It Is Now Post Time
We're Off...First VODKADAY in September, should be a memorable one..gotta watch what I say, but will see Plain and Streebs sometime today, along with the rest of the Toads. Toading in the Yunk, and you wonder how sayings or cliches start..The whole language is a cliche, just listen to ball players when they do an interview..It's not about me, it is about the team...We have to all pull together..He is a great coach..We will get that straightened out..I am working hard (WORKING???) Did you hear an umpire yell "WORK BALL!!" The Line is looking good..He played a heck of a game..We will get that fixed and get after it next week...One game at a time..Can't get ahead of ourselves..He works harder than any ball player I have ever been around..(WORKS???)..CLICHE DAY HERE AT THE VILLE!! A little different take though, do cliche questions, there are millions of them... Did we do it before?? If it is a cliche that is evident..
What is wrong with you?? Nothing.( that is usually the answer and a lie) everything is fucking wrong with me, you got about three days to listen, if not don't ask, that is the right answer..
Got a minute...?? A minute!! Yeah your times up..
How many times do I have to say it?? If you are talking to me or Floyd probably, anywhere from nine too twenty..
You going?? Going where??
You talking to me?? Hey Dave, I like the 5 horse.. You Talkin to me?? Yeah, my man I like the 5..You Talkin to me?? Yeah, Dave I'm Talkin too you, I like the 5..You Talkin to me?? What the fuck Dave, yeah you...That's the horses name you Simpleton..LOL!!!
You coming back?? Yeah haahaahhhahha!!
Where did everybody go?? You showed up Simple, you can empty a room faster than a grenade..
Is that your ex-wife??? WHERE??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
You want another drink?? Your kiddin right?? they are both good...
Well bring some on, have a good day, don't know if I will be back this way...
3 comments:
Oh boy, you opened a can of worms with this one - 2 included in the above sentence
Oh boy! (never hear anyone say Oh girl!) and
you opened a can of worms. Where the hell did that come from?
Little known fact, can of worms came from Willy The Worms family.. They were the best known worm family in the world..and the women worms were said to have some bodacious booty's..so whenever they got together other worms would say look at the can on those worms..which in later days was translated as, just think if you could open that can of worms, which in later days with the coming of the Pilgrims and religious beliefs they translated it to mean.. Let's not open that can of worms...There I hope that clarified it for you Streebs..
TAPS
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