"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off, if we're not off we're on, or if we're not on we're off..Hi Phil...OK everybody ready for your exercise..AH ONE AND AH TWO AND AH THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUMPPPPPPPPPPP!!! There don't you feel better already..I know I can't get off the floor, I think I threw my back out. Now, there is a good one, how the fuck do you throw your back out? What do you get in the outfield, or out in the infield, and put your hands behind you and grab your back and throw it somewhere? Yeah come to think of it that might make it hurt...How about this movie, GOAT. It is a crime drama that takes place in a prison, but it should be about a one horned alcoholic GOAT that lived on Rt. 206 and could drink any man I ever met under the proverbial table..There's another one. Little known fact. I can drink him under the table was first heard in Cookstown Northern Ireland, yep, right out of the mouth of an original O'Hagen clansman.. He used to walk into the Pub in Belfast in his kilts and challenge any man in the house to a drinking contest..They would put two bottles of Irish Whiskey, hot tea and cloves, yep, the first hot toddy was invented..Then these two Irishmen, would start downing these shots at an alarming rate. The bet was the first one that hit the floor and went under the table was the loser...Thus the term, "I drank him under the table was born." Long live the O'Hagan clan...Actually some of my Irish family is named the O'Hagan's. Hmmm I wonder if they had anything to do with that?? Anyway back to the "GOAT" One Jahr'i Evans, he plays offensive line for the New Orleans Saints, and he is from Philly, he has a part in the movie..He cleans up Goat shit during the breaks..Real quick, I believe the real plot is about GOAT fighting, yep, they get two GOATS and let them ram the fuck out of each other until one goes down..or one of them knocks the horns off the other one..That is where Billy comes in, as you know he knocked his one horn off when he slid down the bar at the Pic-A-Lilly Inn in the Pine Barrens and he is a legend for it..So, when the GOATS are fighting they throw Billy into the ring and he only has one horn, sort of like a Unicorn of GOATS, and they show a close up of all the people cheering him, because the other GOAT don't have any horns..Yep, can't wait to see this movie.. Hey A-Z anything to do with boxing..not boxers boxing..Let me try and start off this quest for infinite knowledge..
A-Art, come on it is an art..
B-Boxing Gloves.
C-Center of the ring
D-DING!!
E-E-E-E-????
F-Fight
G-GONG!! I STINK!!!
12 comments:
Lets see Simple left off with g and going, Gloves would have been better, but i'm glad he's going.
H Hit, hurt
i intellegent
j jab
k kill smirks
l lunge
m mame
I'll be back
No whackin the old balls today Plain? Better get on out to the links and Hurricane said it is going to snow tomorrow. I guess that makes him part of the squirrel family..Let's see where did you leave off..
N-
O-OUT!!
P-Punch DRUNK (knew that one real quick)
Q-Quit as in "NO MAS"
R-Referee
S-Stitches.. Be back with Plain..
E-----Evander Holyfield
T-----TKO
S-----Standing 8 Count
U-----Upper Cut
V-----Violence
W-----Weight Class
X-----Xylocaine
Y-----Yumping Rope
Z-----Zexciting
Willy Shake His Spear says for Simple:
"The fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself to be a fool"
Where is Politically incorrect?
Where is Catey?
Where is Strebor?
Where is the General?
Where is Floyd?
That Billy Shake His Spear was something else man..
Simple says. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a Simpleton then open it and remove all doubt..just sayin..
Yumping Rope??? and you say that you were confused..Zexciting..Evander Holyfield, I think that is a boxer. Man McFinn you are a treasure...
I know I have my own planet, religion, philosophies, politics, poker skills, and just about anything else that is human, but man you are flying around somewhere on your own dude..
To answer your questions as to the whereabouts of certain beings..
Politically Incorrect-Got Flushed With The Rest Of The Shit.
Catey-She is spitting and peeing and hiding..
Strebor-Probably wondering how the hell she got into this in the first place. Probably hiding with Catey.
General-Just got done talkin to him. He is alive and doing fine..
Floyd-Come on...ECKS! Talked to him yesterday, about guys just missing big money in those block pools, that game was like crazy numbers all day, one number here and there cost guys a lot of money..guess it wasn't meant to be..I remember one time I missed the 33 pool, I think a guy missed a field goal..then I hear that Dave Jr.'s wife missed it because a guy missed an extra point. WOW!! that is a hard way to lose...that 33 pool pays pretty large...
Here I am! Had to perform some Grandmotherly babysitting last night. Loved every minute of it. They are acting like this is going to be the storm of the year; however, they are only calling for a coating to an inch. Go figure! I had to stop at the Acme for just a few items (not because it was going to snow) just because I needed some stuff. Crowds are descending on all super markets. Unbeeelievable!
Ali
bout
corner
dangerous
exciting (not to me; hate boxing)
fancy footwork
gritty
horrible
intense
junky
kick ass
last round
macho
no-no
oops (he fell down)
punch
quick (if it ends after 1st round)
ring
sounds
tko
under-belly punch (a no-no)
victory
win
x-rays
yelling
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz someone is out cold
For someone who hates boxing I did fairly well, and I beg to differ with you Simple, but it is not an art. It is brutal!!!
About our fave goat, was he recently visiting someone in Australia. I saw on the news where a goat was causing major havoc somewhere in Australia. He kept alluding the animal control people. Couldn't tell if he had one horn tho! I know our Billy gets around so who knows maybe it was him.
Sorry J.McC, I used the same boxing term for T as you did (TKO). So I would like to change my T to towel as in the throwing in of.
xyocaine isn't that what mayweather uses?And you stole my Zexciting Finn McQuestions sighhhhhh.
n nicked
o
p punch
q quick
r right cross
s stick and move
t tag
u undercut smirks
v veloisity
w weave or wright cross to Elmer Fludd
and we already have y and z
I knew all of these because I was Kid Candle yupppppp it's a lil known fact that Plain fought under the name of Kid Candle my record was unblemished O and 28 they were my feet on friday Night fights ( 1 )
! !
( ) Bring back memories?
I'll be back, And where the hell is Catey?
Yessiree that Kid Candle he was something else, in fact, I heard later in life he started his own BlogSite, KidCandle.BlogSpot.Com. I remember the night he got in a fight with The Lightweight Champ of the World. One, Auggie Panatellas..Kid Candle moved in for the win, and I just can't seem to remember what happened after that, you know how those kinds of things happen real fast. Well this was reallllll fast..Don't make me laugh Plain..I am already smilin thinking about your reponse..
Well , actually I got a lil scared fighting Auggie good thing the cops came up and broke it up I was ready to duke him up. And I would have been 1 and 27 and ruined my record.Lolllllllllllllll Even Auggie laughed and hugged me .I told the cops I started it and we were cousins it was a family thing, it's why they let us go. Once they left Auggie goes thanks pal that was quick thinking I would of been in lots of trouble! I said you fucker they saved your ass from a good asskicking. And mmmmmm we wont say who started it all. Whistles sweet georiga Brown and walks away.
Lollllll Simple Auggie hit me so hard with that overhand right I saw stars , stripes heard bells and lucky for me that car was behind me, it was like 25 feet away or I would have gone down,lol thats when the cops pulled up and he was moving in for the kill thank God he missed me twice. He said you bob and weave pretty good, lil did he know I didn't know where I was and was just trying to stand up.
I can still see it now, Auggie sure was a lucky man, them cops got there when they did.., as for who started it, hmmmm! those things happen so fast, sometimes when you get older you forget..LOL!! one story in a million Plain. Gotta get outta this place. Out on the road. I believe probably remote..So, if someone would kindly blow TAPS tonight, that would be well appreciated..If I can get back later I will..Critters are quite, they went hard last night. They even had me believin that this new GOAT movie is about Billy, the one horned drunk..
TAPS>>>>>>>>>>>>
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