"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Just got another taste of this wondrous judicial system we have in New Jermany..Some female judge about 40-45 years old, lording over the sheople and fucking loving it..Please rise, you gotta be fucking kiddin me.. The sheople are lined up 60 deep, for violations from seat belt to speeding..These are the sheople that are pleading innocent..I am there as a star witness as one Phillitterer The Thrill, is charged with littering, as he threw a piece of lint out the window, while we were pulled over for not wearing seat belts..Are you fucking kiddin me. The cop is standing at the window telling us that we are getting tickets for not wearing seat belts and Phil, takes a little piece of lint and throws it out the window. You may have thought he committed murder, no never mind, then he would still be home awaiting trial..You threw a piece of paper out the window..No I didn't, it was a piece of lint. I said, yo man, what is your problem, we are just out here working, why you gotta pull that on him..He's getting a littering ticket..OK, I am thinking shut the fuck up, you can't win..and you can't. Now mind you these are New Jermany township cops, not police officers that patrol Camden, and Trenton, and Newark, these township finest drive up and down route 70, and give tickets to two old guys and older old ladies. They sicken me..Anyway, in the courtroom, and Phillitterer gets postponed, and I am walking out saying they wasted my whole morning for a piece of lint, if anyone does not find this ridiculous, you are fucking ridiculous..PULLLEEZZZE there are child molesters walking around and sheople don't know it, and litterers that throw shit all over the highways and bye ways of the good old USA.., the child molesters should be dead, and the litterers should be fined, but a piece of lint..how the fuck do I get involved in this shit..It infuriates me..Number fuckin one if you are eighteen years old, and old enough to kill, but not for votin, and you don't want to, or in some cases can't wear a seat belt who the fuck is some government jerk-off to tell you, you have too..I was in a 1984 Mercury, I wasn't even sure if it had seat belts..it did, but one didn't work..I just strapped it on.. This Simpleton thinks, that anyone that gets a ticket for not wearing a seat belt should decline paying it. I suppose they would then revoke your driving privileges, because as you know every fucking so called freedom we have is a privilege..Well guess what if all the sheople just said I ain't payin it, do what you want..Read that again ALL THE SHEOPLE!!!! Ain't fuckin happening because it didn't happen to that particular sheep..So once again city hall throws you alone up against the establishment and some fucked up law, and you pay..Will Phil pay, I don't think he will the last I heard him, he was yelling something about Marshall Law and Kangaroo Courts, and I'll go to the grand jury.. I have just one little problem with that, I am his star witness, if I have to go in front of a jury for a piece of fucking lint, they just may as well get me three hots, my cot and my boyfriend ready, because I will flip the fuck out....
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OMG!!! What utter fucking nonsense!
Glad I don't reside in New Jermany.
On a lighter note, Punxatawney Phil (no relation to Phil the Thrill, at least I don't think so but I may be wrong; if I am wrong then I am not right) saw his shadow and we are in for another 6 weeks of winter; winter, did you say winter? I have a sickening feeling that before winter has turned into Spring that we are going to get hit with some bad weather big time, which will not allow Plain to be whacking his balls.
From yesterday, hey Political Analyst. If you were calling the candidates A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, kudos to you..If you were calling the people commenting a BUNCH OF ASSHOLES..Have the decensy and courage to use your name..I don't care if you call me an asshole.., but leave everyone else out of the equation..OK..So just type in your name, and we will have a conversation..If not, WELLLLLL!!! THEN WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL ASSHOLE IS..DON'T WE!
The Hog saw his shadow, how the hell did he see his shadow they pull him out by his tail at 4 A.M. poor son-of-a-bitch didn't know what hit him.. Little known fact the GroundHog is the largest of the Squirrel family, yep look it up, and if you look at his front teeth they are made for chewing through rock and twigs., they look exactly like Sammy's teeth only bigger.. He was screaming this morning to let his big cousin sleep in. He called all those people in Punxatwney A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES GRRRRRRRR!!!
I didn't know you guy's gave up anthing for lint!I gave up giving things up for lint years ago. But if you guy's need a good Lawyer let me know everything will be fine. prolly about a 150 dollar Fine. Plus Lawyer fees,you should have had Donkin Donuts on the seat they would have never noticed you didn't have seat belts on.But first off Simple they can't give you a ticket for no seat belts on , unless they have a reason to pull you over in the first Place.But I do have a remedy for your problem of not wanting to wear a seat Belt. I invented a strap on seat belt like the safteys used to wear at saint Johns you just wear it all the time, even in a 1984 mercry it looks like you have it on and you can even hang a coffee cup on it it sells for 195.00 dollars but for this first time offer you can get it for 20 bucks and if you call right now you get two of them. Let me know how many you need simple. And I heard Phil saw his shadow, so thats 6 more weeks of winter,but how could phil miss his shadow it covers all of south jersey. Smirks and walks away.
Plain I hate to disagree with you oh wise Jedi Knight but I think it is mandatory that we now wear seat belts and the gestapo can stop us for just that both in New Jermany and PA. I may be wrong, and if so, I apologize. But if I'm not wrong then I'm probably right.
Hey Political Analysist..Ernest F. Keebler is my name..Now what is yours ASSHOLE..!
I love February.........It is a short month, politics are flying...differences abound.....Plain can whack in a non-whacking month.....Simple is going to jail with Phil............Maybe community service for both of them........Pooolitical Analyst isn't a friendly neighbor of the Ville, but absolutely can express his opinion........but nevertheless, hearts day is coming and leap day will soon be hear......so what the fuck........
Poo on you Poooolitical Analyst.
OK, Obama is going to win.......Mitt doesn't have a clue about the people in this country....The Donald will help him I'm sure......At least we know what we have with Obama.........With the Mitt it will be a tough ride all over again, his way.....4 more years then someone else has to take to helm.........I watch the View so I know what I am talking about....
James J. McCool Jr....Irish Catholic.....Not Born Again...I beleive in Bingo Nights, Beef and Beer and Monte Carlo Nights....
Gotta leave the Ville for a little while. Going to answer Graham Crackers question..that is my real name Graham.and I don't have too sell cookies, with all of my knowledge why would I do that..and guess what Grahmmie, I know who you are...McMoniker heading up the Yunk tomorrow. Why don't you take a ride on down..EKCS,,,
You know what, kinda quiet here on Groundhog nite. all the critters are burrowed in they think they are getting snowed under tonite.. hey Political Analyst just call me Simple, you don't have too call me Dear... On that note in all of my infinite wisdom, may as well call it a Groundhogs Day. May as well call it a Groundhogs Day..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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