"It Is Now Post Time.
We're On, Or We'r Off..Today is officially BITCH Day, that is right I am going to Bitch..Number one Simple takes a long router and what happens, everybody is looking for Simple..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? He started this fuckin Ville and ducks off and on like Katinneny Duck!!! Where the hell is Lady Catey?? Yeah then they let it go at that...McHugh shot himself in his ass. Earman, can't vent anymore..Plain whackin..Where are all the pictures McPhoto?? Streebs writes two sentences then runs off with her secret head banging society...What happens to Simple, nobody gives a shit, that I have to live in this fucking menagerie, with a GRRRING Super Squirrel that is half Nuts...An ARKING, ANNOYING PARROT from our childhoods, A one horned alcohlic goat from the pine barrens. Two Slavs hobbling around all day trying to decipher the English language, and last but not least a fucking MeereKat that wears a Marine Corps Hat backwards and speaks African...Does anybody give or take a shit?? NO!! just pounce on the Simple one if he is not doing his duty at the Ville 24/7.. I got news for everybody, Plain, citizens, visitors, critters. It ain't happening anymore I am retiring too 23/6.. anybody that don't like that rule can change it at anytime, that way there are still no rules..
There having said that, January 31st is the first Holiday here at the Ville...Bitch Day.. if you have anything to bitch about such as repeating, politics, A-Z, critters, anything bring it today or forever hold your piece ..look how I spelld peace...ahahahhaha!! that was unintentional....Keep on, or off Bitchin....I am taking a well deserved break....Oh yeah and don't forget I have to try and decode Philosopher Phils Phucked Up Philosophies...
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Today is the 30th Day of January in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
And were on,Simple is on remote and having Router problems.I didn't ask what that meant but it's prolly Phil The Thrill from Cherry Hill giving Directions.because if they don't come on or can't get on here, then their not on, shrugs.I know this for a fact thou if you can't get on you won't get off.
Speaking of getting off , I have to it's time to go wack my Balls the suns out! The topic for today is anything ya want it to be because there's no rules> so if you want to talk about getting off or on fire away. two questions tho where the hells the General and where's Catey ? I'll be back i'm getting off.
Speaking of getting off , I have to it's time to go wack my Balls the suns out! The topic for today is anything ya want it to be because there's no rules> so if you want to talk about getting off or on fire away. two questions tho where the hells the General and where's Catey ? I'll be back i'm getting off.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Today is Sunday the 29th Day of January, 2011, A. D. Lost the 28th......So what else is new
We lost the 28th, Saturday, but I am sure we are not alone. He(The Simple One) says I lose time.........HUH......We all lose time......The day we are born we start losing time.....Where are the Ville People? Are they all together or apart? Is Phil guiding them if not he is not leading them then.....We should hear from someone by about 8ish..........As Willy Shake a Spear said, I would rather have a fool make me merry than to have the experience make me sad....or something like that............Plain and Simple where for art thou's.........
Friday, January 27, 2012
"Today Is The 27th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off... Kudos once again to The U.S.A.!! Another daring operation by the Navy Seals and the U.S. Military..Congratulations, to President Obama and his staff..Congratulations to the Citizens of any civilized government..this just has to prove once again, mess with us and we are going to get you..This latest operation took place in Somalia, that sorta rings a bell, wasn't BlackHawk Down in Somalia years ago?? I believe it was..,but correct me if I am wrong..
Therefore this Somalia, has been out of hand for quite some time..They have not had a centralized government for twenty years.. Simple solution, Simple's solution, go in and conquer the whole country. That's right invade it, secure it, and rule it as the 51st State..Let the Generals (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL) run it under martial law until all the warring tribes and disgruntled war lords are taken care of...set up a farming community, and a manufacturing sector, mining, shopping, holidays, malls the whole deal..after all they are now a State...they are all citizens, if anybody fucks with them, they fuck with all of us...Hey JOAMME NAGARHUMA,,,you know the president of the country next door, you wanna fuck with the 51st State of Somalia, because if you do, we will make your so called country the 52nd State..bet that would quite them down a little..Russia, France, England, China, you don't like it, well for once we don't care..We are going to give you a tour of our new State, now, and then in one year..You will see a remarkable difference, in education, medicine and other forms of civilized life.. Don't be too mad at us, your ships can sail these seas free of harm from any pirates..we hung all of them..I could see these ads next year, in the Inquirer...Come visit beautiful Somalia, enjoy the beaches and brand new hotels and casinos, be the first Continental Americans to visit your newest State.. The New Free State Of Somalia.. We could even send the General in to be the first Governor..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL....Then I guess we should ask Canada, if they would like to join up.. Then of course Mexico, that would stop all the illegals...HMMM maybe we are onto something here at Plain and Simple Ville........Vida, Verdi, Vici.....I came, I saw, I conquered
We're Off... Kudos once again to The U.S.A.!! Another daring operation by the Navy Seals and the U.S. Military..Congratulations, to President Obama and his staff..Congratulations to the Citizens of any civilized government..this just has to prove once again, mess with us and we are going to get you..This latest operation took place in Somalia, that sorta rings a bell, wasn't BlackHawk Down in Somalia years ago?? I believe it was..,but correct me if I am wrong..
Therefore this Somalia, has been out of hand for quite some time..They have not had a centralized government for twenty years.. Simple solution, Simple's solution, go in and conquer the whole country. That's right invade it, secure it, and rule it as the 51st State..Let the Generals (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL) run it under martial law until all the warring tribes and disgruntled war lords are taken care of...set up a farming community, and a manufacturing sector, mining, shopping, holidays, malls the whole deal..after all they are now a State...they are all citizens, if anybody fucks with them, they fuck with all of us...Hey JOAMME NAGARHUMA,,,you know the president of the country next door, you wanna fuck with the 51st State of Somalia, because if you do, we will make your so called country the 52nd State..bet that would quite them down a little..Russia, France, England, China, you don't like it, well for once we don't care..We are going to give you a tour of our new State, now, and then in one year..You will see a remarkable difference, in education, medicine and other forms of civilized life.. Don't be too mad at us, your ships can sail these seas free of harm from any pirates..we hung all of them..I could see these ads next year, in the Inquirer...Come visit beautiful Somalia, enjoy the beaches and brand new hotels and casinos, be the first Continental Americans to visit your newest State.. The New Free State Of Somalia.. We could even send the General in to be the first Governor..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL....Then I guess we should ask Canada, if they would like to join up.. Then of course Mexico, that would stop all the illegals...HMMM maybe we are onto something here at Plain and Simple Ville........Vida, Verdi, Vici.....I came, I saw, I conquered
Thursday, January 26, 2012
It's the 26th Day of January in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
It's Plain to see it's not so Simple getting these Post done. Simple comes on sometimes late in the afternoon or he is remotley, Remote. How many vacations can one guy take ? Incorigable I tell ya, the things I have to put up with around here whew.Anywho Simple started on a theme of body Parts, and has used the head the feet and then went on a Tandem of God knows what something about Spartugus or aspargus and Euripedes I have no clue what the hell he's talking about.Euripedes sounds like an old dago yelling at his kid for ripping his pants.Shrugs, what do I know ?But lets get back to body parts the gludusmaxamas, the Hinney, the Ass, there's all kinds of asses, jackasses , dumb asses, assholes , what an ass,you get the picture anything to do with the Ass,the Buttox,the behind, the junk in the trunk.Lets here all your comments try to be plain and Simple! Where the hell is Catey/
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
"Today Is The 25th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Problems, whoever Problimius was, I would like to stomp his sandals..Little known fact..Problimius was the Roman Senator, that was the first politician to come up with a problem..yep, Spartacus had started a slave revolt (how dare he.), that was really getting out of hand. The Senators didn't care much for slaves, and were not really worried about Sparticus..Problimius was..He tried to warn them that this revolt was for real and the slaves were really getting out of hand..The Senators all told him he had a Problimius, and should get checked at the the nearest Pychiatriacus asylum...They had him thrown in the local jail, too shut him up...Well when Spartacus really started his rampage for the sea, and Rome started to panic, the Senators all started saying we got a Problimius or as it was handed down through the ages, a Problem...or something like that...PHEW!! who reads this shit..
Problems, have become problems, have become problems, that's right they seem to multiply like bunnies...(not playboy type, Plain).. One problem, solved another one pops up.. solve that, another one.. Seems it starts in grade school, with Sister Michael Francis.. Your arithmetic (from Arithmaticus by the way), PROBLEMS for today are as follows: It was a known fact that little Ernie would say, "Man these fuckers are hard" and little Floyd would snicker..and little Jimmy Mc would say, ala Phil The Thrill. "If they weren't hard they wouldn't be problems.. This cause and effect started what would become a recurring theme at good old St. J's little Ernie, Floyd and Jimmy, gettin cracked around by the nun..ah those were the days my friends...If only Plain were in that class, none of us would have gotten out of second grade..You gotta PROBLEM with that....I gotta go, gotta another problem Phil is hung up on a ladder yelling, I CAN'T FIND THE RUNG!!! IF I CAN'T FIND IT, I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! Phew who reads this shit...????? Phil got a problem....
We're Off..Problems, whoever Problimius was, I would like to stomp his sandals..Little known fact..Problimius was the Roman Senator, that was the first politician to come up with a problem..yep, Spartacus had started a slave revolt (how dare he.), that was really getting out of hand. The Senators didn't care much for slaves, and were not really worried about Sparticus..Problimius was..He tried to warn them that this revolt was for real and the slaves were really getting out of hand..The Senators all told him he had a Problimius, and should get checked at the the nearest Pychiatriacus asylum...They had him thrown in the local jail, too shut him up...Well when Spartacus really started his rampage for the sea, and Rome started to panic, the Senators all started saying we got a Problimius or as it was handed down through the ages, a Problem...or something like that...PHEW!! who reads this shit..
Problems, have become problems, have become problems, that's right they seem to multiply like bunnies...(not playboy type, Plain).. One problem, solved another one pops up.. solve that, another one.. Seems it starts in grade school, with Sister Michael Francis.. Your arithmetic (from Arithmaticus by the way), PROBLEMS for today are as follows: It was a known fact that little Ernie would say, "Man these fuckers are hard" and little Floyd would snicker..and little Jimmy Mc would say, ala Phil The Thrill. "If they weren't hard they wouldn't be problems.. This cause and effect started what would become a recurring theme at good old St. J's little Ernie, Floyd and Jimmy, gettin cracked around by the nun..ah those were the days my friends...If only Plain were in that class, none of us would have gotten out of second grade..You gotta PROBLEM with that....I gotta go, gotta another problem Phil is hung up on a ladder yelling, I CAN'T FIND THE RUNG!!! IF I CAN'T FIND IT, I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! Phew who reads this shit...????? Phil got a problem....
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
"Today Is The 24th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Where we are off too I have no idea.. YO PLAIN, whackin those balls today..What do you goofers do in the winter, shine your balls for the spring whack off..scrub them up, what do you do when you can't golf everyday? You guys oughta get into weight liften, yeah, that's it, I could see Babe now spottin you and Monk 300lbs..LOL!! Whack on my Whacky friend...
WOW!! talkin football, Joe Paterno's death not only took the front page, but the whole paper..and CNN. I know, he was a good football coach.. I am not going to in any way desecrate his legacy on the football field, and like I said yesterday, his situation is so sad, I would really just like to let it go..then I think of those young kids, and I can't..Talk more later, when more details come out, and oh by the way, did you see where Scumdusky was asked to comment on Paterno's passing.. COMMENT!! he should be dead... he shoulda been buried months ago...
Anyway,, old Eagles..I had them on my mind.. I think there was one in Colorado, that was 108 years old,, yep, his name was Old Eagle and he lived on Pikes Peak..It is said that his feathers were grey...OH SORRY!! we were talking about the football team from Philly...I did get interested in the Eagles, and I will refer to Jimmy McFan's comment.. It was 1960 and the whole town was interested in those Eagles, because in essence they were a football team, not this bullshit you have at the sparkling new football field now.. Once again it was a different space and a different time..Let me try and name a few of those players, and you guys help me out with any that I miss or you know..
QB was Norm Van Brocklin
RB'S were Ted Dean, Clarence Peaks, and Timmy Brown..
Rec.. McDonald, Walston and Retzlaff
Off Line. I know Bednarik was the center..that is about it..
Def. Tackle Jesse Richardson, I believe he went to Roman Catholic..
Line Backers were Baughn, Bednarik and Pelligrini.
Def Backs. Brookshier, Burroughs, Bobby Freeman, and and and, I know this other guy..sheeeeet!!!!!JIMMY CARR,, Wow, don't know where that came from but that is his name..
Walston was also the kicker..and Buck Shaw was the head coach, I think he had two guys as assistants..and a trainer that ran around administering the smelling salts.. What has happened to football.. A lot of these guys didn't even wear face masks..I gotta say those two games Sunday were, def. entertaining, hey and isn't that what it is all about..Let's entertain the sheople, on Sunday so they forget their problems till Monday......
Madonna, half time,, well there is one sheople that won't be watching her slutness.. I think she lives in England now. I have news for her from the Ville (yeah like she would care LOL!) GO THE FUCK AWAY, WITH OPRAH, AND TOM CRUISE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FUCKS I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!Stay in England and enjoy your billions, just stay out of the spotlight...your time has come and gone.. You can only sell sex for so long...and your songs and videos are not that relevant to Western Society. How about that Madge, can you believe there is a Simpleton somewhere that really can't stand you and your fucking music..(yeah like she really cares..)later guys, girls, critters and anyone else that cares too read this shit....
We're Off. Where we are off too I have no idea.. YO PLAIN, whackin those balls today..What do you goofers do in the winter, shine your balls for the spring whack off..scrub them up, what do you do when you can't golf everyday? You guys oughta get into weight liften, yeah, that's it, I could see Babe now spottin you and Monk 300lbs..LOL!! Whack on my Whacky friend...
WOW!! talkin football, Joe Paterno's death not only took the front page, but the whole paper..and CNN. I know, he was a good football coach.. I am not going to in any way desecrate his legacy on the football field, and like I said yesterday, his situation is so sad, I would really just like to let it go..then I think of those young kids, and I can't..Talk more later, when more details come out, and oh by the way, did you see where Scumdusky was asked to comment on Paterno's passing.. COMMENT!! he should be dead... he shoulda been buried months ago...
Anyway,, old Eagles..I had them on my mind.. I think there was one in Colorado, that was 108 years old,, yep, his name was Old Eagle and he lived on Pikes Peak..It is said that his feathers were grey...OH SORRY!! we were talking about the football team from Philly...I did get interested in the Eagles, and I will refer to Jimmy McFan's comment.. It was 1960 and the whole town was interested in those Eagles, because in essence they were a football team, not this bullshit you have at the sparkling new football field now.. Once again it was a different space and a different time..Let me try and name a few of those players, and you guys help me out with any that I miss or you know..
QB was Norm Van Brocklin
RB'S were Ted Dean, Clarence Peaks, and Timmy Brown..
Rec.. McDonald, Walston and Retzlaff
Off Line. I know Bednarik was the center..that is about it..
Def. Tackle Jesse Richardson, I believe he went to Roman Catholic..
Line Backers were Baughn, Bednarik and Pelligrini.
Def Backs. Brookshier, Burroughs, Bobby Freeman, and and and, I know this other guy..sheeeeet!!!!!JIMMY CARR,, Wow, don't know where that came from but that is his name..
Walston was also the kicker..and Buck Shaw was the head coach, I think he had two guys as assistants..and a trainer that ran around administering the smelling salts.. What has happened to football.. A lot of these guys didn't even wear face masks..I gotta say those two games Sunday were, def. entertaining, hey and isn't that what it is all about..Let's entertain the sheople, on Sunday so they forget their problems till Monday......
Madonna, half time,, well there is one sheople that won't be watching her slutness.. I think she lives in England now. I have news for her from the Ville (yeah like she would care LOL!) GO THE FUCK AWAY, WITH OPRAH, AND TOM CRUISE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER FUCKS I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!Stay in England and enjoy your billions, just stay out of the spotlight...your time has come and gone.. You can only sell sex for so long...and your songs and videos are not that relevant to Western Society. How about that Madge, can you believe there is a Simpleton somewhere that really can't stand you and your fucking music..(yeah like she really cares..)later guys, girls, critters and anyone else that cares too read this shit....
Monday, January 23, 2012
"Today Is The 23rd Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..WOW!! I guess that is why they call it football...All those great plays yesterday, and hard hits, kinda make me think about what I was missing.. I gotta say those two games were anything but boring...What happens?? From all that bullshit, in missed training camp to all the coaching and talking, and writing and trades and drafts and injuries, and practice and games and who makes the playoffs and who doesn't. What happens?? It comes down to the kick, I guess that is why they call it football.. One misses the kick and after all the above his team goes home...One makes the kick and after all the above his team goes to the SuperBowl...Hey Reid maybe I could help your pompous ass after all, with all your atom splitting and all you infinite knowledge of things in the universe, how about you need a kicker..I know last year was all David Ackers fault, what the hell so you get rid of him..Atta boy Andy..I know one thing if San Fran, got in range he was drilling a winner..That is the only reason I was rootin for the Niners.., but it is kinda nice to see someone from your division going to the Super Bowl, ouch that has to hurt..and once again it seems like these Giants are peaking at the right time..They have been to more championship games than any other team in league history..how about that stat....Well, Andy, Jeff, and Joe and may as well start including Howie, enjoy the Super Bowl... Either Jeff and Joes home town team wins again.. Or, the team you beat at their house this year wins again, oh rubbing salt in those wounded large egos..YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL!!! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!! YOU NEED A QUARTERBACK, AS ALL OF THOSE TEAMS YESTERDAY PROVED.. YOU NEVER HAD ONE GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU ALL THE WAY AND THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW IS WORSE!! CONTINUE ON UNDER REID'S REGIME, AND GIVE KING ANDY FREE REIGN,,AFTER NEXT YEAR ONE HE TUCKS THE GIANT FOLDERS, THAT GOT HIM THIS JOB, UNDER HIS ASS AND WADDLES AWAY, HE WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY BACK TO L.A. OR UTAH OR WHEREVER HIS MORMAN ASS WINDS UP.. Personally I don't care anymore if he goes or stays, he has a sorry lot of players, that were way over hyped, he has a sorry gold standard of owners and presidents, that are overmatched, and he and they all STINK...Now sit back and watch two teams go at it that have been there and done that...
We're Off..WOW!! I guess that is why they call it football...All those great plays yesterday, and hard hits, kinda make me think about what I was missing.. I gotta say those two games were anything but boring...What happens?? From all that bullshit, in missed training camp to all the coaching and talking, and writing and trades and drafts and injuries, and practice and games and who makes the playoffs and who doesn't. What happens?? It comes down to the kick, I guess that is why they call it football.. One misses the kick and after all the above his team goes home...One makes the kick and after all the above his team goes to the SuperBowl...Hey Reid maybe I could help your pompous ass after all, with all your atom splitting and all you infinite knowledge of things in the universe, how about you need a kicker..I know last year was all David Ackers fault, what the hell so you get rid of him..Atta boy Andy..I know one thing if San Fran, got in range he was drilling a winner..That is the only reason I was rootin for the Niners.., but it is kinda nice to see someone from your division going to the Super Bowl, ouch that has to hurt..and once again it seems like these Giants are peaking at the right time..They have been to more championship games than any other team in league history..how about that stat....Well, Andy, Jeff, and Joe and may as well start including Howie, enjoy the Super Bowl... Either Jeff and Joes home town team wins again.. Or, the team you beat at their house this year wins again, oh rubbing salt in those wounded large egos..YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPER BOWL!!! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!! YOU NEED A QUARTERBACK, AS ALL OF THOSE TEAMS YESTERDAY PROVED.. YOU NEVER HAD ONE GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU ALL THE WAY AND THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW IS WORSE!! CONTINUE ON UNDER REID'S REGIME, AND GIVE KING ANDY FREE REIGN,,AFTER NEXT YEAR ONE HE TUCKS THE GIANT FOLDERS, THAT GOT HIM THIS JOB, UNDER HIS ASS AND WADDLES AWAY, HE WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY BACK TO L.A. OR UTAH OR WHEREVER HIS MORMAN ASS WINDS UP.. Personally I don't care anymore if he goes or stays, he has a sorry lot of players, that were way over hyped, he has a sorry gold standard of owners and presidents, that are overmatched, and he and they all STINK...Now sit back and watch two teams go at it that have been there and done that...
Sunday, January 22, 2012
"Today Is The 22nd Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off....What too say?? Joe Paterno passed today, probably more from a broken heart than cancer.. Did thousands of good acts for kids over all those years at Penn State, and will be remembered, by many, for the one act he didn't do to help them...What a sad situation for everyone involved..I am no writer, no sage, none of that.. I hate to pass judgement on people as we are all flawed, it comes with being human.. I just cannot take anything that has to do with child abuse.., and I wish it had been different in his case, as he seemed like a more than descent person, that more than anybody wished he had done more...(R.I.P.) Joe Paterno...Now let Scumdusky, the perpetrator of all this harm and hurt pay the price for what he did to his innocent victims, too people that were his friends, to all the good young people that graduated from Penn State, that had not one thing to do with any of this.. , to the University itself..to anyone that had the displeasure of having to know him...Let this child molesting pervert get his just dessert...it can't happen soon enough...
I really did not like even mentioning this again, but it is not going to go away.., this trial if they ever have it, will dominate from the front page to CNN..and we as a society, and me as an individual, cannot hide from these kinds of facts that are happening all around us... CHILD ABUSE, HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!.....I will come back later..
We're Off....What too say?? Joe Paterno passed today, probably more from a broken heart than cancer.. Did thousands of good acts for kids over all those years at Penn State, and will be remembered, by many, for the one act he didn't do to help them...What a sad situation for everyone involved..I am no writer, no sage, none of that.. I hate to pass judgement on people as we are all flawed, it comes with being human.. I just cannot take anything that has to do with child abuse.., and I wish it had been different in his case, as he seemed like a more than descent person, that more than anybody wished he had done more...(R.I.P.) Joe Paterno...Now let Scumdusky, the perpetrator of all this harm and hurt pay the price for what he did to his innocent victims, too people that were his friends, to all the good young people that graduated from Penn State, that had not one thing to do with any of this.. , to the University itself..to anyone that had the displeasure of having to know him...Let this child molesting pervert get his just dessert...it can't happen soon enough...
I really did not like even mentioning this again, but it is not going to go away.., this trial if they ever have it, will dominate from the front page to CNN..and we as a society, and me as an individual, cannot hide from these kinds of facts that are happening all around us... CHILD ABUSE, HAS GOT TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!.....I will come back later..
Saturday, January 21, 2012
"Today Is The 21st Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
'It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Let me tell you something, when they named this critter Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, they had a reason...We made a work run yesterday, and he wants to pick up the boots at SugarHouse, we have the truck, so my son Enie is going to meet us after work then Phil can take the car and me and Ernie can go home.. Got that..OK..Into the lot at SugarHouse we pull. Phil immediatly pulls into a spot gotta be a 1/2 mile from the door..he says this way we know where the truck is..Why?? Why?? do I listen to this man..Anyway in we go, hold our own...down a few hundred and I hit 4 deuces in a .50 game and brought back 500.00. Ernie gets there and it is now around midnight, and we are all ready to leave.. Oh yeah, Phil told me to leave my jacket in the truck so nobody would take it at SugarHouse. (like somebody would wear my clothes), Anyhow walking out splitting up the money, it is a fucking blizzard..Ernie tells Phil the car is right there in the first spot as you walk out the door..The fuckin truck is 1/2 mile away..I got a short sleeve shirt on, the fuckin wind is blowing in my face get about half way there, Phil rides bye blows the horn and waves...Ernie has a field jacket on, and looks at me with snow all over me and says, ain't you cold.??..What the fuck man..I get in the truck and immediatly call Phil there is no answer. So, I say, Hey E you think he is OK??? So, Ernie tries his phone, no answer...He looks at me and I look at him, both thinking the same thing..yep, he went back in..called this morning bitchin about losin the money..what a trip..No wonder he hangs with me.. Hey everybody, especially little Streebs enjoy the snow.. Talk to ya later. hey T I'll give you a call later.....
We're Off...Let me tell you something, when they named this critter Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill, they had a reason...We made a work run yesterday, and he wants to pick up the boots at SugarHouse, we have the truck, so my son Enie is going to meet us after work then Phil can take the car and me and Ernie can go home.. Got that..OK..Into the lot at SugarHouse we pull. Phil immediatly pulls into a spot gotta be a 1/2 mile from the door..he says this way we know where the truck is..Why?? Why?? do I listen to this man..Anyway in we go, hold our own...down a few hundred and I hit 4 deuces in a .50 game and brought back 500.00. Ernie gets there and it is now around midnight, and we are all ready to leave.. Oh yeah, Phil told me to leave my jacket in the truck so nobody would take it at SugarHouse. (like somebody would wear my clothes), Anyhow walking out splitting up the money, it is a fucking blizzard..Ernie tells Phil the car is right there in the first spot as you walk out the door..The fuckin truck is 1/2 mile away..I got a short sleeve shirt on, the fuckin wind is blowing in my face get about half way there, Phil rides bye blows the horn and waves...Ernie has a field jacket on, and looks at me with snow all over me and says, ain't you cold.??..What the fuck man..I get in the truck and immediatly call Phil there is no answer. So, I say, Hey E you think he is OK??? So, Ernie tries his phone, no answer...He looks at me and I look at him, both thinking the same thing..yep, he went back in..called this morning bitchin about losin the money..what a trip..No wonder he hangs with me.. Hey everybody, especially little Streebs enjoy the snow.. Talk to ya later. hey T I'll give you a call later.....
Friday, January 20, 2012
"Today Is The 20th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Runnin out to the truck, get the fork lift warmed up, get the skids ready, load those baby's up, make a road run, unload the skids and bins, and VODKADAY!!! That is right ladies and gentleman, citizens and visitors at the Ville..It is VODKADAY!!! On the road with Phil The Thrill, see what Thrills he provides me with today.. He just called and said are you up.. I said is it VODKADAY?? He says if it is Vodkaday you are up..then he says, is it Vodkaday?? Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here. Looks like they are calling for some snow flakes..The Acme parking lot will be full today..Little Streebs will be running into her walls full blast to knock herself out she really does hate snow, myself and my Parents, had been telling her since she was little to stop doing that, that one of these days the wall was going to win...Hey Plain Phil and me are stopping at SugarHouse he has a free gift there today he wants to pick up..Gotta another JackPot in me, it is about time...If you are up for it I will be there around three....I told Butchie, that would be a hell of a foursome.. Me, The Thrill, Plain, and Owachiski our Polish brother...
What else is up, the The Moon, The Sun, The Stars In The Sky, tell the reason whyyyyy I love you....
As Buffet would say: I went out for the weekend last month, just to try and recall the whole year, all of the faces and all of the places somehow had all disappeared. I didn't ponder the question to long, I was hungry and I stopped for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinkin all night..Changes in attitude, Changes in latitude nothing remains quite the same, through all of our runnin and all of our funnin if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane...Standing around in some big old airport reminds me of the places I've been, so many visions of so many good time makes me want to go back again..., but if it suddenly ended tomorrow, I somehow could withstand the fall, cause good times and riches and son-of-a-bitches, I've seen more than I can recall.. Changes in attitiude, Changes in latitude nothing remains quite the same through all of the highlands and all of the Islands, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. If we were'nt crazy we all would go insane.......On that note I am heading for an insane day with a great friend and road warrior, with some of the most illogical philosophical thoughts that one man can have..., but it is hilarious..I love getting him started.. Whatever you guys have planned, have a great day, and stop in and say Hi, here at the Ville....especially Catey, Plain is back...Give me a call Plain...
We're Off...Runnin out to the truck, get the fork lift warmed up, get the skids ready, load those baby's up, make a road run, unload the skids and bins, and VODKADAY!!! That is right ladies and gentleman, citizens and visitors at the Ville..It is VODKADAY!!! On the road with Phil The Thrill, see what Thrills he provides me with today.. He just called and said are you up.. I said is it VODKADAY?? He says if it is Vodkaday you are up..then he says, is it Vodkaday?? Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here. Looks like they are calling for some snow flakes..The Acme parking lot will be full today..Little Streebs will be running into her walls full blast to knock herself out she really does hate snow, myself and my Parents, had been telling her since she was little to stop doing that, that one of these days the wall was going to win...Hey Plain Phil and me are stopping at SugarHouse he has a free gift there today he wants to pick up..Gotta another JackPot in me, it is about time...If you are up for it I will be there around three....I told Butchie, that would be a hell of a foursome.. Me, The Thrill, Plain, and Owachiski our Polish brother...
What else is up, the The Moon, The Sun, The Stars In The Sky, tell the reason whyyyyy I love you....
As Buffet would say: I went out for the weekend last month, just to try and recall the whole year, all of the faces and all of the places somehow had all disappeared. I didn't ponder the question to long, I was hungry and I stopped for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinkin all night..Changes in attitude, Changes in latitude nothing remains quite the same, through all of our runnin and all of our funnin if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane...Standing around in some big old airport reminds me of the places I've been, so many visions of so many good time makes me want to go back again..., but if it suddenly ended tomorrow, I somehow could withstand the fall, cause good times and riches and son-of-a-bitches, I've seen more than I can recall.. Changes in attitiude, Changes in latitude nothing remains quite the same through all of the highlands and all of the Islands, if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. If we were'nt crazy we all would go insane.......On that note I am heading for an insane day with a great friend and road warrior, with some of the most illogical philosophical thoughts that one man can have..., but it is hilarious..I love getting him started.. Whatever you guys have planned, have a great day, and stop in and say Hi, here at the Ville....especially Catey, Plain is back...Give me a call Plain...
Thursday, January 19, 2012
"Today Is The 19th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.....Gotta talk about another body part, you know like feet...I said to Blat and Slat...You guys understand what feet means, and they stuck up their gnawed off toes and said,,This used ta be foot, but that fookin goot chewed dem...Yeah I know but at least you understand that they are feet...Now, you see this ruler.. This is also a foot.. HA HA Sample you art fanny, dot ist a rooler.. Yeah but in measures a foot. Blat sticks his stinkin foot with a gnawed off pinky in my face, and says.. Go aheat ant masure.. No, No, it doesn't measure your foot.. It is a foot when you measure an object.. Ma Foot Ist Objact...Alright let me try it this way. Three of these feet equals a yard.. HA HA!! No fookin vay Sample.. Ve sawt a yerd in front of a hoose once and it vas bigger dan three of dem...NOT THAT KINDA YARD!!! Where you going?? Ve haf to gat our bloody Mery before da goot dranks dem.. Well wait don't you want to finish the English lesson.. fook no Sample your lassons stink..Yeah, they stink, just like your fuckin feet..This Language Is Fucked Up..
We're Off.....Gotta talk about another body part, you know like feet...I said to Blat and Slat...You guys understand what feet means, and they stuck up their gnawed off toes and said,,This used ta be foot, but that fookin goot chewed dem...Yeah I know but at least you understand that they are feet...Now, you see this ruler.. This is also a foot.. HA HA Sample you art fanny, dot ist a rooler.. Yeah but in measures a foot. Blat sticks his stinkin foot with a gnawed off pinky in my face, and says.. Go aheat ant masure.. No, No, it doesn't measure your foot.. It is a foot when you measure an object.. Ma Foot Ist Objact...Alright let me try it this way. Three of these feet equals a yard.. HA HA!! No fookin vay Sample.. Ve sawt a yerd in front of a hoose once and it vas bigger dan three of dem...NOT THAT KINDA YARD!!! Where you going?? Ve haf to gat our bloody Mery before da goot dranks dem.. Well wait don't you want to finish the English lesson.. fook no Sample your lassons stink..Yeah, they stink, just like your fuckin feet..This Language Is Fucked Up..
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
"Today Is The 18th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..OWWWWWWW!! Coffee on the nuttttttttssss!!!! WOW!! thought I had that one solved.. See, never feel secure in anything..There are things out here that will knock you down you never see comin.. Here it is hump day, OK, everybody on three. AH one and AH two and AH three HUMP!! there don't you feel better.. Get off my leg Sammy!!! Little nut crusher, he is becoming a real humper.. Little known fact, that Hump Day actually comes from the Hump Back Whale, yep, they are a lot like humans and unlike McFinn, can actually tell time.. They had days of the weeks down before humans and one of the days was known as Hump Day.. What would happen is, the Hump Backs would all join up in a giagantic pod, on Hump Day..Then the largest of the large Hump Backs would say AH one and AH two and AH HUMP!! and they would all hump.. This is where Tsunamis, got started.. It is a fact of oceanographic history, that HUMP DAY actually destroyed Atlantis.. It wasn't a lost continent..It was washed off the face of the earth by THE HUMP BACK WHALES ON HUMP DAY!!! Why do you think humans almost hunted them too extinction?? to light their little laterns with whale oil..Come on people..It was because they HUMPED a fucking continent off the face of the earth....LONG LIVE THE HUMP!!! AH one and AH two and AH three..HUMP!!!!
All right enough about humping..I would like to get your take on heads...that's right heads..Do you know how many sayings and meanings come out of that word..Heads I Win Tails You Lose..Who is ahead in the game..He is the head of his class..He is the head man..You gotta a try and get ahead in life..What the fuck I already got ahead, you want me to get another one...We gotta head them off at the pass..I knew of a family with the last name Head and they named their kid Richard, true story, his name was Dick Head..You gotta be kiddin me man, how could you do that to a kid....His whole life revolve around him being called Dick Head...Now don't forget Ernie Keebler is up there for nominations of taking a beating about your name..but Dick Head..That takes the cake...AH cake a subject for another day..."Let them eat Cake." Did I ever tell you the story about Marie Antoinette???
We're Off..OWWWWWWW!! Coffee on the nuttttttttssss!!!! WOW!! thought I had that one solved.. See, never feel secure in anything..There are things out here that will knock you down you never see comin.. Here it is hump day, OK, everybody on three. AH one and AH two and AH three HUMP!! there don't you feel better.. Get off my leg Sammy!!! Little nut crusher, he is becoming a real humper.. Little known fact, that Hump Day actually comes from the Hump Back Whale, yep, they are a lot like humans and unlike McFinn, can actually tell time.. They had days of the weeks down before humans and one of the days was known as Hump Day.. What would happen is, the Hump Backs would all join up in a giagantic pod, on Hump Day..Then the largest of the large Hump Backs would say AH one and AH two and AH HUMP!! and they would all hump.. This is where Tsunamis, got started.. It is a fact of oceanographic history, that HUMP DAY actually destroyed Atlantis.. It wasn't a lost continent..It was washed off the face of the earth by THE HUMP BACK WHALES ON HUMP DAY!!! Why do you think humans almost hunted them too extinction?? to light their little laterns with whale oil..Come on people..It was because they HUMPED a fucking continent off the face of the earth....LONG LIVE THE HUMP!!! AH one and AH two and AH three..HUMP!!!!
All right enough about humping..I would like to get your take on heads...that's right heads..Do you know how many sayings and meanings come out of that word..Heads I Win Tails You Lose..Who is ahead in the game..He is the head of his class..He is the head man..You gotta a try and get ahead in life..What the fuck I already got ahead, you want me to get another one...We gotta head them off at the pass..I knew of a family with the last name Head and they named their kid Richard, true story, his name was Dick Head..You gotta be kiddin me man, how could you do that to a kid....His whole life revolve around him being called Dick Head...Now don't forget Ernie Keebler is up there for nominations of taking a beating about your name..but Dick Head..That takes the cake...AH cake a subject for another day..."Let them eat Cake." Did I ever tell you the story about Marie Antoinette???
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
"Today Is The 17th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off....Start off by saying Plain is back and I can't agree with his last statement..Plain is espousing that we get no oil from the Middle East..Hey Plain, now I don't know this for sure, but don't we get oil from Saudi Arabia?? If you tell me we don't, I gotta believe ya, because why would you say that.. I just always thought we did...Hey learn something everyday...
On another note, I would like everyone to know that Plain and Simple don't always agree on everything as anybody that reads this shit can see, but we can usually come to an amicable agreement....Wait till he rips into me on this one..
OK Plain, come get this fuckin parrot...I do not care that he was the big hit at the parrot parade in the Caribbean, I don't care that he made baby parrots with Polly, I don't care what this braggart did on the nude beach, take him back to the Green Parrot and leave the bastard there...
PlayOff time, and if I was betting, I would have gotten my ass kicked...Down goes New Orleans, and Down goes Green Bay...WOW!! they are making it interesting.. Can the Giants really do it again??? I guess they can..Crazy game that football. You really do look at it in a different perspective if you are not betting.. I don't watch for four hours of bullshit, just watch a little here and there too see what is happening, this way it is not as boring... Phil The Thrill says I gotta get into fantasy, my whole fucking life is a fantasy.....Anyway, not much too report finally started cleaning up the Ville, more on that later.. It is a fucking mess..I told you about that dead ostrich....many more stories coming... Work calls, dammit, soon it may make its last call.. That would be the only last call I ever loved.....
We're Off....Start off by saying Plain is back and I can't agree with his last statement..Plain is espousing that we get no oil from the Middle East..Hey Plain, now I don't know this for sure, but don't we get oil from Saudi Arabia?? If you tell me we don't, I gotta believe ya, because why would you say that.. I just always thought we did...Hey learn something everyday...
On another note, I would like everyone to know that Plain and Simple don't always agree on everything as anybody that reads this shit can see, but we can usually come to an amicable agreement....Wait till he rips into me on this one..
OK Plain, come get this fuckin parrot...I do not care that he was the big hit at the parrot parade in the Caribbean, I don't care that he made baby parrots with Polly, I don't care what this braggart did on the nude beach, take him back to the Green Parrot and leave the bastard there...
PlayOff time, and if I was betting, I would have gotten my ass kicked...Down goes New Orleans, and Down goes Green Bay...WOW!! they are making it interesting.. Can the Giants really do it again??? I guess they can..Crazy game that football. You really do look at it in a different perspective if you are not betting.. I don't watch for four hours of bullshit, just watch a little here and there too see what is happening, this way it is not as boring... Phil The Thrill says I gotta get into fantasy, my whole fucking life is a fantasy.....Anyway, not much too report finally started cleaning up the Ville, more on that later.. It is a fucking mess..I told you about that dead ostrich....many more stories coming... Work calls, dammit, soon it may make its last call.. That would be the only last call I ever loved.....
Monday, January 16, 2012
Today is the 16th of January in the year of Our Lord 2012
And were on, Where the hell is Simple throws up my Hands the man is incorrigible. Well i'm all caught up on my back reading and all I can say is Huh ? Anyways I had a great trip went on and Air boat thry the everglades and saw some alligators birds and found out there are Horses and cows right in the swamps.I might become one of those Swamp People it was alot of fun.
Now about this nude beach, first off it was a topless beach not fully nude thank God!Whew you might think wow that would be cool well guy's would anyway.But i'm here to tell you it's not all that it's made up to be.Yes there were some pretty Ladies there with some perky lil Gurls BUTTTTTTTT there were also some Woman there that my God what were they Thinking. I saw this one Black lady she had to 400 pounds, Greeny was yelling from my shoulder LOOK PLAIN LOOK she has two DEAD SEALS ON HER CHEST.And some of the friggin Guys there omggggggggggggggg with speedos on not only couldn't see there dicks they couldn't see there feet and they were just a struttin up and down the Beach like they were Atlas.Well Greeny got us kicked off the beach when he ask this one Lady whats that between your tits? It was her Bely Button and she had the nerve to get pissed off!!!!! If anything we should have been.But it was a great trip alot of fun and the weather was 80's can't beat it. BUTTTTT WHERE THE HELL IS SIMPLE?
Now about this nude beach, first off it was a topless beach not fully nude thank God!Whew you might think wow that would be cool well guy's would anyway.But i'm here to tell you it's not all that it's made up to be.Yes there were some pretty Ladies there with some perky lil Gurls BUTTTTTTTT there were also some Woman there that my God what were they Thinking. I saw this one Black lady she had to 400 pounds, Greeny was yelling from my shoulder LOOK PLAIN LOOK she has two DEAD SEALS ON HER CHEST.And some of the friggin Guys there omggggggggggggggg with speedos on not only couldn't see there dicks they couldn't see there feet and they were just a struttin up and down the Beach like they were Atlas.Well Greeny got us kicked off the beach when he ask this one Lady whats that between your tits? It was her Bely Button and she had the nerve to get pissed off!!!!! If anything we should have been.But it was a great trip alot of fun and the weather was 80's can't beat it. BUTTTTT WHERE THE HELL IS SIMPLE?
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Sunday, January 15th........Cold
Blow,blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so kind
As man's ingratitude....... Profundities from Plain from the Carry-a-bean.
He texted me from his Android...........
Thou art not so kind
As man's ingratitude....... Profundities from Plain from the Carry-a-bean.
He texted me from his Android...........
Saturday, January 14, 2012
"Today Is The 14th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
"We're Off" Yeah and you thought I was superstitious..HA!! I just couldn't do a post on Friday (Vodkaday) the 13th... There were too many slasher movies to view..Friday the 13th 1 thru a 100. That fuckin Jason guy just can't die.. He even did Manhattan..Meere watched up till the 3rd one then pooped in the bunker, jumped up on his toes and went screaming into the pines.. Phew! the shit I gotta put up with around here.. Oh Yeah, Hi General.. WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE GENERAL YESTERDAY??? OK so another Friday the 13th has come and gone..Little known fact the reason Friday the 13th is supposed to be an unlucky day is because it falls on the 13th...yep, if it fell on the 12th it would not be considered unlucky or mysterious or anything of that mystical nature..Now if it fell on the 11th same shit, no big deal.. Just another Vodkaday.. So there you go, you learn something profound every day here at PLA oh never mind I mean Simple.. Plain is in Parrot Paradise with Greeny and Polly and that bastard that used to sit on Long John Silvers shoulder one Charlie...ARK ARK!!! Hey McFinn when you get outta bed give us a holler...I am ready to send Blat and Slat over too see if you are alright...Later....Still am remote, puters still not running 100% but we are getting there.....
"We're Off" Yeah and you thought I was superstitious..HA!! I just couldn't do a post on Friday (Vodkaday) the 13th... There were too many slasher movies to view..Friday the 13th 1 thru a 100. That fuckin Jason guy just can't die.. He even did Manhattan..Meere watched up till the 3rd one then pooped in the bunker, jumped up on his toes and went screaming into the pines.. Phew! the shit I gotta put up with around here.. Oh Yeah, Hi General.. WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE GENERAL YESTERDAY??? OK so another Friday the 13th has come and gone..Little known fact the reason Friday the 13th is supposed to be an unlucky day is because it falls on the 13th...yep, if it fell on the 12th it would not be considered unlucky or mysterious or anything of that mystical nature..Now if it fell on the 11th same shit, no big deal.. Just another Vodkaday.. So there you go, you learn something profound every day here at PLA oh never mind I mean Simple.. Plain is in Parrot Paradise with Greeny and Polly and that bastard that used to sit on Long John Silvers shoulder one Charlie...ARK ARK!!! Hey McFinn when you get outta bed give us a holler...I am ready to send Blat and Slat over too see if you are alright...Later....Still am remote, puters still not running 100% but we are getting there.....
Thursday, January 12, 2012
"Today Is The 11th And 12th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..I figured, I would put two days as a post...This way we don't lose a day here at Plain and Simple..Puters at the Ville are in repair mode for 2012, everybody is like printing off taxes, inventory, all the bullshit I don't feel like dealing with anymore..Greeny and Plain are visiting some parrot community in the Carribean, while I have to be out here slaving away, fixing this place for the coming year...I think, I will make myself a king, then I will take my salary and fix up the Ville..McFinn is still crying in his thera-flu, Strebor have no idea where she went or where she is.. ,said something about being backkkkkkk.. then gone again....HELLO!! I ain't in this alone.WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENRAL WHEN I NEED HIM??????????? The Slavs are marching out front with signs saying. Sample kilt Greeny...I didn't kill him yet you morons, he is vacationing with Plain, who I am sure is planning a coup...Do me a favor...As for the rest of ya...We only had a few visitors over the last three days, and I know it is because Plain is not here...When he is here this place is loaded...Having said that, I gotta go....Will be back as soon as I can get this place fixed up a little..HOLD IT!!! Who is that??? king leopold.. Does he have my money??? He said use your own money to fix up this place, he only has 6 billion left, and he is not in the lending market....OK!! Tell him thank you, and tell him to stick that six million up his royal ass...Just goes to show you, you cannot depend on royalty, they will screw over you every time..Oh Yeah!! or politicians....Beware Sheople.....
We're Off..I figured, I would put two days as a post...This way we don't lose a day here at Plain and Simple..Puters at the Ville are in repair mode for 2012, everybody is like printing off taxes, inventory, all the bullshit I don't feel like dealing with anymore..Greeny and Plain are visiting some parrot community in the Carribean, while I have to be out here slaving away, fixing this place for the coming year...I think, I will make myself a king, then I will take my salary and fix up the Ville..McFinn is still crying in his thera-flu, Strebor have no idea where she went or where she is.. ,said something about being backkkkkkk.. then gone again....HELLO!! I ain't in this alone.WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENRAL WHEN I NEED HIM??????????? The Slavs are marching out front with signs saying. Sample kilt Greeny...I didn't kill him yet you morons, he is vacationing with Plain, who I am sure is planning a coup...Do me a favor...As for the rest of ya...We only had a few visitors over the last three days, and I know it is because Plain is not here...When he is here this place is loaded...Having said that, I gotta go....Will be back as soon as I can get this place fixed up a little..HOLD IT!!! Who is that??? king leopold.. Does he have my money??? He said use your own money to fix up this place, he only has 6 billion left, and he is not in the lending market....OK!! Tell him thank you, and tell him to stick that six million up his royal ass...Just goes to show you, you cannot depend on royalty, they will screw over you every time..Oh Yeah!! or politicians....Beware Sheople.....
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
"Today Is The 10th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Just saw where the king (leopold or something like that and the queen, genevieve or something like that) had too take a slash in their salaries this year..king gets somewhere in the neighborhood of 28 million dollars, which he said he is going to use to fix up the grounds around his castle...queeny got slashed 500,000.00 dollars, she said it will have to come out of her annual travel expenses...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, HOW IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012...These fucking people are so out dated and so out of synch with the real world that it is like they don't even exist..Why do they get paid?? Why do they receive so much money when there are people in their own countries starving?? Then you see ads on TV for us to send money for the needy in Africa or India or some other fucking neighborhood that I could care less about.. Let these mother fuckers send their fucking salary to feed the poor instead of fixing the grounds around his house. The people should attack the castle..Take that fucks money, buy food for the poor, the make him fix up the streets. How do ya feel now king?? Not so fuckin good huh..What was that?? You need help.. No problem. Here comes the queen..You know that won't happen because the sheople will just go on with their monotomous little lives and bow the fuck down when the qeene rides by.. I make know excuses for how I feel or what I think of so called royalty, all of them not 90%..All of them got these entitlements at the expense of the people they once tyranized.. Time to give it back assholes.. How much longer are these countries going to put up with these pompous fucks that do nothing but lavish their own lives at the expense of the citizenry.. Oh, and by the way don't think we escape this obvious, disdain for the citizenry...We just call them politicians....That's why when someone asks me who I like in an election?? I just tell them I hate them all...Probably some people would take that as a cop out, but it isn't because I really do hate them all.. Don't you understand they are all saying the same thing except with a different head....I will admit that some of them do get into office with high ideals and dreams..They die faster than a wink in a young girls eye.. because the once in office the establishment tells them, whoaaaaa, slow down sonny this is how it is done around here.. Lower gas prices are you outta your mind, do you know how much of that tax goes towards our pensions?? Don't you understand that we can charge the sheople 7.00-8.00 whatever a gallon and they will pay for it.. We run the sheople, give them enough money to think they own their homes, when in actuality we can tax them out of there at any time.. We also give them enough money to buy a car (so they can pay taxes on the gas that they can't afford), we also give them allotted spending money determined by the amount of money they make and the amount of money they put back into the economy through income taxes...So listen sonny, shut the fuck up, it stays the way it is, the sheople can bitch and moan, but they will do nothing about it.. Just ask Simple....
We're Off...Just saw where the king (leopold or something like that and the queen, genevieve or something like that) had too take a slash in their salaries this year..king gets somewhere in the neighborhood of 28 million dollars, which he said he is going to use to fix up the grounds around his castle...queeny got slashed 500,000.00 dollars, she said it will have to come out of her annual travel expenses...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, HOW IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012...These fucking people are so out dated and so out of synch with the real world that it is like they don't even exist..Why do they get paid?? Why do they receive so much money when there are people in their own countries starving?? Then you see ads on TV for us to send money for the needy in Africa or India or some other fucking neighborhood that I could care less about.. Let these mother fuckers send their fucking salary to feed the poor instead of fixing the grounds around his house. The people should attack the castle..Take that fucks money, buy food for the poor, the make him fix up the streets. How do ya feel now king?? Not so fuckin good huh..What was that?? You need help.. No problem. Here comes the queen..You know that won't happen because the sheople will just go on with their monotomous little lives and bow the fuck down when the qeene rides by.. I make know excuses for how I feel or what I think of so called royalty, all of them not 90%..All of them got these entitlements at the expense of the people they once tyranized.. Time to give it back assholes.. How much longer are these countries going to put up with these pompous fucks that do nothing but lavish their own lives at the expense of the citizenry.. Oh, and by the way don't think we escape this obvious, disdain for the citizenry...We just call them politicians....That's why when someone asks me who I like in an election?? I just tell them I hate them all...Probably some people would take that as a cop out, but it isn't because I really do hate them all.. Don't you understand they are all saying the same thing except with a different head....I will admit that some of them do get into office with high ideals and dreams..They die faster than a wink in a young girls eye.. because the once in office the establishment tells them, whoaaaaa, slow down sonny this is how it is done around here.. Lower gas prices are you outta your mind, do you know how much of that tax goes towards our pensions?? Don't you understand that we can charge the sheople 7.00-8.00 whatever a gallon and they will pay for it.. We run the sheople, give them enough money to think they own their homes, when in actuality we can tax them out of there at any time.. We also give them enough money to buy a car (so they can pay taxes on the gas that they can't afford), we also give them allotted spending money determined by the amount of money they make and the amount of money they put back into the economy through income taxes...So listen sonny, shut the fuck up, it stays the way it is, the sheople can bitch and moan, but they will do nothing about it.. Just ask Simple....
Monday, January 9, 2012
"Today Is The 9th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Oh man, yesterday was like the least visited day at the Ville, since the General said, you two should take this show on the road. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENRAL!!!!!! This can't be happening, the two biggest ball busters at the Ville go away on a journey to find Greenys relatives and the place falls apart..Does anyone realize how hard it is going to be on me, when they get back. The new name will be Plain and Greeny, simple will be relegated to clean up duty with the rest of the crittters. OK, let me see if I can peak some interest today..TEBOW!!! Yo, I am not a band wagon jumper, but I would just like to say, he is making football interesting again... I saw John (Piano Teeth) Elway on the sidelines, huggin and jumpin up and down..WAIT a minute Johnny, didn't I just hear you downing Tebow about a month ago.. Where he doesn't have the tools right now to be a pro quarterback, and he may never be able to achieve that status.. Nice way to talk about your prized rookie. Another asshole in the sports world I could never stand.. Keep jumpin up and down John, because if they beat New England next week (doubt that, but karma is an interesting subject.), this kid will make you look like a genius....To be continued.. I am actually still remote...
We're Off.. Oh man, yesterday was like the least visited day at the Ville, since the General said, you two should take this show on the road. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENRAL!!!!!! This can't be happening, the two biggest ball busters at the Ville go away on a journey to find Greenys relatives and the place falls apart..Does anyone realize how hard it is going to be on me, when they get back. The new name will be Plain and Greeny, simple will be relegated to clean up duty with the rest of the crittters. OK, let me see if I can peak some interest today..TEBOW!!! Yo, I am not a band wagon jumper, but I would just like to say, he is making football interesting again... I saw John (Piano Teeth) Elway on the sidelines, huggin and jumpin up and down..WAIT a minute Johnny, didn't I just hear you downing Tebow about a month ago.. Where he doesn't have the tools right now to be a pro quarterback, and he may never be able to achieve that status.. Nice way to talk about your prized rookie. Another asshole in the sports world I could never stand.. Keep jumpin up and down John, because if they beat New England next week (doubt that, but karma is an interesting subject.), this kid will make you look like a genius....To be continued.. I am actually still remote...
Sunday, January 8, 2012
"Today Is The 8th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off...I said, it is bad around here without Plain. It is a fucking disaster. Nobody wants to listen to me. I really can't blame them. I went back and read some of these posts and for the life of me, whatever that means, I can't understand why anybody would read this shit. Although I must admit,I did have a few laughs along the way, and as Plain always says, Hey Simple, if we can make one person smile today we are doing something good. COME BACK GREENY!!!!!!! OOPS! I Mean Plain!!!!!!
We're Off...I said, it is bad around here without Plain. It is a fucking disaster. Nobody wants to listen to me. I really can't blame them. I went back and read some of these posts and for the life of me, whatever that means, I can't understand why anybody would read this shit. Although I must admit,I did have a few laughs along the way, and as Plain always says, Hey Simple, if we can make one person smile today we are doing something good. COME BACK GREENY!!!!!!! OOPS! I Mean Plain!!!!!!
Saturday, January 7, 2012
"Today Is The 7th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off. Remote, Remote, Remote..Plain took Greenya to some far away land. Maybe, maybe he will leave him there. Well the first week of 2012, has come and gone, where weeks, months, years come from or where they go, I have no idea, but that phenomenon, definitely happens, as we say it all the time.. I don't now how we will make it for a week without Greenya, I'm sorry I meant Plain. I ain't hangin long today, so just humor me and talk about your nuts, nuts you have known, nuts you have eaten. I don't care if we did this before, I am one hurtin pup and I am outta here. Remember to always wash your nuts before eating, or going out..Later.
We're Off. Remote, Remote, Remote..Plain took Greenya to some far away land. Maybe, maybe he will leave him there. Well the first week of 2012, has come and gone, where weeks, months, years come from or where they go, I have no idea, but that phenomenon, definitely happens, as we say it all the time.. I don't now how we will make it for a week without Greenya, I'm sorry I meant Plain. I ain't hangin long today, so just humor me and talk about your nuts, nuts you have known, nuts you have eaten. I don't care if we did this before, I am one hurtin pup and I am outta here. Remember to always wash your nuts before eating, or going out..Later.
Friday, January 6, 2012
"Today Is The 6th Day Of January ("THE FIRST VODKADAY") In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Talking about nuts. What that has to do with being crazy or out of your fucking mind is beyond my realm of thought..I stayed awake until two this morning trying to decypher, why they call us crazy people nuts. Or why they call us nutty people crazy.. Wait, let me rephrase that not us crazy people but crazy people in general...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!! Who is anyone to say anyone is crazy or nuts or both or one or the other..I mean, there are so called sane people that I think are really fucked up.., and in general, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I like most of the people that society deems to be nuts...I had a great friend of mine, one Joe Renshaw (R.I. P.), who called me a magnet..because as he said, all the nuts attract to me.. Has rang pretty much true throughout my life.., but nuts are a lot more fun..I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints..as we know the sinners have much more fun and only the good die young...,On another note about nuts, it is food for many critters, varmints, and humans.. Who amonst us I ask, has never had a Planters Peanut?? There are all kinds of nuts from the Almond to the Great Macadamian.., there are Peanuts, Walnuts and Pistachios (they are real bastards to get out of their husks sometimes)..then you wind up with pistachio husks all over the rug or bed or wherever you have chosen to eat them suckers, because as the old saying goes, you can't eat one....Then there is the ever fabulous mixed nuts..You can find them in a can that says "Mixed Nuts." or at ECKS on any given day..I could talk about nuts forever and I just might.. Lord knows I have met my share.., and also have eaten my share, as nuts make a pretty good snack...
On a more serious note, I have found out through this ARKIN!! son-of-a-bitchin parrot, that he and Plain are going to visist some of his relatives, in a warm climate, that is all he would tell me.. I don't know exactly what that means, but I hope if Plain is taking him to see his relatives in the Amazonian Rain Forrest that he leaves him there.. That would be one less nutcracker around here.. OH YEAH, also guys testicles are referred to as Nuts.. Hey somebody kicked him in his nuts... Or, how would you like to get kicked in your nuts?? Now what kinda question is that..I know there is always that 10%, but who the hell is going to say, sure I would love to get kicked in my nuts..So as anyone can see that, visits the Ville, there are all kinds of different ways to determine who is nuts, what nuts are used for and in what sense mens testacles are described..I am sure there are other ways to define nuts, if you can think of any help me out as I am going to toast one of those cinnamon buns with those pecans on top, put a little butter on it and MMMMMM!! nothing like a toasted cinnamon bun with nuts..Once again if you guys like Choke Full Of Nuts coffee or you have a particular craving for a set of nuts. Or you know somebody that is nuts..OK!! anything to do with NUTS.. ARK!! I want a nut, I want a nut.. Don't worry parrot you are going to be with a well known nut on a visit home very shortly, hope you enjoy it....Bring on the nuts, you know like the crushed ones on top of your sundae..Wow crushed nuts..Just think if somebody crushed your nuts and you met a virgin you could sit on top of ice cream and tell everybody here is your sundae with crushed nuts and a cherry on top.. OH Chit call 911..........
We're Off...Talking about nuts. What that has to do with being crazy or out of your fucking mind is beyond my realm of thought..I stayed awake until two this morning trying to decypher, why they call us crazy people nuts. Or why they call us nutty people crazy.. Wait, let me rephrase that not us crazy people but crazy people in general...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!! Who is anyone to say anyone is crazy or nuts or both or one or the other..I mean, there are so called sane people that I think are really fucked up.., and in general, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I like most of the people that society deems to be nuts...I had a great friend of mine, one Joe Renshaw (R.I. P.), who called me a magnet..because as he said, all the nuts attract to me.. Has rang pretty much true throughout my life.., but nuts are a lot more fun..I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints..as we know the sinners have much more fun and only the good die young...,On another note about nuts, it is food for many critters, varmints, and humans.. Who amonst us I ask, has never had a Planters Peanut?? There are all kinds of nuts from the Almond to the Great Macadamian.., there are Peanuts, Walnuts and Pistachios (they are real bastards to get out of their husks sometimes)..then you wind up with pistachio husks all over the rug or bed or wherever you have chosen to eat them suckers, because as the old saying goes, you can't eat one....Then there is the ever fabulous mixed nuts..You can find them in a can that says "Mixed Nuts." or at ECKS on any given day..I could talk about nuts forever and I just might.. Lord knows I have met my share.., and also have eaten my share, as nuts make a pretty good snack...
On a more serious note, I have found out through this ARKIN!! son-of-a-bitchin parrot, that he and Plain are going to visist some of his relatives, in a warm climate, that is all he would tell me.. I don't know exactly what that means, but I hope if Plain is taking him to see his relatives in the Amazonian Rain Forrest that he leaves him there.. That would be one less nutcracker around here.. OH YEAH, also guys testicles are referred to as Nuts.. Hey somebody kicked him in his nuts... Or, how would you like to get kicked in your nuts?? Now what kinda question is that..I know there is always that 10%, but who the hell is going to say, sure I would love to get kicked in my nuts..So as anyone can see that, visits the Ville, there are all kinds of different ways to determine who is nuts, what nuts are used for and in what sense mens testacles are described..I am sure there are other ways to define nuts, if you can think of any help me out as I am going to toast one of those cinnamon buns with those pecans on top, put a little butter on it and MMMMMM!! nothing like a toasted cinnamon bun with nuts..Once again if you guys like Choke Full Of Nuts coffee or you have a particular craving for a set of nuts. Or you know somebody that is nuts..OK!! anything to do with NUTS.. ARK!! I want a nut, I want a nut.. Don't worry parrot you are going to be with a well known nut on a visit home very shortly, hope you enjoy it....Bring on the nuts, you know like the crushed ones on top of your sundae..Wow crushed nuts..Just think if somebody crushed your nuts and you met a virgin you could sit on top of ice cream and tell everybody here is your sundae with crushed nuts and a cherry on top.. OH Chit call 911..........
Thursday, January 5, 2012
"Today Is The 5th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Plain, if you ain't whackin today you got no balls...you Toads should be out there hittin your frozen balls as hard as you can to see if you can shatter them with one shot from one of them one woods...Come on let me know if you shattered one or two of your balls on a frozen link..
This is what I get this morning,,Yo Ern,, if you ain't up your down, gotta make a run if we don't we won't make one.. first one of the New Year won't be anymore like that one. You can only have one first one...I look at the clock it is 6:30, I just want to roll over and hope I am dreaming, but I hear let's go, if we aint goin we're staying. Gotta make a run. Got coffee and donuts.. Hey Phil I got an idea can we make the run around noon. Sure but lets go load up, if you don't load up, you can't load down.. You mean if you don't load up you can't unload...He says Yep,, and that is it..stagger to the head, wondering what the fuck I am still doing alive and get ready for another run....fun, fun, fun till Daddy took her T-Bird awayyyyyyy.. I start singing like some loon.. I have got to get checked. I think maybe this populace might be right, maybe I really am crazy... I have been told that a few times, by a few thousand people..I just thought they were wrong, there was nothing wrong with me..Wellllllll, maybe a little tick or tich or however you say that kinda tic....now I am starting to think that yeah, I might be a pod or some other kinda alien creature...Just read some of these posts, I think that might be enough to certify me as isane..., BUT!!! then I look at my MAIN MAN PLAIN, and I actually feel somewhat normal again..because if I am nuts.. What the fuck do you call him?? Read some those musings that loon has and he makes me look like I am somewhat normal.. Hey anyway, who is too say who is nuts and who is normal.. Look at what they call people that they think are crazy.. They call them nuts.. Where does that come from?? Why is somebody that is crazy, called a nut?? Wait till I try to explain that one to Blat and Slat, the only one that will be interested will be Sammy as he thinks he is going to get a treat..OK, more work, then it will be Vodkaday, man another short week..Then into the bowels of winter...You know Strebor, freezin cold days and really freezin cold nights...Big time snow storms that last for weeks..., won't melt until April or May.. I bet you can't wait....Talk to you guys later....
We're Off.. Plain, if you ain't whackin today you got no balls...you Toads should be out there hittin your frozen balls as hard as you can to see if you can shatter them with one shot from one of them one woods...Come on let me know if you shattered one or two of your balls on a frozen link..
This is what I get this morning,,Yo Ern,, if you ain't up your down, gotta make a run if we don't we won't make one.. first one of the New Year won't be anymore like that one. You can only have one first one...I look at the clock it is 6:30, I just want to roll over and hope I am dreaming, but I hear let's go, if we aint goin we're staying. Gotta make a run. Got coffee and donuts.. Hey Phil I got an idea can we make the run around noon. Sure but lets go load up, if you don't load up, you can't load down.. You mean if you don't load up you can't unload...He says Yep,, and that is it..stagger to the head, wondering what the fuck I am still doing alive and get ready for another run....fun, fun, fun till Daddy took her T-Bird awayyyyyyy.. I start singing like some loon.. I have got to get checked. I think maybe this populace might be right, maybe I really am crazy... I have been told that a few times, by a few thousand people..I just thought they were wrong, there was nothing wrong with me..Wellllllll, maybe a little tick or tich or however you say that kinda tic....now I am starting to think that yeah, I might be a pod or some other kinda alien creature...Just read some of these posts, I think that might be enough to certify me as isane..., BUT!!! then I look at my MAIN MAN PLAIN, and I actually feel somewhat normal again..because if I am nuts.. What the fuck do you call him?? Read some those musings that loon has and he makes me look like I am somewhat normal.. Hey anyway, who is too say who is nuts and who is normal.. Look at what they call people that they think are crazy.. They call them nuts.. Where does that come from?? Why is somebody that is crazy, called a nut?? Wait till I try to explain that one to Blat and Slat, the only one that will be interested will be Sammy as he thinks he is going to get a treat..OK, more work, then it will be Vodkaday, man another short week..Then into the bowels of winter...You know Strebor, freezin cold days and really freezin cold nights...Big time snow storms that last for weeks..., won't melt until April or May.. I bet you can't wait....Talk to you guys later....
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
"Today Is The 4th Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. Def. off in New Jermany.. Christie wants to pass a bill where you can bet horses in restaurants and bars.. Why not? If it gives the sheople more freedom I am all for it..Some of the places they are talking about are far from any betting venue in the State..Even in the Cherry Hill area (That is where Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill is from), where the once proud Garden State Race Track was a landmark, you have to drive to Philly for an Off Track Betting Parlor, or to Vineland, or Toms River in New Jersey.. Makes absolutly no sense, they could have and should have put an OTB right where the old track stood, but Nooooooooo not in New Jermany, now they are going to put horse betting in bars througout the State.. Whatever, we have no control over what these assholes do, good or bad, and most of it is bad..Although, anything that will put more people to work is fine with me. There will have to be a lot of technological equipment and groundwork laid to get this moving, New Jermany is the most populated State in the Union per square mile.., and I know one thing there are a lot of bars and restaurants around what once was the Garden State....NOW LEGALIZE SPORT BETTING IN ATLANTIC CITY, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My New Years resolution was to never say FUCK again, it lasted two nano seconds..MY second New Years resolution was to never make another New Years resolution, on New Years, they never work..gotta make your New Years Resolution on Resolution Day.. Yep, little known fact Resolution Day is going to be the first Holiday here at Plain and Simple...What date it will fall on is up to the Citizens, and the Critters..ARK!!!!! I want it to be on a day they celebrate birdery!!! I want it to be on a day they celebrate birdery!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH THE STRING BANDS (hands over my face, ready to weep), ARK!!!! I am an official Mummers Mascot better than that flying rat!!! I am an officail Mummers Mascot better than that flying rat!!! OK official Mummers Mascot get outta the post before I rip every tail feather outta your parrot shittin ass.... ARK!!! Your jealous Simple!! Your jealous Simple!!! Man, I thought I got rid of that bastard for awhile.. Plain wherever you are, hope you are not at my cousins you might be there until February.. take this fuckin Parrot back to the Green Parrot, Ridge Ave. next to the Baltimoe Market and put him back in his cage.. I see a batlle brewing, he called Sam the Man a flying rat and told me I am jealous of his stature as a Mummers Mascot..His feathers are puffed out like a drunken Mummer (come to think of it that is what he is.), and his beak still wreaks of vodka, and beer..., he is over at the dirt road ARKIN about his new status and the other critters are just glaring at him.. Maybe, one of them will hit him with a shovel, or rake... OH NO!! here comes the goat, I can see his saddle bags are loaded down with beer and vodka, peanuts and seeds, and even some Meere Kat food..(whatever the fuck that is), they all just dropped their clean up tools and headed into the Pines...Maybe I am jealous.......LOL!! Hi everybody, we are back or it looks like I am. Where everybody else is, Good Lord, only knows...Come on in and visit say Hi and get on out...This place is a mess......
We're Off. Def. off in New Jermany.. Christie wants to pass a bill where you can bet horses in restaurants and bars.. Why not? If it gives the sheople more freedom I am all for it..Some of the places they are talking about are far from any betting venue in the State..Even in the Cherry Hill area (That is where Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill is from), where the once proud Garden State Race Track was a landmark, you have to drive to Philly for an Off Track Betting Parlor, or to Vineland, or Toms River in New Jersey.. Makes absolutly no sense, they could have and should have put an OTB right where the old track stood, but Nooooooooo not in New Jermany, now they are going to put horse betting in bars througout the State.. Whatever, we have no control over what these assholes do, good or bad, and most of it is bad..Although, anything that will put more people to work is fine with me. There will have to be a lot of technological equipment and groundwork laid to get this moving, New Jermany is the most populated State in the Union per square mile.., and I know one thing there are a lot of bars and restaurants around what once was the Garden State....NOW LEGALIZE SPORT BETTING IN ATLANTIC CITY, YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My New Years resolution was to never say FUCK again, it lasted two nano seconds..MY second New Years resolution was to never make another New Years resolution, on New Years, they never work..gotta make your New Years Resolution on Resolution Day.. Yep, little known fact Resolution Day is going to be the first Holiday here at Plain and Simple...What date it will fall on is up to the Citizens, and the Critters..ARK!!!!! I want it to be on a day they celebrate birdery!!! I want it to be on a day they celebrate birdery!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WITH THE STRING BANDS (hands over my face, ready to weep), ARK!!!! I am an official Mummers Mascot better than that flying rat!!! I am an officail Mummers Mascot better than that flying rat!!! OK official Mummers Mascot get outta the post before I rip every tail feather outta your parrot shittin ass.... ARK!!! Your jealous Simple!! Your jealous Simple!!! Man, I thought I got rid of that bastard for awhile.. Plain wherever you are, hope you are not at my cousins you might be there until February.. take this fuckin Parrot back to the Green Parrot, Ridge Ave. next to the Baltimoe Market and put him back in his cage.. I see a batlle brewing, he called Sam the Man a flying rat and told me I am jealous of his stature as a Mummers Mascot..His feathers are puffed out like a drunken Mummer (come to think of it that is what he is.), and his beak still wreaks of vodka, and beer..., he is over at the dirt road ARKIN about his new status and the other critters are just glaring at him.. Maybe, one of them will hit him with a shovel, or rake... OH NO!! here comes the goat, I can see his saddle bags are loaded down with beer and vodka, peanuts and seeds, and even some Meere Kat food..(whatever the fuck that is), they all just dropped their clean up tools and headed into the Pines...Maybe I am jealous.......LOL!! Hi everybody, we are back or it looks like I am. Where everybody else is, Good Lord, only knows...Come on in and visit say Hi and get on out...This place is a mess......
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
"Today, Tonight, Or Whatever Is The Third Day Of January In The Year Of Our Lord 2011."
"It Is Now Post Time Or Was Post Time Or Something Like That."
"We're Off, Because We Def. Ain't On.
Went running out of the black hole that is my cousins..You can check in any time you like but you can never leave.. Sounds like an old Eagles song...Finally get back to the Ville, and it is eerily quite..get out of the car and look around, the road is covered with Plumes of Green, broken beer and vodka bottles, all the cases that insane Plain left were broken and strewn all over the dirt road, there are broken banjos and not a critter to be seen...WHAT THE FUCK???? HEY ANYBODY HOME??? ANYBODY ALIVE??? This looks like the aftermath of an ostrich hunt...HELLO!!! BLAT!!! SLAT!!! MEERE!!!! ANYBODY ALIVE????? Nothin, gotta walk over too the hooch, this can be dangerous..It is one cold dark fuckin nite in the Pines...HELLO!!!! SAMPLE IST DOT YOUF!! Yeah Blat, what the fuck went on here, and where is everybody??? Sample youf vould nut belief, vot hoppened.. Greeny vent...STOP!!! I KNEW THAT FUCKIN PARROT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS....WHERE IS HE??? He vent vit Fralinger Strang Band, dey took him vit dem ufter da parade.. WHAT PARADE??? Da Mommers Parade...BLAT YOU ARE MAKING KNOW SENSE, AS USUAL (Yeah like I am..), YOU TELLIN ME THAT PARROT HAD THE FRALINGER STRING BAND OUT HERE???? Oht no Sample all of dem..ALL THE STRING BANDS??? Yest Sample he knowst dem all....WAIT YOU HAD A MUMMERS PARADE HERE AT THE VILLE..Dats raght Sample ant youf missed it..I MISSED IT... LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN PLACE, IT WILL TAKE YOU TILL NEXT NEW YEARS TO CLEAN IT UP..WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR GANG??? Shh they art slapping Sample..dey drank some oft the barr and voodka.....Some of it, it is all out on the dirt road empty, bottles and cans and broken boxes and ribbons and banjos and Plumes of all different sizes....I knowt dat Sample ve drank it den ven da Mommers got here ve stuck the Plumes up our asses and started shekin and jammin and jumpin in da airt..Ve vere da hit of da parade...Greeny (I knew that fuckin parrot did this), he vas flying so higt he banged into Harry Chapant... Enough, where is he??? He vent vit da Mommers, as an offial mascoot..youf know like Semmy aroundt here.. He is with the Mummers? Yest, dey sat dey haf to initiate ham....Good, I won't see that pain in my balls again...Oh yest Sample, he said he ist like Crosty dat snowman, he vill be back dis vay some day.....Yeh, well tomorrow morning you and the rest of your gang get this shit cleaned up...I am hitting the rack....Meere,, Shh, he ist in your banker slippin...Phew the shitttttttttttttttttt, WHOA!!!!!!!!!! trippin all over empty boxes, once again landin on my ass. PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...
See you tomorrow if I can make it back to the bunker...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..
"We're Off, Because We Def. Ain't On.
Went running out of the black hole that is my cousins..You can check in any time you like but you can never leave.. Sounds like an old Eagles song...Finally get back to the Ville, and it is eerily quite..get out of the car and look around, the road is covered with Plumes of Green, broken beer and vodka bottles, all the cases that insane Plain left were broken and strewn all over the dirt road, there are broken banjos and not a critter to be seen...WHAT THE FUCK???? HEY ANYBODY HOME??? ANYBODY ALIVE??? This looks like the aftermath of an ostrich hunt...HELLO!!! BLAT!!! SLAT!!! MEERE!!!! ANYBODY ALIVE????? Nothin, gotta walk over too the hooch, this can be dangerous..It is one cold dark fuckin nite in the Pines...HELLO!!!! SAMPLE IST DOT YOUF!! Yeah Blat, what the fuck went on here, and where is everybody??? Sample youf vould nut belief, vot hoppened.. Greeny vent...STOP!!! I KNEW THAT FUCKIN PARROT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS....WHERE IS HE??? He vent vit Fralinger Strang Band, dey took him vit dem ufter da parade.. WHAT PARADE??? Da Mommers Parade...BLAT YOU ARE MAKING KNOW SENSE, AS USUAL (Yeah like I am..), YOU TELLIN ME THAT PARROT HAD THE FRALINGER STRING BAND OUT HERE???? Oht no Sample all of dem..ALL THE STRING BANDS??? Yest Sample he knowst dem all....WAIT YOU HAD A MUMMERS PARADE HERE AT THE VILLE..Dats raght Sample ant youf missed it..I MISSED IT... LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN PLACE, IT WILL TAKE YOU TILL NEXT NEW YEARS TO CLEAN IT UP..WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOUR GANG??? Shh they art slapping Sample..dey drank some oft the barr and voodka.....Some of it, it is all out on the dirt road empty, bottles and cans and broken boxes and ribbons and banjos and Plumes of all different sizes....I knowt dat Sample ve drank it den ven da Mommers got here ve stuck the Plumes up our asses and started shekin and jammin and jumpin in da airt..Ve vere da hit of da parade...Greeny (I knew that fuckin parrot did this), he vas flying so higt he banged into Harry Chapant... Enough, where is he??? He vent vit da Mommers, as an offial mascoot..youf know like Semmy aroundt here.. He is with the Mummers? Yest, dey sat dey haf to initiate ham....Good, I won't see that pain in my balls again...Oh yest Sample, he said he ist like Crosty dat snowman, he vill be back dis vay some day.....Yeh, well tomorrow morning you and the rest of your gang get this shit cleaned up...I am hitting the rack....Meere,, Shh, he ist in your banker slippin...Phew the shitttttttttttttttttt, WHOA!!!!!!!!!! trippin all over empty boxes, once again landin on my ass. PHEW!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...
See you tomorrow if I can make it back to the bunker...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS..
Monday, January 2, 2012
Here it is Duce Day In January 2012 and Still no Simple !
Well went to the "Nutcracker " we go evry year and it's the same thing every year. I end up leaving cause I hate my wife's Aunt what a Ball buster. That's why she is called the " Nutcracker". So Iwent over my Buddies Bar Chip Snapper's down there in kennsington really scarey anymore down there , the tattoo's scares no teeth and the Men are even scaryer.I guess Simple is still on remote, maybe he will check in later, shrugs and walks away.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Happy New Beers everyone here it is 2012,Where the Hell is Simple
Hey ya'll Happy New Beers to ya!Just got back from the Gummers Parade what a Great time every year, I live next door to the old Ladies Home and it's more fun every time I go.Once they start That Golden Slippers the Dentures start coming out and the fall downs and can't get up are Halirous.The Parade only last 5 minutes because the Cops and PMT's stop it because they run out of Ambulances and help but what a Great time Cant wait til next Year!
I told ya I make Resolutions every year so here are my ones to make me a better Person this Year.
1 Gain enough weight to get on the Biggest Loser
2 Get 2 Friends to start smoking (so I wont feel so Bad)
3 Stop repeating myself again and again
4 Enjoy the sweeter side of life M&M's Hershey Kisses
5 Stop procrastinating I'll do that next week
6 Stop licking frozen Flag poles
7 Only eat white Snow
8 Check my e-mail at least twice a year
Okay Simple get your ass in here I'm not doing the work around here everyday again this Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told ya I make Resolutions every year so here are my ones to make me a better Person this Year.
1 Gain enough weight to get on the Biggest Loser
2 Get 2 Friends to start smoking (so I wont feel so Bad)
3 Stop repeating myself again and again
4 Enjoy the sweeter side of life M&M's Hershey Kisses
5 Stop procrastinating I'll do that next week
6 Stop licking frozen Flag poles
7 Only eat white Snow
8 Check my e-mail at least twice a year
Okay Simple get your ass in here I'm not doing the work around here everyday again this Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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