Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"Today Is The 19th Day Of September In The Year Of Our Lord 2012."

It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off.. Man I would like to have some time to devote to this Ville, it is getting harder and harder, wish she would get her hand off of it...OOPPPS..didn't mean to go there..I meant the time factor..Sheople that are not into profound musings like myself, and his ever explosiveness Plain can't understand the thought process that goes into these talks and teachings of all things worldly and other worldly happenings...If I had the time Plain has, we would be a universal site for sheople to solve their problems, laugh, sing, dance, fly, gamble, drink, eat, fight, shit, shoot, deliver, talk, educate critters, drink with goats, sleep with MeereKats, fight with parrots and teach the English language to Slavs....,and have sex whenever possible...having said this...       (fuckin fly almost went down my gullet..)   Man I hate fuckin flies...
To fly or not to fly that is the question..
Yesterday, Plain and Myself in our infinite wisdom taught everyone about the history of flight..hope you learned your lessons well, because today you get tested...OK class A-Z anything to do with flight, if you comment go A-Z yourself,, if you want too, remember no rules..The Slavs want to play this should be good..... ...Hey if you visit hope you have a laugh, as you fly around the Ville..If I do one thing positive today, it will be killing this shit eater before I swallow him...
A-  AirPLAIN
B-  Blimp...Little known fact this is the flying contraption that PopEye's buddy Blimpie got his nickname from,, yep...you can look it up on PopEye Trivia hmmmmmm good thought for another day,  Olive...
C-Chopper..not the motorcycle,, thee Chopper..
D-Dirigable  that is another nickname for Blimpie.
E-
F- Flyin Fuck as in, I don't give a....
G-
H- Huey,,,,,Helicopter see Chopper
I-
J-Jet
K-Kite as in Benjamin Franklin or why don't you go fly one.., or stick one, like who the fuck fly's kites..I never went and flew a kite...I flew over a cuckoo's nest once...ARK THAT WAS MY COUSINS NEST YOU PRICK!! THAT WAS MY COUSINS NEST YOU PRICK!! Head down, almost in tears, what did I do wrong God??  Come on God quit laughin.....
L-
M-Moon Module or Mars Module, or anytype of module that fly's..Did I tell you how much I hate fuckin flies....??
N
O-Osprey, see Helicopter ,,  Chopper,  and Jet above.
P
Q
R
S-uhmmmmmmmm
T-Twin Engine little known fact there is also a Siamese Twin Engine, these engines have been known to stick together no matter the circumstances..you can't pry them apart with a jack hammer..some of them are attached at the propeller and they really cause a lot of issues...some are attached at the rear, and what a mess that can make, P U when that gas backs up...speaking of backs some are attached at the back and you never can tell what one or the other is doing..these are dangerous types of engines because almost simultaneously, if one goes so does the other.. so if you ever fly in a twin engine, make sure it is not a Siamese...you will thank us here at Plain and Simple, believe me..
U
V
W
X
Y
Z-Zeplin..See Blimpie, man how many fuckin names do they have for a Blimp..
Yo!! what was that real fast PLAIN, tha  never mind I got it...C-----CONCORDE...!! Ha Simple HUH???

4 comments:

Plain said...

hmmmmmmm anything to do with Flight okayyyyyyyyyyyy I'll do the Hard ones again , the ones Simple didn't do!
Emu
GHZ Dynam
Indian Black Eagle
Lyre bird
Nola Gray
Pilot
Quail
Remote Control Airplane
Vulturine
Warbird
CP X Scorpion
Yellow Crowned Parrot
Zero, Zone Super Cub
claps my hands together as I finish the tough ones...............does a lil soft shoe then walks off, Patting myself on the Back

Streebs said...

Somethin' must have been wrong with my computer as I did not get this post until today (6-20). Plain, my man I loves you but have to make a correction - Nola Gay is Enola Gay so you could have used that for E instead of emu, which is a flightless bird buuuuuuuut no rules apply so good job!

Finn McJudge said...

LOL Strebor has rules..............

Plain said...

An Emu flies Sterbor and further than the wright Brothers did. I threw one off the Black Bridge that sucker went about 150 feet. And Man can they yell nods and walks away.