"It Is Now Post Time."
We're Off...Hey Plain, the next time you come riding through The Ville screaming do I look like Fuck Yu, Plain and Simple, I am shooting you...PHEW!!! the shit I gotta put up with around here...Woke me and Meere up, look at the fuckin Kat, his eyes are crossed, I whack him behind his head as hard as I can, his Marine Corps hat goes flying and and his eyeballs are still crossed... Hey Plain, take him out on the goof course and whack him with a nine iron see if that will straighten his eyes out..He is walking on his toes singin... I am Siamese if you do please, I am Siamese if you don't please ..I'm tellin you guys Thank The Good Lord it is VODKADAY, and my puter is starting to get sick.. I am fine, thank you, nope nothing wrong with me...
I heard through the grapevine...yep, I think it was Martha and the Vandella's that told me, You Heffner got laid again...can you imagine that...?? I can't..Go Away You....
I don't know if we ever went to China. I don't care we are doing Chinese today.. Come on, you gotta admit that every now and then you get a craving for Chinese food..DON'T ever eat a Won-Ton..you ever look at that meat...that is old Chinaman in there.that is why you never see the old ones around the restaurant, they are inside the Won-Ton...don't believe the Simpleton, look inside next time you go to bite one...OK A-Z Chinee!! I will start it off, uh-oh my computer is starting too cough..hope it makes it through the weekend or Plain will be firing my ugly ass, and the rest of me...Here we go...............(this is a fun day, but I gotta a big bitch comin up),
A- AHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOOO!! Sorry Plain..lol
B-Bejing
C-China
D-Dumplins, that's right, little known fact, dumplins are a derivative of Won-Tons..but they have goat meat in them NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Opps sorry Billy...
Take it from here kids...
cough, cough, gag, cough.. what is wrong with this computer, sounds sick......
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Let me break out some of my manderin Dishes.
1 Egg fo yu
2 Fuk yu Fudge
3 Go Get Som
4 Hong shao yu
5 I hate dis Chit
6 Ji tui Fan
And the Chinese have a very different culture than us simple. I spent many Days there in another life in another time.Yep it was the worst of times and it was the best of times.And I want you all to sit down while I tell you this lil known fact about the Chinese.I want you too center your right hand in front of yourself and make a fist! Thats good now pump your right hand up and down as fast as you can!!!!................This is why the chinese have slanted eyes and bucked Teeth..................smirks and walks away .......and you heard it first hear on plain and Simple.
Oh what Sara has wrought! True story - An old friend had a son stationed in Korea and she always told him don't get involved with any of those slant-eyed girls, and the son promised he never would. After a couple of months Mom received a letter from him in which he stated "their eyes are getting rounder every minute". Poor Mom nearly had a nervous breakdown.
D - Dim Sum
E - Egg roll
F - Foo yung
G - Great Wall of China
H - Hanoi (not Chinese but in the same genre
I - I can't think of anymore, BBL.
Plain, you and a few of the merry men will be only a handful (oh chit) that will believe this.. but I was actually sitting here with my right hand in a fist before I realized what the fuck I was doing...TRUTH T. I really am a Simpleton..LOL!! well guys look like this computer has some kinda pox and the VODKA Bottle has sprung an arm and it has a fist on the end of it and is going up and down as fast as it can.. must be calling me ...wait a minute, is it calling me a J.O.?? I told Johnny McFarlands that his name began with J.O. he laughed as he snatched me up by my neck and said..yours begins with E.R. and that is where you are going..Johnny is my Main Bananna!!!
Simple Simple we both know everyone in here did the same thing, they were pumping their hand like Crazy. You just told the truth ya Dummie,by the time everyone figured out what they were doing they were mumbling that plain is a real asshole.And thry have a point.I DO LIKE TO JERK PEOPLE AROUND.
Scuse me, not everybody!
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