"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Big Big Day for the younger parents, and their little ones.. Big day for everybody that is still a kid at heart. I remember one fateful Hallween Party where Simple really pulled a good stunt..Yep, I was treasurer for the Pediactric Liver Research Foundation at Children's Hospital in Philadelphia, and every year I would have a Halloween party to raise money for the foundation..Well, this one Halloween I get dressed as a Super Rabbit (yeah Dave), I sorta looked like Hip Hop before Hip Hop looked like Hip Hop..Some of the people that were also officers in the Foundation were my brother-in-law Phillip and his wife Donna. Anyway we are at the Halloween Party and Simple is doing what Simple does, imbibing in cool beverages. Now, don't forget everybody is in disguise..At this time I had an ex-jockey working for me, one Leo Lucky Murray, should have been Unlucky Murray.. The only ball buster I know that is a bigger ball buster than Lucky, is Plain..Anyway, I am drinking it up under my rabbit mask, and this Ninja type warrior keeps fucking with me. You know pushing and garbling shit about a punk rabbit and all that kinda shit..I say stop, it Lucky, quit fuckin with me. Get another drink and the Ninja takes it and drinks it.. Quit fuckin with me Lucky..Steps on my foot. With this I take a flying leap at who I think is Lucky, and knock the Ninja and me to the floor where the Ninja starts moaning and grasping its back.. It was none other than my sister-in-law Donna's Aunt who just had back surgery.. Well, needless too say Simple was a little shook up, not only from hitting the floor, but realizing I just lost my house, car and income for the next ten years.. Of course I ripped off my mask and was yelling that I thought it was Lucky, I thought it was Lucky!!!! Lucky came out of the costumed crowd dressed as a jockey, and says, Hey Unlucky, it wasn't me.. Just another party in the life of a Simpleton...Donna's Aunt decided not to sue, as she was taken from the party in a wheel chair, smiling and drunk...Of course my ex had some choice words for the crazy rabbit.., as I was led from the party still yelling I thought it was LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anything Halloween guys it is here.. Be careful of the little ghouls and goblins tonite, another candy high....
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I have too be my normal humble self, and not say anything about two posts, as I was sorta AWOL, for the weekend. So Plain good job. Great minds must think alike as we were both Posting at the same time..
Yes Dallas got smoked and I guess everybody that is anything Eagles has them in the Super Bowl.. They are still 3-4, and yes they can make the playoffs, but lets see what happens the rest of the season. They probably will go too The Super Bowl and they will probably win it, because for one of the only times in rescent history I hate them.. In all objectivity, they looked like world beaters last night, against a good Dallas team.. I still think they spit the bit and really don't go anywhere..Of course I have been known to be wrong before..
Well chitt unlucky, I do a Post at 11:28 and do you read it you Simpleton nooooooooooooooooo you just Damn the tarpedossssss and full steam ahead like tackling Aunt Donna you dumb Chitt.I'm going to sue. And I know you didn't get one answer right!
Happy Halloween to all you weeners and weenies out there! Sugar Mountain High!!!
It was Aunt Donna's Aunt. not Aunt Donna. I clocked her at the next party..lol
Well I don't get many trick or treaters out here at the Ville. It is trick or treat around here everynight..
KNOCK KNOCK!! Who's there?? OPEN UP SAMPLE!! Oh boy, here we go..Opening the door to the bunker slowly..HI KNOWT WHO VE ART SAMPLE?? Uhm I would suppose that you are Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. NO SAMPLE IT IST UST BLAT AND SLAT VE VANT TREETSS!! Alright look Blat Slat, Barney or Fred or whoever the fuck you are, I don't have any treats..VE ARENT LEAFIN UNTIL VE GOTS TREATSSS!! Hold on a minute man..Let's see here is a half bottle of vodka that should get rid of them..Here ya go guys half a bottle of Smirnoff. HA!! VE KNEWT YOU HOD TREATSS SAMPLE!! SEE YOU LETTER!!! Yeah see you later assholes.. alright lights out Monday night football comin on.. KNOCK KNOCK!! What the fuck!! Who's there?? HATOONA MATADA SIMPLE!!FUCK YOU!! YOU HAVE TO GUESS!! Opening the bunker door, don't see anything..DOWN HERE SIMPLE!! Mere, what the hell you doin down there. I DON'T STAND ON MY TOES ON HALLOWEEN, THAT WAY NOBODY EVER KNOWS WHO I AM OR WHERE I AM!! Great I guess you want a treat. NAH, COMIN IN THE BUNKER TO RACK OUT, AND WATCH SOME FOOTBALL. Ok Mere let's hit it.. BAM BAM BAM!!! Wait here Mere, that's gotta be Billy..Open the bunker door again, there is Billy with Greeny sittin on his head with a patch over his eye and one wing up, like he is giving me the finger..Gave them a pack of crackers and an empty can. That's gotta be it..SMASH!! SMASH!! Oh boy what is this, come on Mere..No way Simple that might be that old Jersey Devil smashin into the bunker. I don't think so Mere, he has a lot better places to fuck with people than here. Opening the door slowly, once again don't see anything, hear some GRRRIINGG from below.. Damn if it ain't Sam the Man The Mascot of the Ville, knocked the fuck out and still GRRRRING, go growl somewhere else you little nut buster. This Simpleton is locking up for the night.. Blat Slat come get Sammy, see ya tomorrow..
"The rest of my friends here on Halloween night 2011. "Stay Out Of Harms Way."
TAPS.....
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