries head started singing "I ain't gotttttt no bodyyyyyyyyy"
Yep Plain that is where that song I ain't got nobody came from.. I am telling you people a lot of sayings and head games came out of that French Revolution. They had too have a Revolution because the only ones they could whack were other Frenchmen..Every time they fucked with somebody else they got their heads handed too them..I'll make their heads roll was another great saying of that era..try and keep you head about you was another. These fuckers used the guillotine like Al's used cold cuts. Off with their heads.. be back when calmer heads prevail..
A lot of heads rolling around the Ville. Such prolific citizens in this Ville. There are many Historical Facts that are published on this Blog, knowledge that NO ONE would find in any books. These examples are much better than book learnin. Yep this small but functional Ville in New Jersey is an endless font of data. The Mayor and Deputy Mayor probably believe in Home Schooling now that their little citizens are out of the nest. I have no idea what I am saying.........I had better enroll in the U of Ville for a refresher course in humanity and common sense and make up for all the comic books I read in School.
Well all I know is they went a lil overboard when they said use your Head! But it's also a lil known fact that this is where the saying Heads will roll came from, and you heard it right here first in Plain and Simple.
Enough head games for a day.. You gave me a fucking headache..Tried to talk about world leaders that bite it the bad way.. What do I wind up with a lotta head.. Oh well I guess a lotta head ain't that bad.. I know one thing I got an early wake up call tomorrow, so I think I will lay my head on the nearest pillow, and stare at Mere.. I am headin outta here. Goodnight.. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends." TAPS.............
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