"It Is Now Post Time.
We're On, Or We'r Off..Today is officially BITCH Day, that is right I am going to Bitch..Number one Simple takes a long router and what happens, everybody is looking for Simple..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? He started this fuckin Ville and ducks off and on like Katinneny Duck!!! Where the hell is Lady Catey?? Yeah then they let it go at that...McHugh shot himself in his ass. Earman, can't vent anymore..Plain whackin..Where are all the pictures McPhoto?? Streebs writes two sentences then runs off with her secret head banging society...What happens to Simple, nobody gives a shit, that I have to live in this fucking menagerie, with a GRRRING Super Squirrel that is half Nuts...An ARKING, ANNOYING PARROT from our childhoods, A one horned alcohlic goat from the pine barrens. Two Slavs hobbling around all day trying to decipher the English language, and last but not least a fucking MeereKat that wears a Marine Corps Hat backwards and speaks African...Does anybody give or take a shit?? NO!! just pounce on the Simple one if he is not doing his duty at the Ville 24/7.. I got news for everybody, Plain, citizens, visitors, critters. It ain't happening anymore I am retiring too 23/6.. anybody that don't like that rule can change it at anytime, that way there are still no rules..
There having said that, January 31st is the first Holiday here at the Ville...Bitch Day.. if you have anything to bitch about such as repeating, politics, A-Z, critters, anything bring it today or forever hold your piece ..look how I spelld peace...ahahahhaha!! that was unintentional....Keep on, or off Bitchin....I am taking a well deserved break....Oh yeah and don't forget I have to try and decode Philosopher Phils Phucked Up Philosophies...
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Man, Simple one, you opened a can of worms. I would like to bitch about Obama, Obuma, Obama, Obuma, Obama, Obuma, Obama, Obuma, Obama,
and all his cohorts, the Congress, the House & Senate, the state of our country, our allowing little shit-ass countries threatening US citizens (and getting away with it), the treatment of our vets, rapists, murderers, child molesters walking among us etc., etc., etc. Whew!!! I could go on and on with this one. About you and the ville menagerie, Bro you can end that anytime you would like. I told you when you allowed the rat with the furry tail and the flying rat in that you were in for a shitload of trouble. And my warning holds true as it grew with the drunken goat, mere, Blat & Slat, am I forgetting anyone? I guess if I forgot something then I did forget it. So you can end it or keep on keeping on! The General has opened an auto insurance company. I kid you not. Saw the commercial last night if you want cheap car insurance just log on to TheGeneral.com. That's where the general has been so you can stop asking Where's the General? Well Simple you asked for it. This comment was more than just a couple of sentences.
End what Strebor?? End what?? There is no end here, could you imagine what that would do to Plain. I can't do that too my younger brother, he would be sick without being able to dance and sing and ride his trike, and give the finger and gifts and run amok on politicians. Besides that, I know some people that actually enjoy these shenanigans, and menagerie, and Phils Thrills, and drunken goats. Yep, I know people that smile everyday..I happen to be one of them..,now about bitchin..The General is selling car insurance HA!! that can't possible be the same GENERAL that I know..So, once again WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL?? See I am tired yelling this shit out..I am going to be up the Yunk Friday, and I am going to find out WHERE THE FUCK THE GENERAL IS HIDING!! I will find you GENERAL!!!!
Plain is going to be too busy whacking his balls for the next couple of days to care about visiting the ville and riding his trike.
I'm Bitching about my cell Phone it's lost and ive only made 3 calls on it.Everone says where did you have it last ? If i knew that I would know where it is! that's the reason I say it's lost. I was talking to simple last week on it.So it's his fault.
but speaking of Bitches I rember when I was on Okanawa and got on a bus and there were no seats left and I'm carrying all this shit and a lady has her Cat sitting on one of the seats, I ask if she could put the cat on her lap so i could sit down she said you americans are so rude no I want my cat right there, so I reached down picked the cat up and threw it out the window,the Lady screams this rotten american threw my cat out the window isn't anyone going to say something? There was a British Royal marine sitting there, he said marine you threw the wrong Bitch out the window.
Now that is a bitchin story Plain.. Oh, yeah I'll bet you and the rest of those toads are salivating at the thought of whacking those balls in this weather..WOW!! what happened to Janvier as they say it in France..Gone, 2012 is now a rollin, it will be Super Bowl Sunday and onto Spring Training, yep, everyday and night we get like this is one less we gotta be thinkin about shovelin and snow blowin, and cabin fever, keep it in the 50's Shwartz...Be back to see if anybody else is bitchin...
Seems like about an hour ago, we were all talking about what a great and wondrous Holiday New Years is, now the first month of the New Year is history..Doesn't seem like much happened..Football Playoffs, some surprises there.. New York Giants in the Super Bowl again, New England (beware)..the Giant has your number..Didn't seem much like January as far as weather was concerned. Streebs likes that..Joe Paterno passed and Jerry Sandusky still is living at home, as Happy Valley crumbled around him, because of his perverse and anti-civiliaztion actions..When is that trial, whenever he is ready..Saw a few primaries on the political scene. The Republicans can vote for a Newt or a Mitt..what the fuck happened to William, John and Bill...Newt and Mitt?? sounds like a projectionist problem for Willy The Worm...The Seals daring raid in Somalia, and the continuing war in Afghanistan, time to get out...that place is a stinkin death trap for anyone that ventures near it..Iraq, Iran, (sick of these four letter work countries), guess they are planning their next bullshit session..see who can piss us off the most..The rest of the world, the economic mess still rules..never thought I would see anything like this as far as the USA was concerned it just goes to show you the power of the almighty dollar..I sure hope something breaks on that scene real soon..I guess we can call January a wrap..clean up the parade, clean up the Ville, get ready to ring in February tomorrow..See you all next month...
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
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