Sunday, January 1, 2012

Happy New Beers everyone here it is 2012,Where the Hell is Simple

 Hey  ya'll Happy  New Beers to  ya!Just got back from the Gummers Parade what a Great time  every year, I live  next door to the  old  Ladies Home and  it's  more  fun  every  time  I go.Once they start That  Golden Slippers the Dentures  start coming  out  and  the fall downs  and  can't  get  up are Halirous.The Parade  only  last  5  minutes because  the  Cops  and PMT's stop  it because  they  run  out  of  Ambulances  and  help but  what a Great  time  Cant  wait  til next Year!

        I  told  ya  I  make  Resolutions  every  year so  here  are  my  ones to  make  me a better  Person this  Year.
1 Gain enough weight to get on the Biggest Loser
2 Get 2 Friends to start smoking  (so I wont  feel so Bad)
3 Stop repeating myself again and  again
4 Enjoy the sweeter  side  of  life M&M's Hershey Kisses
5 Stop procrastinating  I'll do that  next week
6 Stop licking frozen Flag poles
7 Only eat white Snow
8 Check my e-mail at least twice a year

                  Okay Simple  get your  ass  in  here I'm  not  doing  the   work around  here  everyday  again this  Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Simple said...

Hey Everybody, Happy New Year!!!
Hey Plain, I was at Times Square last nite and some guy urinated on me..Then a pigeon shit on my head. I said I may as well just go back to the Ville and hang with the Slavs and Greeny..This is the first Post of The New Year, as you all can see Plain had to jump right on it, so he can go huffin on his fingers and rubbing his chest, and tell everybody that he started everything that is going to happen in the Ville this week. Man is incorrigible..Love Ya T...

Simple said...

sWell still remote, thought I would run into Plain at Floyds, but unfortunately for him he was not there. Just stopped in to wish the guys and gals Happy New Year..Then headed back to my cousins..Time to close up the Ville on the first nite of 2012. Hope everyone has a great year...See you all tomorrow..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS