It Is Now Post Time.
We're Off..Had the pleasure of talking to an old classmate of mine last night..One Jim "Spanky" McFarlane, another of the MCFARLANE BUNCH.. Little known fact..Spanky got said nickname in high school, yep, before that he was just plain Jimmy...When you fucked up in school back in the 60's there was no such thing as sparing the rod...and one of the rod swingers at Roman Catholic was Mr.Fulcomer (little fuck) if I saw him now I would beat his ass with a two by four...another great paddle swinger was Goodyear, an asshole and a sadist...also a so called priest...I digress...Well this little Jimmy McFarlane guy, comes smokin into Roman in 1960, and by the time we left he held the record for Spanks on his East Falls ass...soooooo, the nickname Spanky, pretty clever of us young fellows to come up with that name...Spanky told me he reads Plain and Simple, my words to my Main Man Spanky, just like that lady on Broad Street, said too him years ago..are you fuckin crazy!!...Here's the story, about when he was joining the service. I think he said 1969. He went down to Broad Street induction center and as he sat before a lady, who he said coulda been our Grandmother, real sedate and well dressed, attractive older woman, she says, you are joining the Army?? He says yep..She says they will send you to Viet Nam..He says yep.. She looks at him long and hard and says WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!! That shit is hysterical...Viet Nam wasn't...but hey we are here and glad and proud to be here, and this is a place to have fun...God Bless you Spanky and great talkin to you, and to my Main Man Plain, thanks for hooking us up...OK onto much better things than talking about those two nuts...Think me and Phil The Thrill may head over to the Track and catch the Pennsylvania Derby, who ever thought there would be a million dollar race in Pennsy...amazing what a casino can do for the race track...OK I am outta here..have a great weekend.....
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