"Today Is The 6th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2012"

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.....Sixth Of September, looking around, don't think anything is significant about this day, just back to school bullshit...Big deal go back to school.., it ain't a prison anymore, actually most kids seem to like it, God Bless Them.. Football kicked off last night (gag).. really a waste of time, unless you are holding some action..because there isn't much on the field.
I was thinkin about Austrailia, why?? I don't know. I don't know why I think about half the shit I think about, half the time...The General  WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GENERAL!!! thinks I should seek mental help..HA!! they would throw the proverbial key down the drain, and no one would ever hear my Simple musings except Plain, he would be in the ward next too mine.
Speaking of Plain,  I guess he is out whackin his balls again today, what a life that toad and them other toads have...NO NO,, get off of your knees, I am not joining the toads..Nothing personal, just got too much too do to be a toad..Little Known Fact....Toads were first thought to be a species of frog, though they are reptilian in nature (Louis The Lizard), they are not frogs..Frogs have edible legs, have you ever seen Toads Legs, (go back Walnut Lane Goof Course Any Day Of The Week)  they are not edible..although the Toad and The Frog may be cousins, they are two distinct and ugly species. I had a friend who had a white African Frog,  the skin was so thin you could see inside it...I used to stare at it, and it would stare at me, and I could feel my heart starting to beat faster, and then I could see Froggys, yep that was his name, heart starting to beat faster, so I would pull away and so would he..Then we would start staring at each other again, you should try it sometime great exercise for the heart..., especially when my friend sent me to frog starers annonymous, yep it is addictive..You can purschase said Frog in Uganda...OK reptiles it will be,,,,let's see if anybody visits if not fuck it.I will do it alone..I am used to playing with myself...A-Z Reptiles..

A-Alligator
B-What the fuck stuck already.
C-Crocodile  as in Dundee...
D-Dinasaurs...they be no more..
E-Don't even go there Plain
F-White Skinned African Staring Frog, I knew one personally..
G-Gila Monsters HA!! how ya like that one!!!
Bring on the long tongued bug eatin cute little reptiles you know...see ya....