"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off." No braggadocia intended, but I consider myself a pretty good poker player. Now, I must contradict myself, already, because of that Texas Hold Em game. I am not a good Texas Hold Em player..Or I wasn't a good Texas Hold Em player, because last night I kicked ass. Won the first two pots then, put Phil The Thrill in for the next one and went and watched the ball game. Number one I never quit, but I just don't like game. So, I left a winner.., really not a bad feeling. I should try it more often..
World Series Time, and I know Philadelphia still has a bad taste about baseball, but we gotta let it go. It is over it is done, and just like every other disappointment in life you move on.. I think one of the main faults with anybody that likes sports is the fact that they connect so passionately with their team (especially in Philly), and in most instances those teams and players don't really give a fuck about the fans.. They are a greedy lot that play for themselves and in most cases the owners and their teamates, then maybe the fans. The sad part about the Phillies, and I am a long time Phillies fan, I honestly felt that this team connected with the city and with the fans..I mean it was like a triumvarate. The ownership, The team, The fans..So I think that in this way it is so frustrating to the fans, they really are a big part of this teams success. I also would like to say, don't give it up, it is still going to be another fun season, and I once again am looking forward to spring training..If Dave Morris is still thanking people on his 38th birthday, I gotta get his take on the Series.. Cardinals or Texas?? I got a feeling he likes the Cardinals..Probably pretty even, but the Cardinals hold the Puhols Card, the biggest Trump Card inal of them all..
You did it again Finn, wishing old Dave, a happy birthday!!lol...You seem too fuck up daily.. Can't wait to see what you do tomorrow, Tuesday the 26th day of June In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.
Football, no Piglles,, good.. Now that they beat Washington, the Philly scribes have them winning out, ain't happening.
Basketball, labor strife..Pulllleeeeeeeezzzeee!!!!!!!! You have to work to perform the act of labor..You fucks don't work you play.. When are these greedy moron owners and players (not workers) going to get the formula, you play half a year for so many millions of dollars, if you are smart your family is set for generations to come, so come on in and play...PLAY!!!!!!!!! While they are having labor strife (GAG), they should have to go to West Virginia,, and work the mines until they sign the new agreement, it would be signed tomorrow..
I gotta pat myself on the back, and eat some crow, ewwww!! Though I have eaten worse.
Did predict the Miami heat would not win the NBA championship, and did predict that Dallas would..
Did predict the 2011 Philadelphia Phillies would win The World Fucking Championship..so a bad 1 for 2.
Lazy day, back to WORK, here that you pampered fucks... WORK, you don't know what it is.. Shootin a basketball for a living, they make me sick..Play while you figure out how you get another million a year.. Entertain us that is all you are good for...
Well by now we all know Kadaffy Duck is dead.. Now, I think they are hunting for his children.. Good luck with that shit. He probably has about 2000 of them.
OK guys today, being the week before Halloween, lets start bringing out the costumes..and everything connected to what has become the second biggest commercialized Holiday, next to Christmas..
Prediction time: I think the biggest selling mask for this coming Halloween will be the Casey Anthony mask.. Remember her.. yeah right, the sheople just move on, and that baby killer is enjoying her life. Don't think for one minute that she has any kinda guilt or remorse.. She doesn't, she is a total narcissistic, hedonistic, psycho.. On that not enjoy Halloween week. We will be like AMC and have a whole week of the Macab What the fuck it is already Macab around here.. I heard Strebor is secretly sending Blat love smoke signals....
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TO JIM FINN:
Jim, I Simple as this illustrious Blogs head Simpleton, give you unilateral power to say and do whatever it is you want to say or do, on whatever day it may or not be, in any year at anytime. I hereby pronounce one Finn McCool as having achieved the ultimate degree here at Plain and Simple. He is a Doctor in the order of Plainus Simplisicus, this honor can only be bestowed upon those who have no idea what the fuck they are talking about..Welcome Finn!!!!
No wonder I never know what day it is. I go by that Capacitor Calendar you send out in the mail to your customers and I know you get it cheap and they don't care what day it is either. What the Fuck day is it Simple. I try to follow the exemplary lead that you project but you are leading me down the wrong path. I think I should get one of Plain's calendars to be sure of the date. Maybe you should ask the man if he could help you out on the days since neither one of us know......
I am kneeling on one knee, head bent down looking at the soil from whence I came, dressed in my finest regalia, humbled by the presence/presents that are to be bestowed upon me for my lack thereof, nor my caring thereof, of WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS, and having the Prestegious Honor of freedom from all the rules or lack thereof which are set forth in the Charges of the Ville, chapter 23.1 sub paragraph A, that of which all apply to this Honor. I am truly taken aback by this Ceremonious occasion and will try to fulfill my freedom as set forth in the Charges of the Ville.
Forever, with every fiber of my being will I strive to live up to this Honor.......Thank you my Lords
WOW!!! momentous day here at The Ville. I am watching from the bunker as Finn is hoisted on the goat, in some kinda regalia that Henry the Eight wore.. Finn's crown is a little crooked and he is hanging off the goat a little to the right. He has his foot with one of those little socks with a bell on the end planted on Sammys head. Mere is leading this parade around the bunker, he is so far up on his toes, he looks to be about 10 foot tall. Greeny is ARKIN overhead ARL long live Finn, long live Finn. Oh boy, he just shit on the back of Finn's cape.. The Slavs are taking up the rear of the parade and have what looks like shitty underwear waving them in the air and yell.. Kadaffy Duck is Dead.. Wrong ceremony you two fucking goofs.. Finn is grabbing at his crown as they just went rumbling by the bunker.. You wanna talk hysterical.. I just spit out my coffee and peed my pants.. There they go into the vodka case. Bottles are poppin. Fuck it, here I come guys...Hey Finn, congrats!!! Opps just fell into some parrot shit.. I hate that fuckin parrot...left, right, left, right, left.. let's keep marching critters this is officially FINN McCOOL DAY here at the ville....
Hear ye, hear ye, from this day forward Plain & Simple is now Plain, Simple & Finn.
Smoke signals to Blat, wtf are you smoking? Oh I just answered my own question; whatever you are smoking is making you think you see smoke signals coming into the ville. But, alas it is only your imagination. Sing along crazy-assed citizens - "Imagine, all the people, the goat, the parrot, mere, sammy, blat, slat, etc. etc. etc., it's easy if you try" or if your smoking whatever Simple is!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG DAVE, YOU KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS THE 23RD NOT THE 22nd.........MY FIRST OFFICIAL DUTY........GOOD THING I GET THE BULLETIN ON SUNDAY.........
Two Days in a row and Simple says it's the 22nd of October again I can't standunder how he keeps getting these things wrong.Good thing Dr. Finn was here to correct him. And Congrats Dr. Finn it is the Only Honor of this Kind in the known Universe.You worked hard to get this and no one can ever Question your Authority again.
I belive Honors should be bestowed upon Catey too so she will come back. Then I could give her some Huggies and Depends, if she comes Back that is.
I only need Huggies and Depends when I come in here. Holds out my hands and giggles, then walks away.
P.S. See I Have been Reading Plain.
Catey
What the fuck, did I do two 22nd's that because there are 2 2's, don't you loons get it.. The 2 2's messed up my mind..My mind was very clear when I wrote that post this morning.. My mind must have melted when I gave Finn unilateral power over what he says or does..He already had that.. Now, he thinks he is some kinda Doctor of Plain and Simplicity..
Hey Catey, I know you got the crush on Plain, but believe me I am single and much Simpler than Plain..Also as you can tell by our ramblings, much more calm and sensible. It is Plain and the critters, and the citizen commenters that make me seem weird. I AM FUCKING FINE!!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME I TELL YOU!!!!!!NORTHING!!!!!!!!IT IS EVERYBODY ELSE!!!I hear parrots ARKING..I see Mere Kats with their eyeballs glued to my head..I live with a flying squirrel and a drunken goat..I have two Slavs, that I have been kind enought to try and teach this fucked up language.. They all live in the Pine Barrens in this Ville with me. What possibly don't people understand. Why, I ask why, do they call me Simple?? I just don't get it..
OK welcome Catey dear. Well I guess you never left..,but it is good to get you back for all the scary shit coming up for Halloween week..I still am looking for a new monster..Early this morning along around 2AM I perused the various channels on the TV. Let me give you a few of the shows that were on..Jeepers Creepers II. I told you everything has a sequel or nine. The Cry Of The Werewold circa 1944.. The Walking Dead. The Talking Dead. The Shining. Silence Of The Lambs. oh yeah and lest I forget..Halloween..I am sure 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 will soon follow. That Mike Myers and Jason guy, don't go down to easy..So we have the start of good old All Hallows Eve..Little known fact. The druids of Ireland were the first Druids to celebrate All Hallows Eve..Before that none of the other Druids celebrted.. They said the first such celebrations were just a drunken Druid orgy..I always saw pictures of said Druids in capes with hoods over the heads, so nobody really knows what a real Druid looks like..AH!! but I Simple researched the Druids, and discovered that they were really an Amish and Midget dead ringer..yep, they had beards, and what people took for being hunched over, were actually short bow legs..Their heads were like a Dwarfs head, but with enlarged teeth like a sabre tooth tiger.. their feet were webbed like Kadaffy Ducks, and they were a stinky lot, as they never bothered to bathe. They mated once a year, the day after All Hallows Eve. That was All Hallows Day.. After the festivities of All Hallows Eve. The male Druids would Howllow for the female Druids as loud as they could, and they could do some Howllowing. (this turned into Halloween), the female Druids would run to the male Druids with the loudest Howllowing...and they would have orgies unknown to even the Roman Empire.. They would do this dressed in all different forms of clothing, thus costumes., and when they were done and exhausted they would all lay around and eat candy.. Yep the beginings of what we know as Halloween.. You heard it here first on Plain and Simple.
Finn has slit the Ville the critters are doing the Limbo, except for Greeny he flew into a cuckoo's nest because he couldn't fly over it, oh chitt ahahahahhah!!! one didn't fly over the cuckoo nest. ahahhahahhha...Anyway Greeny is stretched, and I hope the pine cops don't get his ass for drunken fyling.. I'm lockin down, or as most people say lockin up.. If you lock up you can't lock down..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
Finn split the Ville. PHEW!! what I gotta put up with around here...
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