"Today Is The 28th And Last VodkaDay Of October In The Year Of Our Lord 2011.

"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off."  It's in the Cards Plain.  I hated too fall asleep on that one, but Phil The Thrill told me it was one of the most exciting World Series Games he ever saw.. On again tonite...Weekend at Ernie's, trip to the shore to sign a friend into a room at Bally's, then leave, yeah right.. The last time I singned a friend in we sent his wife home and we were there for three days.  Ain't happening, (only because of cash), maybe one day..Halloweek moves on. We broke a record here at Plain and Simple on Wednesday, we had 127 visitors.  I think it is time to take the Ville Hollywood. If McFinn and Carol will meet me at ECK'S one Friday for lunch and show me how to do pictures, we would bust out onto the national scene.  Maybe next week Finn.., Have you noticed, I'm sure you have that Oprah is doing inteviews again.. I beg, one more time. Please your majesty, please go away, take your fucking weight programs, your interviews, your own tv station, your legions of loyal worshippers and get the FUCK OUT!! PULEEEEZZEE!!! Can't stand that no talent bitch..You know deep down she is a bitch.., and Martha Stewart is one of the nicest people you can meet.. GAG!!!! Yo, how about Oprah, is she related to the queen. They both look like they never shit..They should put them in a laxative commercial.. Here is Oprah in the morning taking Brother John's little laxative pill, look at her scrunched up face.  See how she is bent over and holding her stomach, this is due to cramping from not shitting for seven years..Now watch as Brother John's Little Laxative Pill kicks in...UMPH, UMPH!! FFFFRRRRRRRRRAAARRRT!!  GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!CLEAR THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEOW!!!!! Yes ladies and gentleman that is Oprah that just ran through the bathroom door, as you can see her extra spacious toilet is now engrossed in ebody, as she sits, shits, and grunts. That a girl let it fly Opry...Her multi-billion dollar condo building is being evacuated, the people are gasping and fainting in the streets...Here she comes now.. Oprah! Oprah! how was your first bowel movement in seven years.. Oh Anderson, I must tell you and your loyal viewers here on CNN, that the Little Pill really works.. I was so constipated that I had to start taking Xanax for anxiety. I was sure I would explode.. Which I almost did.., but for all of you constipated people out there that never smile, and are always miserable take it from me Oprah Free Winfrey, get Little John's Little Laxative Pill,,Oprah, Oprah!! Psst! Brother John's.. I am sorry I meant, Brother John's Little Laxative Pill, it sure does work, look at the smile on my face..I feel like a cement mixer that just unloaded.. Thank You Oprah, you can pick your 15 million dollar check up at the desk..I am sure you will build anothe orphanage or hospital.. Now, PULLLEEEZE GO THE FUCK AWAY!! FLUSH THE FUCKIN TOILET AND LEAVE!!!  Phew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS PLAIN!!!!  We will be heading for England next week, the queen has promised to do a commercial for Brother John's Little Laxative Pill, man if she shits Europe will tremble..  Remember people that Plain and Simple do not authorize any of these products here at the Ville, but if you would like to try it make sure you are near a shitter..Now, let's continue Halloweek with a much clearer mind and sphincter..  Vincent Price and Edgar Allen Poe, have to come to mind this week. Vincent for his miserable perfomances in any movie he was ever in, and Poe for that ever Macabre writing he produced while fired up on coke, and not the soda.. Where is everybody.. Hey Earman, how about saying hello..as for the rest of ya, enjoy the day...