"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Problems, whoever Problimius was, I would like to stomp his sandals..Little known fact..Problimius was the Roman Senator, that was the first politician to come up with a problem..yep, Spartacus had started a slave revolt (how dare he.), that was really getting out of hand. The Senators didn't care much for slaves, and were not really worried about Sparticus..Problimius was..He tried to warn them that this revolt was for real and the slaves were really getting out of hand..The Senators all told him he had a Problimius, and should get checked at the the nearest Pychiatriacus asylum...They had him thrown in the local jail, too shut him up...Well when Spartacus really started his rampage for the sea, and Rome started to panic, the Senators all started saying we got a Problimius or as it was handed down through the ages, a Problem...or something like that...PHEW!! who reads this shit..
Problems, have become problems, have become problems, that's right they seem to multiply like bunnies...(not playboy type, Plain).. One problem, solved another one pops up.. solve that, another one.. Seems it starts in grade school, with Sister Michael Francis.. Your arithmetic (from Arithmaticus by the way), PROBLEMS for today are as follows: It was a known fact that little Ernie would say, "Man these fuckers are hard" and little Floyd would snicker..and little Jimmy Mc would say, ala Phil The Thrill. "If they weren't hard they wouldn't be problems.. This cause and effect started what would become a recurring theme at good old St. J's little Ernie, Floyd and Jimmy, gettin cracked around by the nun..ah those were the days my friends...If only Plain were in that class, none of us would have gotten out of second grade..You gotta PROBLEM with that....I gotta go, gotta another problem Phil is hung up on a ladder yelling, I CAN'T FIND THE RUNG!!! IF I CAN'T FIND IT, I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! Phew who reads this shit...????? Phil got a problem....
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Problimius, you have a problem! Will you PUH-LEEZE get your dates straight! Big E and Little Nell did not get married in 1939, the same year that Problimius Hitler invaded Poland. They were married on JANUARY 24, 1940 - THAT IS NINETEEN FORTY OR ONE NINE FOUR ZERO! If you don't get it then I guess you just can't get it. Right, Phil?
Soooo, they got married after, Mein Furhrer (Adolph or just Dolph if he was your buddy), invaded Poland.. Now, there is a guy that had a lot of problems...of course in retrospect, he also caused a few....
Yah Herr Ernst or Signor Ernesto.
Oh Great Simple One........Little sister keeps you in line on your dates.............I have my dtes in check...they are whatever I think they are..usually wrong but I beleive in them....Hieroglyphics
are where I get my time and info. The Egyptians passed this art along to me in a Seance I had with some Mummies.....I was told the secret to life and time.......
Sister Michael Francis got me in the Choir. If you could sing Inky, Dinky Spider you were in and then sent to Organ Annie to refine your talents..........
You had to use the spider song..Do me a favor, I am remote and Plain evidently is whacking his balls and cannot be found..If anyone comes back into the Ville. Please blow TAPS.
Dunkanshein from Herr Ernst.. How was that teach.. Your not Sister Michael Francis are you???
I will Blow an early TAPS........We can rest and feel safe because the SEALS are doing a good job..........I guess they extra training could come from the VILLE BOOT CAMP>>>>>>Stay out of harms way.............
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