Saturday, October 1, 2011

"Today Is The 1st Day Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2011." THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES WILL WIN THE 2011 WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP." You heard it here first at Plain and Simple..

"It Is Now Post Time"
We're Off.
You bet your sweet,( I ain't gonna say a cliche,) eyebrows we are, although I must admit ass sounds a hell of a lot better than eyebrow.. OH!! I get it you can bet your ass, ..........................................no, sorry I don't get it. I know you can sell your ass. Alright, stop it you freakin Simplton, sometimes I really get on my last nerve.  Where was I, oh yeah the race track.. Had a few little hits, at the race track everybody, got out ok, late nite. Sorry about no TAPS, but what the fuck does Plain do around here. Talk about getting on my  last nerve. That man is incorrigible.  Have too put up with him later today.. Really do love him..(most of the time), the rest of the time I can't stand him..LOL!! Hope he doesn't read this, he will be in my shit all day.. Yo, try and stay away from the cliche's in our language, and it ain't happening..OK there ya go cliches for the day.. We probably did it before, but Strebor isn't here to correct us and the rest of us (cliche time) don't give a shit..HA!! this is easy..Hope too see everybody at the Cancer benefit at Eck's later today..
Phightins, at 5.  The Doctor is in the house..Great time of year for Philadelphia and it's Phans.. Let's go get them thar Cardinals..
Couple cliches and too the Yunk I go.
You bet your sweet ass it is.
You are a horses ass.
You made a real ass out of yourself (many, many, many, many, times)
You are a real asshole..(that is nice compared too some of the other things I have been called.)
Will you look at that ass.. Hey watch it that's my brother...LOL!!!
Outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yunk bound...

2 comments:

Plain said...

What an Asshole
Quit acting like an ass
Your really showing your ass Now
Look at those assholes

Simple said...

Hey guys, I am remote, new technology, here at plain and simple. I have to get one of these remote puters, that way I will be able to spend my entire life in this ville, while plain whacks his balls. Slow kinda day here at plain and simple, kinda normal here for a Saturday.
Phils gave. Halladay a few runs, and I would suppose that that was enough. Yeah, that was enough. I gotta go, I am done for the night. Maybe plain could take over for awhile. I am outta here.
Stay out of harms way my friends.
TAPS......