Mornin, Mournin, Are you kidding me, mournin don't get it. I would be hell bent on splitting the Yunk right about now, I knew that Labor Day Bullshit Holiday was approaching and summer was coming to a swift end. I also knew my new sneakers were now old.. How was I going to talk my Mom and Dad out of sending me back to prison..(St. John's Parochial Prison For Boys.), time to start Jonesing little Simpleton, this summer is rapidly ending. My first Post in August said die she must, and just like everything (but the divinity you believe in, and things that are infinite) she will die. Saying goodbye too a pretty good August at TAPS.
As for today, who knows what will happen in this place. It doesn't seem too much matter what kinda topic I throw out there, you citizens and sages just fire anything you feel like.. I guess that is what no rules means, but as Plain so explicitly brought to my attention, (might have been J Mc), Isn't having no rules a rule..So in itself this place is a contradiction in terms.. There ya go contradictions in terms, this should be good, and let me make one thing specifically clear. I do not now or ever give a fuck if we did this before. If we did do it again, if you don't want to do it, do what you always do and do something else. It seems to come natural for all of you. Today try and keep the course, whether it be North, South, East, or West, on the Ridge or 422 or the Black Horse Pike or Rt. 1, or Pechin and Shurs...Remember Shirley's is a battle cry..Of course the only one that remembers it is Finn McCool, who is dancing around with his chest pumped out and his hair standing on end.. Carol probably had too give him mouth too mouth after he danced with the stars...LOL!! Come on in, have a good time. Simple got some work too do and I will be back later...Whack on Plain, Whack on.. You should be a pretty good Whacker by now..I can't wait too caddy for you....If you guys go golfing in Florida, I am in, me and the General have been practicing on the side.. I am one hell of a chipper..whispering in a very low voice, he stinks.....
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Well even tho August will die at midnight this last day is a beauty. So, my Dear contradictors enjoy it!!!!!!!!!!
Now we are contradictors, here we go, that is not a word....
Says who?
Me, says it. that be who!! Contradictors is not now or never was a word.. If you were in a scrabble game they would toss you like a bean bag.............................!
Man, Plain and the Toads must be whacking off today.. Ain't heard from that loon....!
Whispering in a low voice..I keep telling the General that he is a good whacker, and he shakes his head yeah, yeah, but he stinks....! I am a much better whacker than him..., and I know Plain and the Toads are much better than me...
Gotta leave for a little while. Just me and Strebor contradicting each other anyway.. Lot of visitors today.. Hey Catey where you been girl????
None of you Contradictioners should be doing that ,and what does eating Scrabble have to do with contradictioners or Contradictors?Simple sometimes you don't make any sense at all. And yes August is leaving and I'll seeeeeeeeeee you In Septemberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"August ends and September beginns, Plain has a Smirk and a Grinn"
"We have never seen this Month, everything is new"
"The morrow was a Bright September morn;The Earth Beautiful as if a newborn"
"Nameless splender everywhere,Wild exhilaration in the Air,
"Have a good time but rember,There is danger in the Summer Moon above.
"Will I see you in September, or loose you to a Summer Love"
" I dont wanna say goodbye for a Summer, knowing all the love we will miss"
"Oh let us make a Pledge to meet in September, and seal it with a Kiss"........Bows and walks off the stage , thankyou Sister Thankyou.
Simple.......She has the word right.........Contradictors 1. To assert or express the opposite of (a statement). 2. To deny the statement of as a group. Sooooooo, September is coming I hear, what day?
September morn
We danced until the night
Became a brand new day
Two lovers playing scenes
From some romantic play
September morning
Still can make me feel that way.
Oyster months start now, Right?
The diners up hear start advertising Oyster Pie. Never tried it, don't think I can get it down. But it is a big deal.
Thank you Plain and J. McC - Simple all I have to say to you is nananananananananana! So there!
Great Comeback Strebor joins you with the naaaaaaaa nnaaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaa naaaaaaaaaa and sticks my Tongue out!!!!!!!!!!
OK Strebor this Ville site told me that contradictors was not a word. You just sounded like the goat.. I hope you all forgive me for my transgression of the English language. This language is fucked up..Contradictors.. Little known fact.. The Contradictors were Contra Rebels, and the Dictors were the people that were violently against their political beliefs.. The Contras raided the Dictors every chance they got and ran off with their goats, mangoes, and woman.. The Contras being the modern day huns that they were, started to like the Dictors women, sooooooo as legend has it, they started to mate and that is right the tribe that came out of the Contras and the Dictors were the Contradictors..They now walk through this Ville like they own it, but that is alright, I will never contradict them again.. You know what Plain, you are right I have no idea what I am talking about.. Like I always say why does anybody read this shit..Contradiction in Terms. Plain and Simple are Sane..
Like the song..
Hey Plain, you sound like the goat too...You and Strebor should take Billy home with you for a month. He is a hoot...
Your not going to pull the wool over our eyes Simple nor will you get our Goat, and we wont take your Goat naaaaaaa na naaaa naaaaaaa hey hey bye bye.
Besides I dont like Goats I rember when I was a kid my Grandpa told me about a killer Goat he had one day he found a chicken dead, then again the next day same thing, so he lined all the animals up and he got the rabbit to tell him who did it...... well the rabbit walked up and down in front all all the animals the Horse, the pig, the Cow then he walked in front of the goat and was starring at him and nodding his head, and the Goat yells I didn't do it...... But Gramps Said ........"Hare's looking at you Kid" whoooooooooooooo whooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhhh chit slapping my kneesssssss call 911
I will keep the goat, none of these critters are leaving the Ville until I do. Now the Slavs, well they ain't gone anywhere either. Listen, let me say good-bye to August (die she must). See ya next year. Man where did that summer go. How many times have we said that.., they just really seem too fly on by.. This was def. the fastest of my life.., I mean that from the bottom of my black heart. Goodbye Summer of 2011. Hope everyone enjoyed it as much as me. Looking forward to the fall. Looking forward to all the citizens, and visitors too the Ville. Let's keep having fun.. I hope this place brings as much laughter and fun too the people that visit as it does too me.. There really is some funny, nostalgic, unreal and fantastic days here at the Ville. Let's carry on together and see what the fall brings. I gotta split, would someone please do TAPS, and I will see you in the AM. "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends..."
Woooooooooooooooo woooooooo Ya see Boggy said " Here's lookin at you Kid " and I said the goat a( Kid) the rabbit a (Hare) well lolllllllllllllllll haaaaaaaaa haaaaa makes two fist and rubs my eyes haaaaaaaaa Hares lookin at you Kid haaaaaaaaaa chit ya get it lollllllllll..............turn out the lightssssssssssssssssss , the Party's overrrrrrrrrrr haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa a friggin knee slapper whooooo whooooooo
And now let's hear it for the word champions, Plain, J. McC & Strebor!
Cause we are the Champions, we are the Champions, we are the Word Champions" - bows and exits ......
TAPS
Day is done,
gone the sun,
from the lakes,
from the hills,
from the sky,
all is well,
safely rest,
God is nigh!
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