"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off. On one of the remote puters here at The Ville, because, well because, it is Thirsday, and I guess my puter is starting to get sick...it will probably succumb to some sort of virus by this time tomorrow..(according to Plain). Hey whack on Plain, hope you are enjoying this weather I predicted. I am better than that Phil guy anyday...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR BETTER THAN ME?? Not you Phil, the fuckin groundhog....YOU CALLIN ME A GROUNDHOG?? No, Phil the groundhog's name is Phil..OH, the groundhog that predicts the weather.. Right, you are my man...HEY Simple think he really predicts the weather... ABSOFUCKINLUTELY...Can I please finish talkin to my friends?? Sure but we gotta go get some medicine... Medicine, for what?? For your computer, Plain told me it will probably have a virus this time tomorrow..PHEW, never mind...
Anyway, Marchin, on with Miss March..In like a Lion out like a Lamb...So far, the Groundhog was wrong, and I hope that old saying is wrong..I can see me and my friends now, in some motel down by the airport watching the Phils Spring Training Games on TV because we are under about 2 foot of snow..Billy says NAHHHHHHH!!
I was flippin last night, not like Flaherty, I mean throught he channels, and I come upon Holly Madison, she of the beautiful bod and everything that goes with it.. She is the one that jilted the jilter, Hugh Heffner. They had some behind the scenes shots at the playboy mansion...I am sorry man, but is this guy for real..He is about 110 years old and looks like he is 120.. He is dancing with women, that all look like Holly Madison, and has a smokin jacket on that went out in the 1950's, he is smoochin it up with all the bunnies, and I don't see one other guy...Look the guy never did anything to me, and I guess a lot of us at one time or another certainly did dig through his magazine (I used to peek at it at the Roxy Drug Store, it was all the way in the back), but I think he is another one that has to get on The Go Away Bus..He is supposed to be the ultimate in cool and the playboy life style, whatever that is...he looks like a fucking buffoon, and acts worse...Does he actually have sex with these women?? I know they have beans out now that can make you a stud for four hours or more, but hell he would have too do the whole bottle just to do one of them...He is rolling in money, rolling in beautiful women, rolling in whatever else he wants to roll in, and I am criticizing him.. Hey that is what makes The Ville such a great place...In ending I would just like to say...EWWW!! he kinda makes me sick..,just go ahead and live your life style Hugh, but take it and go away...Last but not least. What kind of parents would name their kid Hugh...You could be in a room with hundreds of people and somebody lookin for you, would yell out HEY YOU!! and a hundred people would say WHAT!!!! See you later, I know about now I am on everybody's last nerve....
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OK, nobody is around, nobody is lookin, getting into my smokin jacket, got a real long cigarette holder...OK I am standing out on the dirt road, wanna see if I can be really cool and pick up some really groovy chicks, and talk them into some kinda sexual orgy here at the Ville..here comes a SUV with a chick behind the wheel..HEY SLOW DOWN and take a look at me...HEY SLOW DOWN!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!THANKS MEERE, SHE ALMOST RAN ME DOWN... Simple what the hell are you dressed up as?? I am a playboy Meere, I am picking up chicks.. You are a Simpleton and the only thing you are going to pick up is that cigarette holder sticking out of the dirt....A MEERE KAT has more sense than me..boy glad Plain didn't see me, this was really a bad idea..let me go hide...
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling everything is going my way...................
Enjoy this day, my dear crazy-assed
citizens of the Ville, we don't get too many of them. As to the subject of Hugh Hefner ewwwwwwwwwwww and ewwwwwwwwwwww to his money-grubbing bunnies too! Don't try to emulate him Simple, just be your usual self, whatever that may be.
No comment but a question that has nothing to do with todays rant. Are there any Chinese Baseball players on either of the major league USA teams. Even within the last few years and if so where is the bast place to maybe get shirt. HOLD YOUR HORSES - this is for work, not me
Hey Sarah, this is a tough question, and I will have to look into my chrystal balls for an answer..I would never look this up on google or any other type of info network (well except for you HONEY)
Here we go..
The only Major League Player born on Mainland China was: DRUM ROLL EASY..........Henry Lees "Harry Kingman" he played for the Yankees in 1914.. My guess is took a slow boat from China and was raised here, just a thought...
OK Now you have Taiwan..(Free China) if this counts, and it should, there are six..
Are You Ready HONEY!!!
Chin Feng Chen Dodgers 2002-2006
Chin-Lung-Ho Indians Now....
Hong-Chih-Kuo Mariners 2005-Now
Fu-Te-Ni Tigers 2009-Now
Chin-Hoi-Tsao Dodgers This guy got kicked out of Taiwan for trying to fix games, then came here and played 2008..
Chien-Ming-Wang Yankees 2006-2007 he won 19 games both of those years. Pretty damn good..
Then I think they missed one, but I am pretty sure that:
WON-HUNG-LOW Played for the Hugh Heffner Bunnies, from 1970-1975, when he was known as NONE-HUNG-LOW..then he got hit in the nuts with a fast ball, and from that point on he was known as WON-HUNG-LOW..
I hope this information helped you HONEY!! Now I must get back to work..gotta find my smokin jacket..
Thank you SimpleDomus you are amazing and saved me a whole heck of alot of time. My boss appreciates it!
Hey Sarah,anything for you HONEY!! is your boss a woman?? You know I like girls..You could fix me up, that would immediately get you a promotion..let me know...You are the Sarah I am thinking about right?? UH-OH,Please, tell me this is the Sarah I know...
Nope Sara there is no Chinese playing Major league Baseball at this Point.And it is a lil known fact that They don't play because of the "no Tickie no shirt rule"But there is that sazuki Guy Playing from Japan he's a big Hit.
Nope Sara there is no Chinese playing Major league Baseball at this Point.And it is a lil known fact that They don't play because of the "no Tickie no shirt rule"But there is that sazuki Guy Playing from Japan he's a big Hit.
Simple I am Impressed with your Knowledge of the asian players but you did forget The other guy from Taiwan Chien Ming Wang. haaaaaaaaaa ya know I never liked Asians at first. it all comes from different culture I guess when i first got to okinawa This taxi driver kept saying Ahhhhh Sooooo Marine I repeated to him i want to go to Naha and he bows and goes Ahhhhhhhhhh soooooo Marine, I got Pissed and said hey fucker I want to go to Naha.........and Ahhhhhhhh Sooooooooo Marine ......I grabbed the Lil slant eye fucker and said you call me an Asshole one more time and you will be bowing out Thank god a Round eyed chick was there to explain Ahhhhhhhh Sooooo meant okay that he wasn't saying Asshole.Well i told her lets get a drink cause right about now I think he may be right I am an Asshole. So I turned put my hands together as in prayer Bowed and said yes I am An Asshole as they all covered there mouths to Laugh,I took the round eyed Chicks hand and said Lets go get a Drink.
Simple I am Impressed with your Knowledge of the asian players but you did forget The other guy from Taiwan Chien Ming Wang. haaaaaaaaaa ya know I never liked Asians at first. it all comes from different culture I guess when i first got to okinawa This taxi driver kept saying Ahhhhh Sooooo Marine I repeated to him i want to go to Naha and he bows and goes Ahhhhhhhhhh soooooo Marine, I got Pissed and said hey fucker I want to go to Naha.........and Ahhhhhhhh Sooooooooo Marine ......I grabbed the Lil slant eye fucker and said you call me an Asshole one more time and you will be bowing out Thank god a Round eyed chick was there to explain Ahhhhhhhh Sooooo meant okay that he wasn't saying Asshole.Well i told her lets get a drink cause right about now I think he may be right I am an Asshole. So I turned put my hands together as in prayer Bowed and said yes I am An Asshole as they all covered there mouths to Laugh,I took the round eyed Chicks hand and said Lets go get a Drink.
Simple you are just a plethora of knowledge.
You too Plain!
Well you are forgetting the famous one of all.....SUK-EM-YUNG.....He started out in the Minors of BeiJing.... He was the only reft-handed pitcher they had. We had a scout over there at the time and he noticed Suk and met with him after a game and talked to him about a contract. Suk saw a swap-opportunity to play in the big reagues. His name was holding him back so they asked him to change it and how did he get it. He told the scout about the long history of the Yungs and he could but change it. The village used to suck eggs when they were firt layed. Ergo the name SUK-EM-YUNG. I gave them some sort of eternal life. The only village in China to perform this ancient art. Now if you need a shirt you need to wirte to:
SUK-EM-YUNG
Rue-de-Sole
Beijing China 127630-876394984
Or call 1-32-345-994459
Get one for your man too.....
Since we are on this subject I have a story for you. As most of you know I worked for two Universities before my retirement. At the first University we had a foreign applicant by the name of, are you ready? drum roll puhleezeeeeeeee
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Fuk Yu. I kids you not!
Holy Shit Strebor i must look just like Fuk Yu because people yell that at me all the time like heyyyyyyyyyy Fuk Yu, I always wondered why . Now I can at least explaing i'm not A Fuk.
Hey guys did you know that Fuk Yu had a brother Fuk Yu To..yep they were known as The Fuk Yu brothers..this is not a joke..this is a fact..The Fuk Yu's were a very known noble family in China..that is why the brothers had so much trouble here, everybody would say, you gotta be kiddin me your name is Fuk Yu, and they would say and Fuk Yu T. Well you can just imagine what ensued after that salutation.
Meere is walking around with his eyeballs crossed saying is this what the Fuk Yu's look like..Yeah, Meere that is what they look like..I'm tellin ya man, some days this place is really outta hand..this has been one of them..
So from Hugh and the Bunnies, to Sarah and the Oriental Ball Players to a cross eyed Meere Kat..we gotta call it a day.. One more name. TRUTH I coached a kid his last name was Crossing...yep, first name was Chris...TRUTH!!Not as bad as Fuk Yu. but then again what is?? Fuk Yu To.. that's what..Let's call it a Wrap or as they say in China a Lap...
Stay Out Of Harms Way My Friends.
TAPS
Rides thru the Ville yelling Fuk Yu...........and Fuk Yu toooooooo where are you? I wanna see how much I look like Fuk Yu.............FuKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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