"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off..To answer the time old question, where is everybody?? I personally, was remote and with Phil The Chill, trying to fix his computer, which also has a virus..He said it caught it from me..I told him I didn't have a virus, my computer did.. He says same thing.....I just look and say, it ain't the same thing computer virus and human virus are two different animals..He says their viruses... I say, yes they are viruses.. and .....He blurts out immediately see they are the same thing... Putting my head in my hands, and this is how bad it is getting, wondering if he is right.. Then I say to myself, if he is right he can't be wrong..then I say can he?? God Have Mercy On The Man Who Doubts What He Is Sure Of..
SPACE: The final frontier. I kinda think it would be cool if we could know everything about the ocean before we find out about Neptune..May be my home planet..., but no, we fly off into distant galaxies and let the moribund non life exist at the bottom of the sea..Yep, saw where non-life (this is a good one for Phil) can actually change into life..go figure, that is way over this head...and I am not mentioning that to the Thrill..If you take the Science of Physics and add in The Science of Biology, along with the Science of Chemistry..and Evolution and and and, well you get it, you still can't figure that shit out..Non-Life to Life...I gotta run this by Phil this is killin me... Hey Phil!! Hey Simple!! Can you try and answer a question for me?? If I can't answer it then I guess I can't answer it...Right PHEW!!!! I shouldn't do this., but here we go...Phil they say there is non-life forms way down below the ocean, that can transform into living material or living life forms.. Isn't that amazing.., but I don't understand how...You puttin this out to the Ville?? Yep...Let me see....OK.. If you take the Science of Physics, and add in The Science of Biology along with the Science of Chemistry and Evolution and and and well you get it , that is how you figure it out....OK, I gotta get to work...I am cringing in the corner, coffee on my nuts and I didn't even feel it... He just walked away and I thought I saw a smirk...Plain were you in the Ville last nite?? Gotta go, hey bring me some neat Scientific data that you have stored in your medulla oblongata's over the years...I will give you one of my favorites and I am outta here.. Will be back today...
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." figure that out...and as you are not ever going to figure that out.. Figure out the guy that figured that out....and people think they are smart....Hey my IQ is 167 I am a Mensa.. So tell me oh great sage.. How does that action thing work.. You explain that too me and I don't care if your IQ is 10.. Uh-Oh, I just opened the proverbial can of worms, wait till Plain explains this..tighten your seat belts Ladies and Gents....LOL!!!!
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The Action is:
Hey Hey, Meeee O My O, Meeee O My O, Hey Hey
Hey Hey, Meeee O My O, Meeee O My
O, Hey Hey
The Equal and Opposite Reaction will be.............
This ditty will be in your head all day.......
McTune that is your answer for Every Action There Is An Equal And Opposite Reaction. That is your answer?? Hey Hey , Meeee O My O, Meeee O, My, Hey Hey...that's it?? What the fuck McTune?? I'm tellin you dude from the inception of The Ville to today, I am really starting too worry about you..UHM OK let me go.. Hey, Hey, Meee O My O, Meeee O My O, Hey Hey...Can't get this outta my head.. Meeee O May O, son of a gun gonna have big fun on the Bayou...Oh chumbalai crawfish pie, filet gumbo son of gun .........!!!!!!!!
....catfish fry me o my me o my o, son of a gun we'll have great fun on the Bayou......catchy tune Finn McTune! I have been singing it thru my clogged up sinuses ever since I read your comment. Great answer to the Simple One's question.
On the other subject, I think we should fix up the planet we now inhabit before we spend billions and billions exploring other planets. Ahem, peeps we have peeps starving, getting killed or otherwise destroyed by this turbelent weather, our kids still losing their lives or getting maimed physically and mentally in the God-forsaken countries, of which Iran may be next.....fuck space exploration! Ashamed of myself for the use of bad language but WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! me o my o!
simple I didn't know your IQ was 167 and you were a messa.I am one of them myself ive been a messa for years.They told me there's no telling how high my IQ is.But The Head Messer said it's way above Whale shit.lets see to answer your Question hmmmmmm, puts my elbow on my knee and makes a fist and puts my chin on it.Mumbles I should know this I took up Space in school for years.But Simple wants to know about the dead coming to life!I saw that movie the Night of the living dead.It is a lilo known fact it all started with Luca Brachie when they Mob threw in the Ocean and said he swims with the Fishes.Back in the 20 's 30 's and 40's there were so many dagos getting thrown in the ocean it was worst than the oil spils. Its why the Mob Stopped doing that. It was cheaper to just shoot them shove money in the mouth and leave them in the trunk of their car.And you may not understand the meaning of this but you have to be a messa to understand in full.
Plain I didn't say my IQ was 167, I said that is what a Messa would say. This man is incorrigible.. Little known fact..Most Mensas or high Intelligent Quotient people, are blithering idiots when it comes to street sense...I remember this girl I met in a bar back in the sixties..She told me she was a Mensa, and I said that was cool. Where do you live and what is your street address... She took one look at me and said, I can't tell you that...What the fuck she didn't even know where she lived....
Me o my o!
I'm going back some day come what may to Blue Bayou! Oops different song.
"Man On Fire." I'm going back some day come what may to blue bayou..Where the fishin boats with their sails afloat if only I could see that familiar sun rise through sleepy eyes, how happy I'd be...I'm going back some day come what may to bluuuueeee Baayyyy youuuuuuuuuuu!! Ladies and Gentlemen let's here it for Strebor Rondstadt..
Who the hell is Strebor Rondstat?? and what the hell is going on in The Ville today....Hey Hey, O My O meeeee O My O My O Hey Hey...Hey, you over there get on up now, get on up.. I wanna dance dance dance I wanna dance dance dance and boog-a-loo get on up... get on up, get on up now.. Now get on up.. Hey Hey, Meeee O My O, MEeeeee O My O, Hey Hey O blue bayou,ARK!!! get on up get on up.. Come fly with me, will fly down to Peru.. what the fuck is going on around here........HELP!!! I need somebody HELP!!! not just anybody, Help me if you can I'm feelin dooownnn and I do appreciate your bein round, help me get my feet back on the ground won't you PULLEEEEEEEZe Help MEEEE>E>E>......
STOP using my name for your messages. Simple I know you are Strebor Ronstadt. All the other Strebors are me tho!
Who the hell is Strebor Rondstadt, and why is the Simpleton on the pan again..Who is Mensa Said.. I have none of these Scientific answers, as that is what today's theme was supposed to be about, until Mc Tune, started singing like he was with Peanut Arms Gallagher again..Soooo, what happens the poor Simpleton gets burned again.. It is not easy being the Village Simpleton. It is something I work very hard at..Speaking about getting burnt, you should see this fire over at the hooch.. Gotta go over there..
YO GUYS!! Hay Sample, come ont overt ant sat by da fired... Slat, that fire is a little bit too large for the pine barrens, you gotta keep that thing under control.. Hey Sample ve haf to haf a lerge firet because vinter ist not over, like you sait...Slat, my man, I didn't say winter was over, I said we are getting into March and every day is another day closer to Spring, but it sure is hot around here.. Dat ist becost ve have a grate firet goin...ARK!! What is he doing here, What is he doing here?? I'll tell ya what I am doing here you green bundle of pillow stuffing.. I came over here to make sure this fire is under control.. It gets outta control you will be the first critter flying the fuck away..ARK!! go back in your bunker, go back in your bunker... Walking back toward the bunker, going to get my shotgun and shoot that fuckin parrot in his tail feathers and blow him down to about Blue Anchor...Hey Simpel!! Hey Meere, please turn your fucking head around, you are freaking me out man.. OK Meere, where is my shotgun?? I hid it Simple...Now why would you do that Meere?? Because I know when you cross that dirt road, you are coming back to shoot that parrot...HMMM...very perceptive Meer, now where is that shotgun..ARK!! Fire getting hire , Fire getting hire... I fuckin knew it...running out of the bunker across the street the fire is about out... HHAHAAHAHH!! Greeny vas fookin vit yout Sample... Yeah, well tell Greeny, that Sample is going to fuck with him first chance he gets..Come ont ant have a drank Sample, ve art going to start the firet back up...Slat, tell the critters I am hitting it, tell the critters too keep the fire under control..and please man, put some shoes on....Goodnite Slat..Goodnite Sample..ARK Goodnite asshole, Goodnite asshole...I hate that fuckin parrot...As for the rest of ya..
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
Struts thru the Ville, strut strut strut. Walks over and pees on the fire and puts it out.walks away singing I'm coming Back someday come what may on Blue Bayouuuuuuuuu I love that Sterbor Rondstat,............
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