"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. A daily post time, not as easy as you would think..but we try..Gotta tell you this. Phil has these Hold Em games at his house sometimes once a week sometimes twice a week, as you can imagine it is quite a cast of characters.. This one dude intrigues me as to what he is all about, acts like he has known me his whole life, which ain't a bad thing, really a nice guy. Just looks like Frankensteins little brother yep, his name is Frank..So I say too Phil, what is Franks last name? Nstein..He gives me his smirk and says, you ain't gonna believe this, it is the most popular surname in the world..I say Smith.. He says in the WORLD!! not America..I say well Lee or Chang or something Oriental..Nope,, DRUM ROLL EASY!!!!!!!!! IT IS CINTRON!!! and he is right up in my face...CINTRON???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT. CINTRON THE MOST POPULAR LAST NAME IN THE WORLD?? Phil says look it up!! So, here I am looking up Cintron as a last name.. I said, I think that is some kinda wine.., sure enough I am sitting there on VODKADAY lookin up surnames around the world., and guess what DRUM ROLL EASY!!! CINTRON AIN'T ONE OF THEM..Soooo I yell out in my excitement, you are out of your fuckin mind.. Cintron, does not even show up, as a top ten.. He says I'm outta my mind. You been sittin there for two hours on VODKADAY, or night, looking up last names around the world.. Now, who is outta their minds.. Goodnite... That's it, goodnite, Phew!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...By the way, Smith (USA) Chang (World) Cintron (In the mind of Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill).. Hey if you are comin through today, leave a last name the sticks out in your mind, or if not don't.....Later
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Did you ever notice, and I'm sure you did because I think we did something similar to this before, how many first names are also last names, i.e., Andrew Andrews?
Robert Roberts/son
James James/son
William Williams/son
Steven Stevens/son
Charles Charles
Edward Edwards/son
Richard Richards/son
Thomas Thomas/son
David Davids/son
John Johns/son
Joseph Josephs/son
Michael Michaels/son
Martin Martin/son
And, then there is an author Dick Francis. Yeah, we could go on with this one all day. Bring it on!
Depitrantonio White Horse
Hayes Black Horse
Culburt Slav
Schemely Blat
Pioch Terrance
Smith Strebor
Jones Wynne
McCool Gallaway
Keebler Cinaminnson
Kelly Hill
Horvath Crease
Carson Domino
Cassidy Flemming
Turners Lyceum
Gavins Carson
Baker View
Paoli DelMar
Some of the Names that stick out in my mind.........How fucked Up am I? Saturday afternoon thoughts.........LOL
Lets see there's some Great names out there , and some really rotten Parents for picking them.
1 Jack Goff
2 Al Bino
3Ben Dover
4 Eileen Dover
5 Buster Cherry
6 chuck Wagon
And there is a hoast of Dicks out there
1 Dick Bender
2 Dick Burns
3 Dick Hurtz
4 DickRash
5 DickSwett
6 Dick Tator
and of course there's Anita Dick that prolly stands out the most with me shrugs and walks away mumbling see what simple does to me when there's Bad weather out.
Yep, we can blame it on the bad weather. Once upon a time when working for Clover one of my co-workers called in and asked for a certain person. The operator thought it was a legit call and over the pa system said the following, which caused laughter galore, Mike Hunt line 3! Yep, true story; dumb operator.
WOW!! I really didn't mean to cause all of this havoc..Strebor you are just repeating yourself. McTired, you were somewhat of a normal human being when you first started putting your inane musings to work here at the Ville, but my man, I am seriously starting to worry about you. I would just like to ask you..WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?? Plain, I knew what I was getting into with his plethora of improbable observations and rantings. This whole place is incorrigable..I did this to him because he can't go whack his balls today..I want to go with you Toads, and I want to whack all of your balls, like with a hot iron..LMBO.. Thanks General, I know you are lurking around probably with Catey.....Last Names. How about Phil asks me last nite what were the 10 most popular nicknames in 76'ers history..I got them all with a few hints on a few of them.. Got the first two in order.. I yell Wilt The Stilt. he says no..OK Dr. J. number 1. Wilt The Stilt..Yeah but what was his nickname..The Big Dipper. 2. The Answer "we talkin practice." 3. Round Mound of Rebound 4. and and The Boston Assasin. 5. Hey if you come back in, you probably all know who these guys are, see if you can get the next five. I got them with some hints..OK, you can see I got nothing going on today. So, let see how do you spell Porn??
Well, you got the first three:
Wilt The Stilt Chamberlain
Dr. J. Irving or Erving
The Answer/AI - Allan Iverson
Not a big basketball fan but some of the other names I came up with were, Maurice "Mo" Cheeks,
Moses Malone, Darryl Dawkins, Charles Barkley, Tommy Gola - don't know their nicknames tho! But I know J. McC and the master jedi knight, Plain will know all of them.
Cheeks the Boston assin, Barkley the round mound of rebound,Darell Dawkins chocklet Thunder and I hate the NBA And and dont hit that Porn thingy Simple........I was typing in scorn and hit a p instead of s and was stuck on that Porn thing for three Days and mmmmmmmm now my computer is really slow and So am I........shrugs and walks away.
Hey Plain, me too. My computer is really slow..
Name, what is in a name? What is your name? Is that your nickname? I guess everybody has a name, some more famous than others. Some will live on in ifamy..Some will never be forgotten, some will never be remebered. Some we want to forget, some we want to treasure..It is your name. It is unique to you. Nicknames are great and in Manayunk, some people don't even know some of their closest friends real names..Next week sometime we can try some great nicknames, better not to try on a Sunday..On that note I am going to play Hold Em with one of the greatest nicknames of all time..Phil The Thrill From Cherry Hill. I told him most of the thrill is gone.. He said it is all gone.. I don't believe that.
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS.
Listen Simple I can help phil the Thrill from cherry Hill out, if he thinks all the thrill is gone. We can change his name too Phill the Pill from cherry hill. I hear there's these pills that keep you excited for 5 hoursor so, I dont know what you do for the other 4 hours and 58 minutes but there was a tractor tralor of these pills hy-jacked down in Manayunk last week and their saying all the men have risen up since this hy-jacking.........shrugs and walks away taps and claps soft shoes out of the ville.
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