"Today Is The 16th Day Of February In The Year Of Our Lord 2012." HAPPY B'DAY MY MAIN MAN PLAIN"

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Teeing Off, are we Plain? Another 50' day here in February..You toads should be pros by the end of this winter..I can see it now..The new name of the club could be, DRUM ROLL EASY.........................."THE PROS TOADS.." Then they could introduce all of you with nicknames..Ladies and Gentleman let me introduce to you The Pros Toads..Here is just one of their foursomes..Babe "Bang Your Balls Any Which Way You Want Witkowski",  Monk "Mash Your Balls Moran", Floyd "If you can't hit your balls flip them Flaherty." and last but not least. Plain "Putt or Put Them Balls Into The Hole Morris." This could be the greatest foursome since The Four Horseman Of The Apocalypse..In fact we could call them the The Four Toads Of Manayunk..Oh yeah and sorry Ladies and Gentleman we must introduce their caddy..Simple, "You gotta be kiddin me, are they really whackin their balls this hard Keebler." This could be a movie, bigger than Tin Cup, bigger than the Natural, this could be the greatest single whacked out Sports Movie of All Time.  I think I am on to something here..Hey McPicture if you got any Toads whackin balls plaster it on here would you please..Notice I am down to begging..Once those guys hit the links and start whacking away, you don't hear from them for awhile. May have to take a ride up the Yunk, after work tomorrow and see if I can get a few of them to autograph their balls for me..Alright Simple enough, leave the Toads to their whacky ways and try and write about something that most people can understand---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHH!!--------------------------------------------------------------Let's See---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------UHM-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Did you see where AHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that guys name UHH----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HMMMM!!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What was that?? The Toad Gremlin has decided to punish me with writers cramp, because I disrespected The Toads, WHOA!! wait a minute Gremlin there was no disrespect meant. I just used their nicknames and said they really whack their balls with authority..No disrespect meant..What the hell Gremlin I am their caddy..well, I put in for the job, technically I didn't get it yet, but I don't see how they can't hire me for a few shillings a day...We were going to do nicknames, so let's go,, we can go A-A or A-Z or anyway you want, see if you can come up with some good ones..Use the sports forum first...If you would, please...

Remember Ted Hendricks:  The Mad Stork..
Ron McDole: The Dancing Bear.
Daryle Lamonica: The Mad Bomber
Joe Kapp:  Indian Joe.
Sal Maglie:  The Barber.
Duke Snyder: The Duke Of Flat bush..
Bring some more talk to ya later..