Saturday, March 17, 2012

It's the 17th Day Of March( Paddys Day) In The Year Of Our Lord 2012

Hic errrrrrrrrrr  ahhhhhhhh  Hic taday Is Paddys  day, top of the Marnin to ye Lads and  Lasses.As ya can see Simple's computer is still Drunk er sick I  mean.Last i  saw  Simple was  when he  was  bragging about  hitting  another  Horse and  telling  how  him and Billy keenan  killed them yesterday. So here  comes  young Ernie  and  Phil the Thrill from Cherry  Hill to  pick  up  Simple.Simple  tells   everyone have  a  drink I'm  leaving  it's  on  me!!!!!!!! Well Phil tells Simple  give  me  5  bucks  we are  betting a Horse  then  leaving.Well Simple  hands  him the  5  bucks  and  he is  ranting  and  raving and bragging about  his  big  win  yesterday. And  he's  telling  Tommy take  the  drinks  out  of  our  winnings  when  this  race  is  over.Well   here comes  the  horses  down  the Stretch and  simple's  horse  is comming on  hard it's  nose to  nose  with  the  1 and 2  Simple  is  screaming  his  head  off  lets  go  @ lets  go  2 us  New  Jermany  guy's  know  our  shit  here  he  comes  he's  got  it. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2  wins  the  race  going  away. Pays  10.40. they  have  it five  times  so  they  win  another  50  Bucks! Simple  is  prancing  around  the  bar  like  the Duke of  Paduka like  his  shit  dont  stink,he  yells  in  my  face  i  told  you  we  had  it. I  just  stared  at  him  and  smirked, as  Phil  walks  over  and  says  Ern  he  gave  me  the 2 Horse!!!!!!!! Simple  said  ohhhhhhh  well  errrrrrrrrr  ya  ready  to  go  thats  what I  would  have  picked too.God  I  love  my Brother  from another  Mother, my man Simple is  a  Trip.

4 comments:

Simple said...

This puter is still drunk. Can't get out of this town. Plain gettin ready to leave and little eddie wit our polish brother captured me. And oh yeah thanks for showing him how to double up. Wound up with a morris from another generation by the name of Keith who was with a ref and the stories about Floyd and simple and plain and yeah all the boys started. When the ref was leaving' he stopped at the machine and thanked me and babe and said guys I haven't laughed that hard in years. Sorta get that reaction from a lot of people when we tell those stories. Yo where is mcfinn. This should be his time of year. Can't get outta this place.

Plain said...

I gotta get out of this place if it's the last thing I ever do................there's a better life for me and youuuuuuuuu.............Yeah Simple, most people can't belive the things we did, do,and still sometimes amaze ourselves.But ya only go around once in life so ya might as well make the Best of it.Hell if i knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of Myself.have a Great paddys day all.

Strebor said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day all you crazy-assed citizens. Hope you all had as great a day as I did. Celebrated my daughter's birthday with my family. Have a great night and a better tomorrow!

Finn McSpent said...

Yes, just got back from a St. P's party and am beat......Hope all had a good time. Saw a rainbow and been chasing that little fucker at the end all day today and yesterday. Couldn't check in but glad the horses treated you well.....I think.....God what \would you so without Plain and Phil.....And Christ don;t forget that Guardian Angel that sits on your shoulder.......Take care and stay out of harms way,,,,,,,,RIGHT.....TAPS......Erin go Braless........ALl the time