Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Today is the 21st Day of Feburary in The Year Of Our Lord 2012
I have a lil time so I thought I'd supprize Simple by doing a post before I go wack off some of my Balls.Here it is Fat Tuesday wtf is that? FAT TUESDAY pretty insentive I think, why would they call it Fat Tuesday ? Just because some of us are digging a grave with a knife and fork?I mean we all can't be Slenderella.I mean a mirror to fat People is like Kryptonite,I see people that dont need to be on the internet because there allready world Wide.I was in a japanese resturant and saw this one lady get attacked by all the waiteress because they thought it was Godzillas wife.Then Goodyear wanted to fly her over the Superbowl.If she went to the Airport and bent over to take her shoes off, she would get 10 years in prison for having 10 pounds of crack on her.She tells everyone she is 38 26 36 but that's her left Arm.But we all have problems with weight when we were all down Florida we went in the Ocean to fish and the wales started singing we are Family, saw this one guy laying on the beach in a speedo and greenpeace ran down and drug him in the water, the friggin guy made jabba the Hut look anorexic.So lets eat up peoples Lent starts tomorrow.I'll be back I gotta Wack
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FaT Tuesday, will be followed by Fatter Wensday,obese Thursday, and Fat ass Friday! And now people are complaining because of the fat Tuesday name so I gave you some other alternative names for the rest of the week.The Liberals suggested Husky Tuesday, or Low Carb Tuesday, and Big Boned Tuesday, well I say I'm sick of the Political correct Bullshit, if you look like Jabba the hut go on a diet.I mean ive seen people so big if they were Diagnosed with flesh eating Bacteria their Doctor would give them 87 years to live, smirks and walks off. I'm heading out to get more beads.
Plain, I must say you are one fat guy away from another loss. I also, have too explain, I am still remote as we are transferring equipment from different warhouses at the Ville. Everything should (hopefully) up and running by tomorrow, and I will be able to Post. Plain, I honestly didn't know today was Fat Tuesday, I woulda ate more. In fact you made me hungry. Little known fact, they named fat Tuesday after Minnesota Fats father, Fats Minnesota..yep, that was his real name and man could that fucker eat..So, tomorroww begins the Holy Season Of Lent. WOW! time has a way of movin on baby..OK, I was gonna get into what is happening at the Ville but it will wait until tomorrow..Just a little hint, the critters are celebrating our Anniversary with what Greeny is calling Carnival..something about his Rio roots.. He is Arkin about being a Brazilian Royalty Parrot and I heard he is having parades, charades and all kinds of games on the old dirt road..I hate that fuckin Parrot.. Enjoy the rest of Fat Tuesday, or its synounim, Shrove Tuesday. If you remember when we were kids they would have Shrove Tuesday Dinner in the gym or may have still been the bowling alley at St. John's..See You guys tomorrow..\
TAPS
Shrove Tuesday wtg Simple haven't heard that word since mmmmmmmmm Maybe 8th grade. And it's a lil known fact that the word Shrove comes from the word Shrive which means to confess, from wayyyyyyyyyyy back in the middle ages nods yep it does.And people would confess there sins on shrove Tuesday because they wanted to be forgiven before Lent started and they fasted.And another lil known fact is Shrove tuesday is also called Pancake Day yep it is and it was called that becauseeeeeeeee it was the last day to indulge yourself and use up foods that were forbidden During Lent and they would eat pancakes because they contain fat, butter, eggs all which were foribben during Lent.Crazy I know, but wait til ya hear this.Shrove Tuesday always falls 47 Days before Easter so the Date varies year to year, and ya better sit down now because here is the last of the lil known facts about shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day...........looks around to make sure only the Plain and Simple People get's this........It always falls between Feb 3rd to March 9th. and ya heard it here first on Plain and simple...........more Pancakes Hun........burp.........taps
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