And were on,Simple is on remote and having Router problems.I didn't ask what that meant but it's prolly Phil The Thrill from Cherry Hill giving Directions.because if they don't come on or can't get on here, then their not on, shrugs.I know this for a fact thou if you can't get on you won't get off.
Speaking of getting off , I have to it's time to go wack my Balls the suns out! The topic for today is anything ya want it to be because there's no rules> so if you want to talk about getting off or on fire away. two questions tho where the hells the General and where's Catey ? I'll be back i'm getting off.
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Glad to see that our remoters are back on and not off again.
Sure we finally hear from Plain, and he asks 'WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL.???" AND Where the hell his Catey the Lady.. but does he ask WHERE THE FUCK IS SIMPLE?? of course not,, routes, routers, remote, remotes. I have no idea what any of that shit means..I tried everything in my limited knowledge of puters to get on and it didn't work. Finally after getting off of bread and water for three days, I called for help.. DRUM ROLL EZEEEEEEEE.............................................Simple did you ask him if he paid his bill?? UH no, I didn't, hold on...HEY FEEL, DID YOU PAY YOUR BEEL??? I talk in my best Mexican accent to him some times cause it really freaks him out...Pay my bill for what?? For whatever Internet service you use for your puter...It is the same one I have for the TV you are OOPS you were just watching...UH-HUH,, I think I may have found the PROBLEM Senor...Quit talkin like a Mexican it freaks me out or in....OK pardner.... Don't talk like a cowboy either it freaks me in or out.., just talk like Simple.. OK, here I am Simple workin on this fuckin puter for two days, trying to get into the Ville and other places I have to visit, and I don't think you have paid the bill... I did pay the bill....When?? last month..That means nothing around here, last month was last year, call them and see what the bill is, and we will get it paid..I ain't callin them..OK, give me the bill, I'll call them..I don't know where the bill is..Then how the fuck do you know you fuckin paid it..Now, your talkin like Simple, I know where it is, I just wanted to hear you go OFF!!!!! Phew the shit I gotta put up with around here...!!!!
Quiet, Days and quiet nights the girl from Iponema goes walking and something like that..Called the Ville, yep the critters have a phone, well it is a walkie talkie, they fight over it constantly. Finally Sam got to be the man and he answered..GRRRRRRRRRR... Hi Sam it is me Simple, I am on my way back should be there in four minutes.. GRRRRRRRRRRRR.I AM GOING TO DO AWAY WITH THESE SLAVS.. I COUGHT ONE EATING MY NUTS!!! It will be alright Sam, hasn't really been a real bad winter..there is still plenty of food around..GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! AIN'T YOUR NUTS HE WAS EATIN..I know, I know Sam, just don't do anything hasty..I will buy you some peanuts...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I DON'T MEAN THOSE NUTS YOU SIMPLETON, I WAS IN A FIGHT WITH HIM TO GET THE TELEPHONE AND HE BIT ME ON MY NUTS...Now, I have to try and stifle a laugh, thinking about that scenerio, how the fuck did he find those little pistachios...hahhahah....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! ARE YOU LAUHGING SIMPLE???? YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY??? No Sam I was coughing.. I am pulling into the Ville right now..Hey Sam, GRRR!! WHAT UP SIMPLE?? Here look I got you a bag of walnuts and a six pack...WOW!! he is quick, grabbed that and jumped into his tree..Look at feather head stickin his beak out at me...Sure is quiet aroud here, guess I'll just go hit the rack...Hattoona Matada Simple. Hey Meere, what the hell are you doing??? Bitin my toenails, I was tip toeing into the bunker tonight and hit my head on the door jam...haaahahaahha!! You think that is funny Simple?? No, No, of course not, just thinking about one of the Slavs biting Sams nuts...and you ahhaahah, never mind, let's hit it..See all you guys and visitors tomorrow...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.."
TAPS
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