"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..You look at It Is Now Post Time and say, yeah life is a race a fucking rat race.. I haven't heard that too much lately. That used to be a big saying, what a fuckin rat race..Think of that one over your soup, rat race.. I have seen all kinds of races, don't remember ever seeing or betting on a rat race..Speaking of races and spring in general..WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!.. Spring Training starts in four days, now that is a day that should be a Holiday. Give all the kids the day off and show them the ball players, (pitchers and catchers) heading south and let them inside the ball park, too see how everybody gets ready for the season, what their aspirations are, make it a kid day..it could replace valentines day, This could all be done on the Internet. The kids could buy hats and signed balls, shirts and other baseball memorabelia, the Moms and Dads could help out and buy some items themselves, it could be a big sales day and a question and answer day,,,spend their money on something that the whole family likes and can keep..if you don't like baseball just take the day to do something with your kids, if you don't have kids go enjoy a day off..Sure as hell beats, valentines day...Speaking of Spring and Post Time..Just saw the first ten favorites for the Kentucky Derby..Yo, I love horse racing and believe it or not the Derby trials start this weekend...Crazy,, Spring Training, March Madness, Triple Crown of Horse Racing, they don't give the sheople enough time too realize we are getting fleeced.., and that is only in the Sports World.. I will leave the political scene up to Plain.. Wake Up Plain!!! Man is incorigable..I must admit I had to look up how you spell incorigable, becaue he spelled it completely different than me..He told me he wasn't calling me anything bad, he thought incorigable was a nice word.. When I told him what it meant he was like, you, you, been calling me that all these months, chit I didn't know that... Why you runnin Simple?? I still think its funny..Sooooo are you ready AH ONE AND AH TWO AND A HUMPPPPPPPP!!!! There don't you feel better, ain't nothin like a good hump too get one moving.. I better get moving couple of runs too make, talk too you guys later.. Bring anything you want about anything you want..You are all good at that...Just keep it Plain and Simple....
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Hello!! Hey, one of those days, where Simple stands alone..you all have been through them..even here at the Ville..Back at the Ville, things are kinda quite, got a lot of visitors, but hey just rush in and get the fuck out as fast as possible..It is the middle of February and it is 50+ degrees out.. What is that about? What is March going to come in like a Lion and go out like a Lion..Gotta be something coming that looks like winter, but every day like this is one day closer to Spring..Little Streebs is cringing right now, thinking that Simple put a hex on her and she will be seeing snow from now till April.. Don't think so Strebor, then of course, you can ask anybody that knows me and they might recall a time or two that I was wrong. (gag)..Anyway enjoy it while it lasts, and remember Spring Training Day should be a Holiday..Maybe we will make it an official Holiday here at Plain and Simple.. In fact maybe we should make everyday a Holiday here at Plain and Simple..What is that you say?? They already are....Hmmmm, yeah guess you are right...Lets keep it that way.. Happy Hump Day!!!
AND AH ONE AND AH TWO AND AH HUMPPPPPPPP!!! AWWW!! feel much better..
And, the Easter stuff is out on the shelves!
Oh great Simple One, wise jedi knight Plain and great poster
J. Mc, or anyone out there in P&S land, can one of you or all of you tell me when we started calling Wednesday "hump day"? I can't wait to see your replies.
It all started witht the camel. Camels have their humps hidden until they need water,. You know they can go a long time without water because they have humps full when they are needed. Ergo, when the camel went dry his humps would go away. Now his handlers figured out that their best friend, the Camel, would only need to fill up the hump once a week. So if you see a camel on Tuesday, no humps but on Wednesday, two full humps. They would let them drink water until both humps were full. So Wednesday would always be known as hump day. And each day thereafter the humps would slowly go down until Wednesday. HUMP DAY....Now the Dromedary (Camelus dromedarius)is another story with only one hump. We will save that one for another poster or another Day. We don't have a one hump day yet.
As McHumps so profoundly defined Humpday, it made a lot of sense to this Simpleton.. I actually thought it had to do with the Humpback Whales, because when they humped welllllll!! you know everybody humped..Some ancients actually said it had something to do with the HumpBack of Notre Dame. He was the HunchBacks cousin. In the Hump or Hunch family he was known SIMPLY as Hump..and every Wednesday he would walk waddle through the village collecting fruit and veggies, and everybody that saw him said it must be Humpday..I think I will go with McHumps theory on the camels, because the two I just laid out there are truyly SIMPLE. YO! Plain you must be one crazy whacker, right about now, your balls probably don't have any dimples left in them..I was asked by a very important Toad, if I was going to join The Toads.. Ha Ha Ha!! Haa ahhahhhahahhahhahhah Oh chit hahahhhhahhhhhhahah does does hahhahah he hahahahha know who the fuck HHahhaahahhah he is talking too HAHHAhhhahhah join the toads oh chit 911 911 ohhhh chit.....!!!
Hey Plain didn't see your post on Iverson until just now..I don't know if he helped the people that got him into Georgetown, (how they did that is a miracle) and I don't think that the people he took care of monetarily have the means too take care of him.. Would they? Maybe some, I don't know, but I know he took care of them..gangsta yeah, bling, yeah, loyalty yeah..so be it, he never really tried to hide what he was..and as I said he is a very controversial figure and a lot of people don't like him..Me, I can't help it, I just have to respect his loyalty..and I never really did dislike him. Hey everyone is entitled to their opinions..and as I said I know a lot of people don't like him.. so be it....where the hell have you been Plain???
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