It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Oh,,poor Plain and the Toads, no goofing today.. In fact I just called one of the Toads, Mr. Edward Babe Witkowski to see if he wanted to come over and help us unload ten tons of material...He answered the phone and I say Hey Babe..He says, I ain't going today..I said, you ain't golfing? He says no. I said well why don't you come on over and help us take a load off..He says, who is this Ernie, I say yeah, who did you think it was...He starts laughin, says, I thought it was Terry asking if I was gonna go golfing...ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME!! THAT IS WHY YOU SAID, I AIN'T GOING TODAY!! That Plain would call you on a day like this to go golfing!!! All you guys are incorrigable..Eddie says Thanks Ern.. Glad none of them no what that means..LOL!!! Anyway waiting for the crew...unload, load, unload, load, this work I do sounds like a drinking problem..Oh yeah, got one of them too..but it is just a problem for other people.. I ain't got no problem with it.. OK guys, girls and whatevers..It is Thirstday, and I gotta get ready for Vodkaday.. The critters have been kind of quite, they are afraid that I jinxed them and we are really going to have a miserable Miss March..So be it.. Remember if you don't like the weather move....YO ERN!! you ready??.. If I wasn't ready Phil, I wouldn't be here..Yeah but you gotta be ready...I'm ready Phil... Hey Ern, you know if your not ready, your not ready....PULLLEEZZZZZE!! not in the morning Phil...Ern it is the most important time to be ready...if you ain't ready in the morning, you ain't ready..OK! Phil I don't know if I am ready... I KNEW IT!! YOU AIN"T READY!! Phew, the shit I gotta put up with around here.
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Whoaaaaa I thought I was the one that was incorrigable? Babe better not be usurping me Thats pseudonyms and Balderdash.It is I Plain the jedi Knight that is Omnipresent, and have magnanimous thoughts Tuesday and Thursday when Babe isn't allowed out.And Babe does another Phil when you call him. He usually says I'll be there if I show up, but If i'm not there by 10 I wont be there!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr That wasn't anon It was Plain and this is driving me insane.
Omnipresent and magnanimous, VERY IMPRESSIVE. But, then again should we expect anything less from our very wise Jedi Knight?
By the way did you see this week's issue of The Review? One of the headlines is "The Toads Are Coming,
The Toads Are Coming". Yep, that's what it says. Take it away P & S!
Well are you and the Thrill starting in Cherry Hill and working your way to Omelette Harbor removing the counties of sewer grates and manhole covers. They are bringing good money and you two have the means and know how.........I wonder if there is a whistler blower reward for your antics.........You won't find any on the back road of the pines so stick to the main highways. Do the Admiral Wilson too...........
Yeah Strebor the Toads cross the Roads from March 1st til April 15th.I need an act Of Congress to get home during this time.You got Old ladies with Pump shot Guns, Detours,EMT's, Cops and the National Guard.Blocking every road around the Schuykill Valley Nature Center. A bug can't even get thru, but we can't protect our Boarders in Mexico. Go figure.........throws up my Hands and walks away.
Hey Plain, instead of getting all exasperated and throwing your hands up in the air.. Just get all of your friends together and start crossing the road with the other Toads.. no problem. people get out of your way, nobody is allowed to fuck with you, and as the EPA, DPA, SPCA, KGB, and FBI try and throw the book at all of you.. You can all yell at the same time..WE ARE TOADS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not expasperated I'm Catholic.But mmmmmm these Toads are a Pain in the ass crossing the Roads.These tree huggers are all nuts.Why dont they do something about the Eagles and Hawlks that eat them ?Why just make people suffer and go miles out of their way to get Home.I'm hopping mad about this. I hope they all croke, smirks.
I know this one toad was crossing Port Royal Ave and this eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole, as the Eagle was flying up higher and higher the Toad was crawling thru his belly and he got down to the Eagles ass and pulled it open and yells omggggggg Eagle how fucking high up are we? And the Eagle looked back and said 20,000 feet.And the Toad said omg you wouldn't shit me now would you ?
Oh, thanks for clearing that up for me Plain. I thought they were talking about you and the golfing buddies. Smirks and walks away!
Everybody is doing some smirking today.. I just might have too take a ride up the Yunk and get some smirks in myself.. I know one thing is for sure, I am going to Port Royal Ave. and make sure nobody messes with My Main Toad Babe...or Butchie or Plain, or Monk, or Fergie, or Floyd, or or who else is a toad Plain? The General? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!!!!!! Probably trying to cross Port Royal Ave. LOL.....
No response from one of the head Toads Plain...I hope he didn't get squashed by some liberal riding down Port Royal Ave. I am outta here man.. Got more material to separate than a sheep shearer, frm Shemington, Austraila Mate...Got left out at the Ville with the critters, everybody took off about 8 O'clock and one of the guys needed my car..I forgot to like maybe buy some food.., so the best thing anyone can do when they are hungry, is adapt, overcome and survive..a handful of pretzels, and slam a ginger ale..a beer if it is your BEERDAY.. recipe for a full stomach...See ya tomorrow..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
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