Mornin, Phillies talk.. They have been playing the best baseball in baseball for a long time, last nite showed why. It seems that a new player every nite steps up there and makes something good happen. Last nite in the top of the ninth two out losing 3-1, Carlos Ruiz hits a double. John Mayberry comes up and with two strikes hits a home run. Next inning Shane Victorino, hits a home run and Madson shuts down the Rockies in the bottom of the ninth. Those are the kinds of wins that great teams make happen.. Fun too watch..
OK, embarrassing moments by Plain. I know we did it nine times, but I am doing it again, I don't care what the rest of you do. This is hard for me as I don't really think too much before I do something and I think I piss people off more than I get embarrassed. I don't really mean to piss them off, but it happens. I can be annoying. In fact Floyd's wife Sue calls me Annoyingly, Amusing. I like it.. I think I have some form of ADDHD or I am just hyper and very sensitive. My feelings get hurt daily..I went too Sensitive Anonymous, and they kicked me out. How sensitive are those bastards, that wasn't very nice.. Hattoona Mattadda fuck you Sensitive..I guess today, do whatever you feel like it me. I gotta get some work done. Do some more embarrassing. Gettiing kicked out of Sensitive Anonymous was pretty embarrassing..
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PHILLIES ROCK! Do you believe I fell asleep and missed them pulling out the win last night? Now that's embarrassing!
Simple aren't you embarressed we did this shit before , whats wrong with you.But okay okay I was going to tell you one of mine yesterday but when Strebor told me we did this before I was too embarressed to come back on. But anywho I'm over that so I'll tell ya what I was going to tell ya, nods yep that's what i'm goin ts do. I was In Margate back in the summer of Ninenteen Hundred and sixty nine.I walked in Maloneys and there is my Pal behind the Bar George Suter it's like early in the morning and like six guys in there I put a dollar on the bar and said give us all a Drink George ( Seven beers for a buck ) smirks then this beautiful girl walks in nods that she was. So I got up walked over to her and took her hand in mine .She starred at me but smiled, so me never being lost for words said what ya say we get a Pizza then go over to your place and fuck? She slapped me in the face, I said WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA ????We had a long term relastionship after that almost two weeks.But when I found out she didn't like Pizza I was embarressed.yep I was
One of those guys was me Plain. I wondered why she cracked that guy, but not for long, when I picked my head up off of the bar I saw it was you..and I figured you asked her if she wanted too get a pizza and fuck..I never knew so many girls hated Pizza. AH the summer of '69 those were the best days of my life.."Hey Plain, by the way, Thanks for that beer...
Yes Simple the summer of 69 was a great time neil Armstrong walked on the MoonI rember we were in the Beach club and people were standing up clapping and cheering, some were even crying.I waited til things clamed down and yelled you liked that Moon walk so good here's another one and jumped up on the bar and Mooned everone! I think I was the first ever to Moon walk as I was going backwards as they were pulling me off the Bar.Cause I know I was walking forward. And this lil Black Kid kept yelling hey thats cool,I think his name was Mike, I never saw him again. Because I was flagged for the Summer , nods and walks away.
I remember Mike the black kid.. you were his idol. When they flagged you for dropping the drawers and mooning and walking at the same time, he was very distraught and moved into Lucy The Elephant's left foot.. Little known fact that is where they got the name for that movie. "My Left Foot."
Yes Simple that is correct. They wanted to evict Mike but they couldn't because we owned Lucy we all kept raising money to save her. But Mike was a nice kid he talked with a lisp rember he always said this is ludacrisssss I think he moved to Brownsville New York and is rasing Piegons now.
And it was George Suter that got me back in the Beach Club the owener was that Old misserable Bitch and her Hubby, George was saying come on let him in he was kidding.The guy's just a fun guy. So the Owener says well you think he's funny we dont,and George says well he is. And at the time all the Barmaids are getting there schedules from the misserable Bitch as they were changing shifts. The old man says okay if you can make my wife laugh you can come back hows that.So this misserable Bag is starring at me and I held up my right hand and my two first fingers and said why should Woman always masterbate with these two fingers ?........then i yelled Because there mineeeee she bust out so did all the waitresses and I walk out of the place i told them i don't want to be in anyplace that would let me in.
That Plain guy is anything but Plain. Outta here, somebody please do TAPS.
Omg you two are Insane, so funny.
Catey, Catey I told you before I have papers proving i'm sane. Now that Simple yes you have a case there; leans in and whispers I belive he is a lil touched in the Head.Now where the hell have you been Catey Lass we need input from you here, don't be a stranger.
Starts doing taps cause Simple ask nicely,soft shoes right out of the ville.
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