It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Yep, this would be the last day of February, if that stupid Lord didn't Leap..but now we have to put up with another day until Miss March arrives..I guess that is a good thing as we have an extra day to bitch about having an extra day...When you get to be this age it is always good to have another day..Maybe we should add another day to every month, that way we would have all those extra days to wake up on the right side of the sod...I will have to run that one by Phil. Pretty good commercial for the Phils opening day April 5.. Will be heading for Spring Training in March (annual trip), not like the trip with the Merry Men From Manayunk, a little more reserved, but a great trip none the less..For any Phillies Fan that has not experienced Spring Training you should make a point of trying to go..It is a completely different experience than The Bank..very up close and personal, very laid back and everyone really seems to enjoy it, even the ball players, announcers and coaches, as you probably know we have met and had a few with all the above...Last year I had a Santa Claus hat on, the game was in the late innings, and these two giants grab me and ask me to do them a favor..I said sure guys anything (what the fuck is this about?) they said see those four guys over there at that table (four more giants), I said yes I do, how can you miss them...You look crazy enough to go over there and tell them they don't belong there, tell them they have too move...Sure guys no problem..(ahem) So, I in all my glory, and Santa Hat..march on over and these guys are having a blast, and I figure go for it, so I interrupt (something new), HEY!! HEY!! EXCUSE ME!! Yeah, what do you want?? I'll tell you what I want, you guys are in the wrong location, you are not allowed in this area!!!!! With this 6'7'' stands up and says, WHO TOLD YOU THAT!! He was kinda red, and I am kinda tired gettin my ass kicked, so I hurriedly pointed over to the two other giants that put me up to this prank....and yell THEY DID?? Well here the guy that was the antagonist was Chris Simms, and these guys were his teammates on the Tampa Bay Bucs... I knew none of this, when some guy by their table told me who he was..So, now they are all laughing and hugging and I am standing there, waiting for my kudos...I ain't gettin any,,soooooo!! YO!! I DON'T WANNA PAY FOR ANOTHER DRINK AT THE TIKI BAR FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!! They all look and grab me and toss me around laughin, and told me that I was nuts..(never heard that before). Then the quarterback looks at me, and I say HOLD IT MAN!! YOU ARE PHIL SIMMS!! He says close, I am his son...I say PHIL SIMMS THE SECOND!!! CHRIS, MY NAME IS CHRIS.... I said then I have no idea who you are...Well his boys are hysterical, and they bought me drinks for as long as I kept buggin them..Good guys having a good time, glad I could help out..Right after that I met Sam Pelozzo and his sister and her husband, another Spring Training Story...As I said, if you young uns never experienced it, it is another way to experience baseball, it a much more laid back setting..
Went a little off on the muslims yesterday, just really sick of it man...don't want to get into it today. I am sure in the near future, if they don't try and take me out, that they will give me a lot too bitch about..I did read a business article where we actually export oil..yep that oil, we export it, now you know if we are importing 1 million gallons a day (hypothetically), and exporting 1/2 million a day, it makes no sense, unless, unless, there is somehow a profit too be made...!! Anytime you think the powers too be don't fuck over the sheople just read shit like this...Plain did allude to this fact in a past post...He is also right about our importing oil from the middle east..Our number one supplier of oil..Numero Uno..Drum Roll Easy............................................................................................CANADA, would you have guessed that..In extracting and refining oil...Russia is Numero Uno..Saudi Arabia is number two..., and DRUM ROLL EASY.......................................................U.S.A. number three...So why are prices slowly inching towards 4.00 a gallon.. Number 1. Profit for the Profiteers that run the oil companies...Number two. Fleece the sheep while they still have some wool, worry about the consequences later..Number three. Supply and Demand.. We demand they supply, AH!! but at what cost..As I said yesterday, your average working family cannot afford to pay 4.00 a gallon for gasoline..That is a preposterous amount of money to pay, for something that is so plentiful and evidently pretty available right here in our own Country....When I talk about the sheople getting fleeced and how much I hate muslims, and things of a serious nature, it is for the future generations our children and our grand children. They have already done most of the damage to our generation, I am living proof. It is the younger people that are going to really have it rough.. It has started already.....Talk to you later...TTYL. I still don't know what IDK means...
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28th of February, a good day for me, one of my beautiful granddaughters is 15 today.
Bro, we can go on talking about this oil and arab situation until we are blue in the face or hell freezes over, nothing is going to happen to change things as long as the money-men are getting richer and richer and the sheople are getting poorer and poorer. I don't think poorer is a word but this language, as you always say, is fucked up, just like the world! Feel sorry for our grandkids, they are going to be the ones that suffer from the greed that has been cast upon us. Pray for the good old USA!!!!!
Walks in with my Hands out and question marks all over my Face. Simple Simple Don't you realize what the 29th of February is?Wayyyyyy more important than just Leap Year, My God Man it's Saddie Hawkins Day!!!!!!!! This is when all the single girls Can Pick a Husband it's why I hide every 4 years. Not that too many would Pick me , but one might and mmmmmm they might not want me to Golf!My wife is the Greatest in the world she tells me at night why the Hell don't you go Golfing.I say it's Dark out Baby and she says why dont they make an indoor Golf Course or put lights on the one's they have ? Both good questions. But anywho if your a single guy Watch out the Saddie Hawkins Girls will be hunting you down.
Yep, Plain, girls can ask boys to marry them on Feb. 29th and Sadie Hawkins originated in the "Lil Abner" comic way back in the
1930's. St. J's held a yearly Sadie Hawkins Dance sometime in the Fall. No boys attended cause they were afraid they would get asked to dance by the not-so-attractive ladies. Bad Boys!!! Later on all the weekly dances had one or two lady's choice dances. Boys used to run away from them too! Bad Boys!!! Hey Simple, Plain or Finn, want to dance? Ahem, I don't remember any boys running away from me but I ran away from a lot of them. Bad Boys!!! Jitterbugging and chuckling, BBL.
Hey is anybody having trouble reading these stupid words in order to prove you're not a robot. Where the hell is McFinn?
I'm here...........or there.......or everywhere.......So Feb has another day, huh? Have no idea what to do with an extra day. It throws my complicated system off. Is Thanksgiving on Fiday this year? Is the 4th of July on the Fifth and Christmas on the 26th. Phew, be glad when this year is over. Those dances at St. J's were a trip. Especially when four of us would steal milk bottles and divide a gallon of Mogen-David Port into 4 quarts and then go dancing with that sugar sticky wine all over our hands. On the ladies choice thing the girls could ask you and you had to say yes, but if you asked them they could say no. What amendment was the right to vote given to them.........Gloria Steinem started a lot of shit......did she start "Burn the Bra"? That was the best thing that came out of that time. So this is the last day of February.....Ok... March on March on.........
Well , I think it is rude for the Boys to run away when the girls ask.esspecially back in the day.I was taught To never turn a Girl down, to be a gentleman and , always say yes and be respecful.It's just none of those Bitches ever ask me to Dance. Not until tonite anyway!!!!!!!Yessssssssssssss spins strebor around as we Tango across the floor. So happy I CAN DANCEEEEEEEEE, and there's no Mr Zimbaldo to break us apart.Spins , twirls,splits, then Moon Walks off the Stage Yelling Thank You Strebor Thank You.
Well , I think it is rude for the Boys to run away when the girls ask.esspecially back in the day.I was taught To never turn a Girl down, to be a gentleman and , always say yes and be respecful.It's just none of those Bitches ever ask me to Dance. Not until tonite anyway!!!!!!!Yessssssssssssss spins strebor around as we Tango across the floor. So happy I CAN DANCEEEEEEEEE, and there's no Mr Zimbaldo to break us apart.Spins , twirls,splits, then Moon Walks off the Stage Yelling Thank You Strebor Thank You.
All of a sudden this new format just leapt out at us.. You gotta be careful with this leaping shit, especially out here in the pines. I swear these spiders leap..like I said it seems I have lived and even went too school with bugs all my life, and I have seen my share of really alien looking insects, but spiders leaping?? Maybe they are lord spiders..
Sadie Hawkins, little known fact..I actually went out with her, yep, she asked me out back in leap year of 19 uh (you ain't gettin me, I ain't sittin her figuring that shit out.), 19 hundred and 70 something..I didn't know she was Sadie Hawkins, so I said no, I gotts go to Turellas..Welllll!!! forget that shit, she hit me with some kinda goolagong stick they make only in Applachia, and the next thing I know I am in a cabin somewhere in the wilderness of West Virginia, tied to a bed.. I had these large black boots on a red table cloth looking shirt, black pants and suspenders..UH never mind that was last Friday.. I digress..when Sadie got back to the cabin she whacked me with the stick again and says, now are you going to go out with me.. I said yes, under one condition..Big Old Sadie says, what condition.. I says, that you untie me, put that goolagong down and we have sex...Sadie immeditatly if not sooner started untying me, she put the big stick right next to the bed..As soon as I was free and she was pulling her smock over her much oversized head, I whacked that bitch with the goolagong and took off across the Ozarks like Lil Abner Doubleday...I only stopped once at a still I found in SouthWestern Pennsylvania, there was just one other guy drinking there and I said hey, I am running from that Sadie Hawkins chick.. How about you? He said no he just came down to drink out of this magic still that he had heard about..I said what is so magic about it, he said supposed to make you a good quarterback in football. I said yeah right, see ya later.. Oh by the way my name is Ernie Keebler... He said "Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friend." My name is Joe, Joe Montanna....
TAPS...
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