"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off.. Well almost, couple more days..Ladies and Gentlemen, Spring has Sprung, that's correct Spring Sprung officially at 1AM this morning.., Did anybody notice?? It could have been February 20th or even January 20th or December or November 20th..The only time Spring left was too let summer in...Old Man Winter, he just kept rolling along, nobody gave him any respect this year..It was 78' in Chi Town yesterday..Global warming anyone..Don't know about that, but I do know I never had too scrape ice off of my windshield all winter..or non winter.. I gotta admit, I have been around for quite a few of these icy and snowy months, and I really thought we would see some sorta storm, before it was over, but it don't look that way, unless of course we get whacked with a snow storm in Florida..I think it was colder there yesterday than in Philly..Crazy man.. I never remember a winter without at least one big snowstorm...and many a morning scraping that ice off of the windshield..Did I miss it?? Fuck No.. it can stay away from now until I take that dirt nap, which by the looks of me after that last weekend ain't far off..Just think tomorrow night, I will be running around the bunker looking for clothes to throw in the duffel bag..most of the other travelers will be packed and sleeping peacefully, not the Simple one, I will be trying to match up white socks, hmm this one has a gray heel, this one don't, blacks socks just throw them in, underwear, couple pair of tighty whities few clean colored ones four shirts a pair of jeans, and my shaving gear.. Let's not forget a Marine Corps Hat, oh yeah, I gotta buy a new one of them at the American Legion..Meere stole one of mine and another is wrecked.. Time for a new hat and that will be my gift too myself..Also, a friend asked me to get an autographed ball,. can you see me asking one of those ball players for his autograph?? Now, that is a tough assignment..I guess I will try, this is for a good friend...naturally a younger person.. I honestly was never big on that autograph thing. I used too tell them I had a more famous name than them.. Then when I would tell them my name they wouldn't believe me.. OK, gotta get some work done...be back too see what is happening...Is there anybody out there past, or present whose autograph you have or would like too have. Bring it on in...
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Well Simple the only Autograph I would like to have is that of Billy Shakepeare cause it's worth about 3 Million and thats the only reason. Cause they all put their pants on just like I do,one leg at a time. I mean Hemingways signature is worth alot, so is F.Scott Fitzgerald and James Joyce.And that's because their all good writers well so are we! Did they ever have a Blog nooooooooooooooooooooooWhat about are writtings? How About McFinn and Strebor?We all may go down in History as the greatest Pencil Pushers of all time.So to answer your question about autographs pffffffffff I's sell those suckers in a New York Second don't care who's it is or what they did I'm not impressed especially with these asshole Prima Donna sports Pigs.Smirks and walks away.
Plain, Plain, we are rich I just happen to have an autograph of one Billy Shakehisspear, just gotta find it..gotta be in the bunker somewhere, come on Simple, three million, get these tighty whities in the bag, get this tastykake wrapper out of here.. It has too be somewhere..Meere!!! Hatoona Matada Simple..Hey Meere, you see an autograph around here?? A what? Autograph, Autograph dude, somebody's signature.. Simple where I come from we eat autographs..What ever do you mean Meere?? You eat autographs?? Yeah are they those pieces of paper with ink on them that look like human names?? Yeah Meere that's it, that's it.. I told you Simple, where I come from we eat them...Meere tell me you didn't eat one here in the bunker.. Tell me Meere..I may have Simple. Why are you all red and glowing and why are the veins poppin out in your HEADDDD!!!!!! I'll kill you, you fuckin KAT!!! HATTOOBBBBAA MATABBBBAAA SIMPLE!!! YOUR FUCKIN CHOCKIN ME!!!! DID THAT AUTOGRAPH HAVE SHAKE HIS SPEAR ON IT??? I DON'T (COUGH COUGH COUGH),, SAMPLE!!!! VOT DA FOOCK ART YOUT DOINT..YOUT ART KILLINT MEERE!! SON OF A BITCH ATE A 3 MILLION DOLLAR AUTOGRAPH!! HAY SAMPLE VERE HE COMES FROMT DAY IT AUTOGRAPPS!! SAMPLE?? SAMPLE?? VE BEDDER GOT OUDDA HERE, HE HAST A FAR AVAY LOOK INT HIST EYES!! SAMPLE, IST LOOKINT CREZY AGAIN.. LATS GET OUTTA DA BONKER, HE IST LOOKING AROUNDT FER SOMETHINT, MIGHT BE DAT TING HE CALLS THE SHOOTGUN.........Curled up in a ball, I know that Kat ate Shake his spears autograph, me and Plain are out 3 million.. Phew the shit I gotta put up with around this place....
Chase Utley's autograph- quess I'm shit out of luck as he has vacated Spring Training. Will any of us ever forget his speech after the parade down Broad St. in 2008? Let's not forget! He was the heart of that championship team and there may never be another one like him. Does this give you reason to believe that I'm a huge Chase Utley fan? I am liking Hunter Pence a whole lot and hope that he will someday fill Chase's cleats. Caught a couple of balls at a couple of games at Spring Training but never fought the crowds to get them autographed. My neighbor just got back from Clearwater; she said it was very hot down there and the players were not happily giving out autographs. She said she had a great time but the Phillies magic has seemed to disappear. Attention Yunkers heading out on Thursday "bring it back". We're leaving on a jet plane..........!
Ok, you Merry Band of Men, and Maid Marian, heading off for the good life of Spring Training.It would be great if you can get me an autograph of my main man Ponce-De-Leon. I met him once in a Bar, Trader John's, on the Panhandle, Pensacola. He was very busy and didn;t have time for signatures. Nice guy, young looking and very tan.. Loved his hat and clothes. A little wet, but clean. So if you see him try to corner him for an autograph....And you are leaving Thursday, the 22nd....Right??????Who knows.......
Right McAutograph we are leaving on the 22nd and returning on the
27th. Funny you should mention old Ponce or should I say young Ponce. A lot of guys in Sunny Florida tell us that they are Ponce DeLeon. You know they call California LaLaLand but Florida isn't far behind.
Does Simple know the dates? 22nd to the 27th of what, Simple.....Better call him Maid Marian and make sure.......The Ville is La La land.or is it just me?
A ditty for the Flight to Florida:
Keep this in your head: By Kermit
Some Day we'll find it,
The Rainbow Connection,
The Lovers, the Dreamers,
And Me.
So your leaving Thirst Day huh? And I knew that Punch Delion guy , met him on South Beach when I was a surfer Dude.It was so narley, like ya know like way out. Punch and me went to the Keys that year . he told me he found the fountain of Utes. I didn't belive him till I heard he got 20 years for dating a 17 year Old. Shrugs and walks away.
Punch DeLeone, Billy Shakehisspear, Chase Utley, Kermit, Meere, McWhateverdayitis..Autographs Meere Kats lunch. 3 million, I finally think I have bought it..
Sounds to me as if the Philly faithful, leaving MurkyWater, errr BeerWater or whatever fuckin water that is down there in FLA FLA land, are chewing some sour grapes..Hey sheople it be what it be..The bell rings on April 5 somebody has too play second base for the Phillies, somebody has to play first..If Howard can't go and Utley can't go, somebody gotta go. Yep, like it or not (how can you like it), baseball will carry on, without Ryan without Chase without Babe, Mickey and The Duke..Somehow the grand old game will survive..If I am not mistaken, That Philadelphia Team has guys named, Halladay, Hamels. Lee, Worley, Papplebon, Ruiz, Victorino, Pence, Polanco, Rollins, Thome, Mayberry, and how about steppin the fuck up Brown..let's see what some of this new regime is going too look like..and they still have a couple of trading pieces in Blanton, and Kendrick.. Believe me people all is not lost..cripe it hasn't even started.. Give it a chance it still will be a fun ride..Hey anybody know where I can get an Ernie The Elf Keebler autograph??
Yep, in the cookie isle.........On giveaway day....
Gotta head for that cookie aisle, been wanting that autograph ever since they named that fuckin elf Ernie..
I just got caught, yep caught, watchin a girls basketball game..I swear it is the first time I had a girls basketball game on my TV EVER. I was lookin too see what time Delaware Plays (9:30) and Baylor was on playing Georgetown and before I could change anything the phone rings..Hey E, hey Floyd, man what is on that TV you are going to wake up the critters?? Errr Errr, I'm watchin a basketball game.. Who's playin tonite? Err, Err, it is a girls game.. WHAT?? Then I proceed to tell him about Elena Bella Donna, and yep, we were talking about the whole story again, and yep he knows how good she is, and he also knows we should not prejudge, well he probably already knew that..After I turn the TV to a normal volumn, you know one that can only be heard as far as Uranus, he asks me if I want some shirts?? Of course, some of the nicest shirts I have, have come from Floyd, I never turn down any shirts when he offers them..,it just seems that every time I go out and have a nice shirt on somebody says, did Floyd give you that shirt?? Damn right he did....you think I would have something this nice in the bunker..LOL!!
Hey guys and girls turn on Delaware and get a jolt outta womens B'Ball..I am, and I am admitting it..sorry girls just never found it exciting before, I read that story.. I have given my apologies across the board..Now, I am going to go watch it with the critters..They loved that story..
Hey do me a favor..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends."
TAPS
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