It Is Now Post Time
We're Off..You know Plain, I have at least a few excuses for being awol. What the fuck are your excuses, uhmmmm jeee, I was a goofin with the Toads and somebody told me that a 4 inch putt was a gimmee, but Babe said, no fuckin way man, and Butch said well what about a three inch putt, and Monk picked up the ball and said, I'm takin my balls and going home..and Floyd said, look there are a bunch of irate hackers heading our way..Yeah, lame excuse Plain....keep swingin those clubs baby...I know someday I am going to read about you Toads and your shenanigans...NO GET OFF OF YOUR KNEES, I AM NOT JOINING...
Yo! The Ville is getting a lot of visitors, maybe because Plain and Simple were out doing what Plain and Simple do...and McWHOEVERTHEFUCKHEIS took over the controls..
Little known fact, take over the controls, came from the Wright brothers, yep, Orville and Wilbur themselves.. They were down on The Outer Banks of North Carolina, in a place called Kill Devil Hills, not KittyHawk, as the historians would want you to believe, now they had the first airplane ready for takeoff on one of the sand dunes that is about 600 ft. high because it was ripe for takin off that day. The winds were about 100 m.p.h. blowing straight into the ocean....Now these winds on these sand dunes in the Outer Banks are very unpredictable...The name of the airplane was DRUM ROLL EASY......................................................................."THE FIRST AIRPLAIN" Well the winds were really whipping this day my friends, and it was Wilburs turn to fly..,,but Wilbur was a little sick in the stomach, so he asked Orville to go ahead and take a shot...Orville said fuck you, you ain't pullin that sick shit again, just because it is really windy. I aint takin those controls. With this Wilbur hauls the fuck off with a roundhouse right to Orvilles head and DOWN GOES ORVILLE..Orville started biting Wilburs shoe and got a lot of sand in his mouth, yep, it is a little known fact...The next thing you know old Jebs a millionaire...OOPS sorry that is another story..The next thing you know Old Jebs a Millionaire, what the fuck man...anyway as these two idiots are beating the shit out of each other, this local dude by the name of Samuel L. Smedley jumped into "THE FIRST AIRPLAINE, AND YELLED, I AM TAKING OVER THE CONTROLS...Well let me tell ya, fuckin Samuel and "THE FIRST AIRPLAIN TOOK OFF OVER THE ATLANTIC, and they were never heard from again....Orville and Wilbur made up and built "THE SECOND AIRPLAINE" and the rest is history...but what people never really knew was that Samuel,L.Smedley was the first man to fly...Well second if you count SUPERMAN... Don't forget you heard it here first on Plain and Simple!!!!!!!! What am I about 8.....
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Very Good Simple, And I have a few things to add to this Mother flight by the Wright Brothers.Did you know the the name of the Plane was the Fokker?Yep it was And this first Mother Fokker Flight by orville lasted 12 seconds and covered 120 Feet.Buttttttttt did you know that there were 3 more flights that Day ! Yep there were and wilbur took that Fokker on the last trip of the Day for 59 seconds and 852 feet. And this all happened on Dec 17th ,1903
And here's another Question I have if those Black Boxes survive any Crash ! Why don't they make the whole Plane out of that Shit ?
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