"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Talking about nuts. What that has to do with being crazy or out of your fucking mind is beyond my realm of thought..I stayed awake until two this morning trying to decypher, why they call us crazy people nuts. Or why they call us nutty people crazy.. Wait, let me rephrase that not us crazy people but crazy people in general...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!! Who is anyone to say anyone is crazy or nuts or both or one or the other..I mean, there are so called sane people that I think are really fucked up.., and in general, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! I like most of the people that society deems to be nuts...I had a great friend of mine, one Joe Renshaw (R.I. P.), who called me a magnet..because as he said, all the nuts attract to me.. Has rang pretty much true throughout my life.., but nuts are a lot more fun..I would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints..as we know the sinners have much more fun and only the good die young...,On another note about nuts, it is food for many critters, varmints, and humans.. Who amonst us I ask, has never had a Planters Peanut?? There are all kinds of nuts from the Almond to the Great Macadamian.., there are Peanuts, Walnuts and Pistachios (they are real bastards to get out of their husks sometimes)..then you wind up with pistachio husks all over the rug or bed or wherever you have chosen to eat them suckers, because as the old saying goes, you can't eat one....Then there is the ever fabulous mixed nuts..You can find them in a can that says "Mixed Nuts." or at ECKS on any given day..I could talk about nuts forever and I just might.. Lord knows I have met my share.., and also have eaten my share, as nuts make a pretty good snack...
On a more serious note, I have found out through this ARKIN!! son-of-a-bitchin parrot, that he and Plain are going to visist some of his relatives, in a warm climate, that is all he would tell me.. I don't know exactly what that means, but I hope if Plain is taking him to see his relatives in the Amazonian Rain Forrest that he leaves him there.. That would be one less nutcracker around here.. OH YEAH, also guys testicles are referred to as Nuts.. Hey somebody kicked him in his nuts... Or, how would you like to get kicked in your nuts?? Now what kinda question is that..I know there is always that 10%, but who the hell is going to say, sure I would love to get kicked in my nuts..So as anyone can see that, visits the Ville, there are all kinds of different ways to determine who is nuts, what nuts are used for and in what sense mens testacles are described..I am sure there are other ways to define nuts, if you can think of any help me out as I am going to toast one of those cinnamon buns with those pecans on top, put a little butter on it and MMMMMM!! nothing like a toasted cinnamon bun with nuts..Once again if you guys like Choke Full Of Nuts coffee or you have a particular craving for a set of nuts. Or you know somebody that is nuts..OK!! anything to do with NUTS.. ARK!! I want a nut, I want a nut.. Don't worry parrot you are going to be with a well known nut on a visit home very shortly, hope you enjoy it....Bring on the nuts, you know like the crushed ones on top of your sundae..Wow crushed nuts..Just think if somebody crushed your nuts and you met a virgin you could sit on top of ice cream and tell everybody here is your sundae with crushed nuts and a cherry on top.. OH Chit call 911..........
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Nuts you say ! The whole Ridge was choke full of nuts.There was the Nut shop a bunch of nuts there and Kow Kow up at Ridge and Leverington, then there was a lot of Nuts at Burgerville even thou they didn't sell them.There was quite a few crushed nuts there on a Friday or Saturday nite.But it reminds me of a story I heard in Fairmount Farms, which is much nicer than Jail I might add.I was talking to this one loon and he told me you are what you eat, So i offered him a bag of Peanuts, he ate them in no time, I said You are right you just ate those fucking nuts.And by the way Simple I have two sets of Papers proving i'm sane. How many do you have? Smirks and walks away.
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