Friday, March 23, 2012

Today is the 23rd Day Of March In The Year Of Our Lord 2012

    Well there must be a million People down here in the Pine Barrens McParty really knows how to throw a  Gig. I see him over there With the Boss Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel. They prolly wanna  sing but there going to have to wait  til the Guy's from the Nut Shop and Taylors get done Preforming and  the Guy's from Ridge and Levering  will be here . And I here Harry Shmidt and  Dave Benis are looking to put a group together from down Joel Cook.I see people selling water for 6 dollars a bottle Damn almost as much as Gas.And the T shirt 's are selling out as fast as they come in. It's got a picture of Meer whith his  smokey the Bear hat on , and all  different sayings on  them.The one I like the best is the question  do you know Emerson? Greeny is wearing that  one and  when chicks walk up to him and  say who Is Emerson, he Arks  back  Emerson nice Tits.Shakes my head.This Place is really  jumping I'll be  back with an update.

3 comments:

Finn Mc Festivus said...

Wait until tonight..Just finsihed having a nice hard wood floor installed...30 x 30...We are going to have hoofing tonight and to lead off we are announcing Plain dancing to Mr. Bo Jangles.....Savion Glover, Gregory Hines, and Sammy with Billy on Banjo.......We are also going to have a fly over by the Navy Blue Angels while Katies sings the Anthem. That should be interesting. And later after midnight about 63 Hot Air Baloons...fires ablaze and Champagne for all.....Still working on a few festivities for our festus this evening. Saturday will be interesting too.......BBL Simple Less will rue the day he left.........

Plain said...

We have the Mummers and there Hookers coming in too McParty!!!!! I even hear pray tell there will be a Midget toss, and a wet T Shirt contest. There's talk Gov. Christy wants to make a city out of the Pine Barrens.And Harrahs wants to Build a Casino I see no end to the things we can accomplish.

Finn Mc Simple Less said...

All without the Simple One.......Christi's right hand man