Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"Today Is The 21st Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..Spring Training Eve, and the Phillie faithful are in a panic..Michael Martinez went down..That's it cancel the season, cancel the playoffs, cancel anything good that the Phillies were going to accomplish this year..You know, a few years back the Phils had Jim Thome at first base, and decided to give their young slugger Ryan Howard a shot.., everybody was a lot apprehensive about that.. They had Placido Polanco playing second base, an all star and career 300 hitter, and decided too trade him and let a guy named Utley have a shot at the position.. they had Aaron Rowand in center field, he who smashed his face into the fence making a play in the outfield, kept a rule five player by the name of Victorino, and had too put him in center..Injuries and turnover of players are part of the game..I hate too see these guys hurt as much as anyone, but like I said they have too play the season, somebody has too step up, maybe it will be Mayberry, maybe, maybe, Dominic Brown, maybe Howard will come back early...I saw him in the beginning of spring training, taking ground balls and laughing, he looked pretty good.. The only thing that was a little off kilter was the fact that he was only wearing sneakers, no socks, no bandage, uhhhhh!! why would someone with an open wound be playing in the dirt infield with no bandage covering said wound.. I thought about that then, and I think about it now..For all these high priced trainers and medical specialists, you would at least think they would tell him, or he would have enough sense to cover his open wound..Makes sense to this Simpleton.. Then lo and behold the next thing I hear, he has an infection.. NO!! SHIT!! how about that??  probably shoulda wore a bandage..Unfuckinbelievable...Sooo,, tomorrow take off and see how the three players the Phillies have left are doing..I kinda think, they will be ok, everybody has injuries, and Good Lord knows the Phillies have had their share, but somehow they have been in the playoffs for five straight years, and they will be there again...Have a good time here today at the Ville, me I gotta get some work done. See if I have any clean clothes..Let's see this sock is gray not white, cleats are clean and shined, new look Phillies hat, now where is that second baseman's glove..Oh wandered off there for a bit, sorry about that.  Is that my bat, and ball.. Where the hell are my hittin gloves, oh yeah, we never had any of them, how about my shin guard, oh we never had them either.. How the hell did we play ball for 12 hours a day, without all that equipment, and actually survive too do a little wire ball before it really got dark.. remember that ball it would look like an aspirin coming out of the clouds, and oh yeah it might hit some wires on the way down and oh yeah sometimes you caught it one handed on cobblestones...I digress..Spring Training Looms. Hey if you feel like it bring some of those old time ball games we used to play as kids, man those were the days my friends, we thought they'd never end....

7 comments:

Plain said...

Here comes Buck Buck number one......ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit don't move..................BANG BASH CRASH OHHHHHHHHHH CHIT,mumbles I hate cheaters and rubs my head.

Finn Mc Laureate said...

Twas the night before Florida
And all through the Ville
All the creatures were singing
Some days without Phil……

And I in my night cap
And Floyd and his shirts
Just settling in now
Before it all starts to hurt….

The Plain/Plane will be leaving
With us in last class
Tipping the steweradess
For breaking her ass……..

Up into the sky
We Merry Men fly
Destination Spring Training
To the Ville a Good Bye……..

Strebor McFan said...

McLaureate you said it all! Leaving on a jet plane/plain, don't know when I'll be back again, errrrrrr I think the 26th!
Childhood memories are endless. No cell phones, i-pods/pads just good ole-fashion fun; long live the old days. I'm sure we will be re-living some of them over the next few days. And yes, Simple, we never give up on the Phils but maybe sway just a little bit. That team of 2008 was the best; can we get it back? Questionable? But I'll watch them and cheer them on as I was taught to do whether they are up or down by the one and only Uncle Rock (RIP) the greatest Phillie fan of all time. LET'S GO PHILLIES!!!!!

Simple said...

Uncle Rock the first Phillie Phanatic. I think the day the A's pulled out of Philly was the happiest day of his life..Whether you liked or did not like the Phillies in the old neighborhood, you had too listen too them because By Samm was blaring off his porch every night...One of those years I think they lost like 23 in a row. With Chico, Pancho, Clay, and the rest of the long time ago Phillies..New team, new regime. It is great for the younger generation too have a team like this in the City of Brotherly Loons..I sure as hell enjoy them.. I had a friend and customer of mine call me and wish me a good trip, also pissed they lost Papplebon..Told me he watches about 150 Red Sox games a year..He don't have too many on me..I love hunkering down in the bunker and watchin the Fightins..I wonder if it would be the same if they lost 23 in a row..ain't gonna happen no more..keep it together, and pitch like they are supposed too and they will be there in the end..Let's remember 102 wins last year..I know losing Utley and Howard for an extended time is not good..but somebody has too step up, here is your chance Dominic..guy has been quite a dissapointment so far. WOW!! this would be a great time for him too wake up...I was ready to yell for Ibanez at a million.., but heard he is having all kinds of problems in the Yankees training camp think he has two hits in 32 at bats..Mechanics or Age?? Can a player just lose it all in a year..I guess that is possible, but I would think you can see the steady demise, of a player, just look at all those stats they keep now a days...AH!! Baseball and Ballantine.. I did see someone drinking a Schmidt's somewhere in my travels last week. I thought that went out with Ballantine...

Plain said...

Omgggggggggg Simple you mentioned one of my most Favoret players of all time!!!!!!!! Pancho Herrera, Gawd I saw him get his hit. He started first Base for the Phillies from 1958 to 1961.He only had 13 Errors in 1960 and struck out 136 times Both records at the time.And wait til ya hear this in 2009 one of his Baseball cards sold for 8,365 dollars nods yep it did because his name on the front was spelled Herrer and ya heard it here first on Plain and Simple.......shrugs and walks away

Finn Mc Brew said...

NO, No, No.....Christian P Schmidt's is still alive and well and being made in Baltimore.....Beer distributors have it on hand, although, Floyd probably doesn't have it on tap or hidden in the basement somewhere. Maybe in LA LA Land you can get a Tastykake and a Schmidts.....Breakfast of Champions.

Well you all have a great flight and enjoy your Spring Break. If you need bail call Plain.......

Simple said...

Hey Plain, good one my main man.. I didn't mention Pancho's last name, but right you are it was Herrera, and he did get a hit..LOL!!,,many moons ago Plain. Used too have a transistor radio about the size of a cigarette pack, and it had an ear plug, the neatest thing I could have had, because I could go to bed and listen to the Phils..now I go see them in Spring Training in Florida..Times and People sure do change..Thanks for the Poem and The education on Shmidts McBeer..I did see someone drinking it, I just can't remember where..maybe my cousins 70th birthday party..NAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh boy here come the critters to say see ya...Hey Billy, man you got a load on, I mean beer and vodka, YAHHHHHHHHHHH!! WHOA GOAT!! from that breath you got a load on in that green and white body you are sporting...Hattoona Matada Simple, Hey Meere sorry about yesterday, but I thought you ate Billy Shake His Spear's autograph, I found it today..You ate that other guys William Shakespear.. Me and Plain didn't care about that one. We got one worth three million..ARK! Get Out, Get Out..Don't worry you orange lookin sparrow, I am outta here tomorrow..ARK! the sooner the better, the sooner the better..Hay Sample, ma and Slat vant to come vit yout next year to da phallies games. Ve art startin to like beesballt..Hey great Blat keep on liking it and maybe someday I'll take all of you to a game..(better chance of gettin me pregnant.). GRRRRRRRRRRR!! Hey Sam, take care of the Ville, your gonna have help. Plain and McWhateverhechoosestobe. will be around. I am going to try and get on a puter at the hotel and check in with you guys..So early
reveille tomorrow, and get on a big bird and then I'll fly..I been a puppet a poet a pauper a pirate a pawn and a king, I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing each time I find myself laying flat on my face, I just pick myself up and get back in the raceeeeee...I have no idea what just brought that on..That is why I am Simple.. That is why I love the Ville, Plain and Simple...Hey everybody..
"Stay Out Of Harms Way."
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