"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off." Plain musta really been whackin yesterday, he didn't even pay a visit to the Ville..He doesn't care if he hurts our feelings. I am here everyday (cough) (cough), slaveing away at the Ville, cleaning and scrubbing and killing spiders, and last night a whole lot of critters if they didn't get the fuck away from me..Outta here later, Dave Morris has a Bulldog, named,, Drum Roll Easy............................................Lance Corporal Rodney Morris.. Anybody that knows anything about The Marine Corps knows that the Bulldog is The Marine Corps Mascot. In fact 3/4 of my Platoon had the Bulldog tatooed on their arms. I was actually next in line at a tatoo joint in San Juan, when one Lucy Travaersso, grabbed me and said Jimbo and Cunswaylo, were waiting. So, I didn't get the tatoo. I know my man Monk has it.. Anyway, The Marine Corps Birthday is November 10, and there is a rather large celebration at one Cookie's Tavern (R.I.P.) Marines from all over the area gather for the party.. Well baby, this year Lance Corporal Rodney Morris is going with us..I am taking the sweater (Red) that Dave bought him and having one Kathy Rippert of Rippert's Tailoring sew U. S. M. C. Gold letters onto the sweater.. We also have a helmet and a doo rag, and goggles, for Rodney.. If we don't make the news there ain't no fuckin news.. I know Rodney better be prepared to take a lot of pictures.. I know Hot Rod (that's his nickname) pretty well as having bonded with him one weekend, when Dave and Phyllis went to the Casino.. I had short pants that weekend and just chilled at the house with Rodney.. Being a Sunday, I watched footballl and around seven headed to Del's for a Cheese Steak and a Hoagie for Rodney.. I didn't know Rodney wasn't allowed upstairs, so when I hit the rack I brought him with me and gave him the hoagie..I guess he wasn't that hungry as he left half of it under the bed, which wasn't found for another week or two.. Italian hoagies can put off a pretty offensive smell after a week..I get a call from Dave. Yo were you eating a hoagie under the bed, and did you take Rodney upstairs?? AH!! When?? THE TIME YOU STAYED HERE WITH HIM!!! Calm down young fella, I stayed there quite a few times..THE TIME ME AND PHYLLIS WENT TO THE CASINO!!! Oh yeah, he came upstairs with me and had a hoagie..HE DIDN'T EAT THE HOAGIE AND HE AIN'T ALLOWED UPSTAIRS!!! Calm down old friend.. CALM DOWN, YOU TWO LEFT THE HOAGIE UNDER THE BED, AND NOW HE STANDS ON THE END OF MY BED BARKIN UNTIL I PICK HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN BED WITH ME!!! Wait a minute, what do you mean us two, I ate my half, you should have trained him better than that....See ya over the weekend.. I don't know how they stand me, or better yet I don't know how somebody in the old home town hasn't killed me yet...Anyway you know I am great at predictions. I am going to start keeping score..So far, 1 and 1. Here is my prediction. Lance Corporal Rodney Morris will be the hit of The Marine Corps Birthday party.. I would love to take him out on Halloween but Strebor wouldn't let me in...
Back to Halloween week..there is no more Holiday it is Holiweek.. Including Birthweek. It is impossible to get done everything that everybody wants to do in a day..The decorations for Halloween are incredible. It was never like this when I was a kid.. It was a big day, although three years in a row my candy got robbed, in the same spot on the Manayunk wall. The fourth year they tried but I went out dressed as a baseball player, with glove, ball and BAT!! Yep, BAT came in handy. In fact it came in handy quite a few times..
Speaking of Bats, little known fact, they call a baseball bat a bat, because when people first started swinging sticks at bats, the stick always had a branch sticking out of it and when someone nailed a bat, the other people would yell, you got a bat on your stick, or later on you got a bat in your hands.. Thus the term bat became synonoumous with swinging.., you heard it here first on Plain and Simple..In case you haven't seen any original movies lately, let me suggest a few.. Last nite, Halloween IIII was showing on the movie channel. This movie has to do with a homicidal maniac that escapes from his homicidal maniac digs and kills everybody that he can catch.. He is one of the slowest fucks I have ever seen.., not quite as slow as the Mummy, but slow..He cannot, do you hear me, cannot be killed, they have hit this bastard with everything but an A Bomb.. Maybe we need Harry Truman back....
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Yep, you got that right, I will not let you in; maybe Rodney but not you.
Well guys, lots of visitors today, in fact lots of visitors for the month. We ran by 11,000 a long time ago, and they keep coming in. Why?? I have no idea..I am just a Simple Man, I drive a Simple Van, my dog ain't got no pedigreeeeee.. What the fuck am I doing?? I gotta get outta here. Have a good time a good day a good Halloweek.., I'll try to do TAPS but will be remote. If Plain could find time instead of whackin off every day maybe he could possibly, now I don't want him to over extend himself, maybe do TAPS..
Ahhhhhhh yes I rember when you and Rodney slept under Dave's Bed!Thats when Dave and Phylsis kept arguing about who Had the Rotten Garlic Breath.Then when Dave found the Hoagie Rodney was Pissed and Barked for Two weeks, cause he wanted his Hoagie Back.Then last week we were down CJ&Ecks Simple and I and we went Broke on the Poker Machine I was pissed at Him and yelling Now we can't get a sandwitch, and Simple said I got it covered I have half a Hoagie under Daves bed! I went Home!!!!!!!!!
And BTW simple (Opps sorry thats Computer talk for By the Way) I was very Busy yesterday thrying to find out what I want to be Halloween.....I can't make up my Mind....I don't wanna be Dracula he's a Pain in the neck haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohhhhhh chitt maybe I'll be him on Fangsgiving ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh chittttttttt a double knee slapper call 911..............I could be the invisable Man but then evryone says long time no see haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omggggggggg help me, Gawfaws abd spits out I Can't be a skelton cause I wouldn't have no Body to Dance with ommmmmmmmmmggggggggggg send and Ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see where your Favorite Col. Gaddafi Duck had a Secret Burial, and we spent Billions to get rid of his ass on the sly. Obuma was sending planes and Predators over there the whole time they Begged us When Gaddafi was kicking there ass and blasting them into kingdom come with his Tanks.Alough we were suppose to stay out and cut back we went hells Bells to help, what we get in Return not a fucking thing. If we said okay we will do it but you have to Pay we have billions of there money and we are sending it back, we could of got all the oil we needed, buttttttttttttt noooooooooooooooo Does this President do anything Right????????????????? We Coulda Put it right On Col. Gaddafi Ducks Bill.
11,000 Hits........Quite an achievement from facebook bantor to the General telling you to take it on the road......... Again, ask Floyd it Ecks has WIFI. If we can use the bar to show you how to post pics sometime.........Congrats on the nuts that check in.........LOL
This is just my Humble opinion. I just watched the President telling College Students he is going to lower there interest Rates for their Student loans?????? Why, because they want to go to 40,000 plus Colleges. Can't they go to a State school that is 3 times cheaper or a Community College? And why just students Loans, why not carpenters and electricians or construction Workers why not Bus Drivers The President can lower there Morgage, or lower their loans why not help them with their Health Bills make everything equal why Just college Students is it he's tryinbg to get there Vote.
And now The CHANGE President is going around the Country saying if you vote me out of Office you wont have anything your on your own! He stated if A Republican wins you wont have Healthcare your on your Own,you wont have Jobs Your on your own,you wont be able to go to college , your on your own. If you get sick your on your own.Corporations will be polluting the air your on your own the Air that your Child Breaths you are on your own!!!!!!!!
These are all the President's words it's called Scare Tactics but the Truth of the Matter is This Fucking Moron Obama hasn't done one thing right and He is a Lying fucking SCUM Bag and will do anything and tell any lie to get your Vote. Carter Makes this asshole look like A Genius
Also I thought I heard the loans will be forgiven after 20 yrs......I might go back to college......and take Political Science.....and then I will be real smart.......
Strebor, my Mom and Dad said they met you and you were very nice and an attrative girl....So you got the good looks..........LOL
Plain, Plain, Plain, what an I going to do with you. One of these days you are going to let these politicians give you a stroke..Come on over to the Simple party, and hate them all with me. They all suck. They make me sick. They all lie and we have to listen too it, if we want to. Probably for guys our age it is time to cop out. We ain't gonna be around long enough to do anything about it. The younger generation, if this country continues on this path, is in for a hard time...
And it's the Younger Generation I Care about Simple, them and the Country they can't hurt me.And yes most of them Lie but this Guys a Fucking Joke along with Biden.This is nothing but Socialism and and I cant belive imtellegent People fall for his Bullshit.
J. McC I'm blushing at your parent's kind remarks.
My Dear Plain, are there any intelligent people left in this country? A country that's only drive is greed, a country that would sell Casey and Kaylee Anthony masks for halloween, a country that would purchase such masks, a country that does not honor it's military after they have been thru hell, a country of dishonest politicians and liars. Like you I'm worried about my kids and grandkids, what kind of country will they have to survive in? God help us all!
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