Marin to ye Lads and Lasses Hope yer feelin well this Fine Day we have New Applacations coming in everyday and with Jimmy Mc and Sammy flying around the Country Recruting we can't keep up with all the Applications. We may even be going on the NYSE, it's getting so Big we are going Automated so if you need any help call into are New Number SimpleErns.
If you are Obbessive Compulsive press 1 repeatedly
" " " Codependent ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have Multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are Parnoid, we know who your are and what you want , stay on the line, we are Tracing your Call
Delusional press 7 we will transfer you to the Mother Ship.
Schizophrenic Listen Carefully a small voice will tell you what Number to Press
If you are Manic Depressive it dont matter what number you pressno one will Answer.
If you are Dyslexic press 69696969
Bipolar leave a Message after the Beep or before the Beep,or after the Beep,Please wait for the Beep.
For Short term Memory loss Press 9, For Short term Memory loss press 9, For Short term Memory loss press9.
If you have Low self esteem Hang up. Operators are too busy to talk to You.
9 comments:
I think it is a great idea we go public on the NYSE. We can sell shares in Sammy and Simple. We start off on the Pink Sheet list and then move on. Think of how much money we can make with Sammy and Simple grinding away on a good corner.....Compound that money and we have a Corporation. Plain and Simple Inc./LLC//LLD. Hello Simple we kow you are keeping an eye on Plain.....say hello to Floyd and Dave for us. Don't forget Sweetheart, and please try to find her, shit it is a small stadium. Spread out........
Yeah Simple is relaxing down In Fla. in the Sun enjoying Baseball.He has A sweatheart looking for him and we are working back here to make Plain & Simple the best Plain and Simple Blog there ever was. We already Have a Simple Chairman of the BORED and a Plain CEO and are Board of Directors are Second to None. With are Simple Leader we can really go Places it is Plain to see. So keep working hard. Okay I have a Baseball game to get too I'll be back.Keep up the good work Jim Mc and BACSL We are moving on up to the East Side.
Sara where are you we need help, are you in fla. Too ? Are you Simples Secret Sweatheart? Is BACSL First name Charlie ?Stay tuned all these questions will be REVEALED this is a one of a Kind prject uncovering what lies Beneath the Surface of each of us.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Big weekend...........Have a good one..........
Ut oh and now are Top PR man is going on vacation for the rest of the weekend. This is putting stress on the rest of us. Simple is in Fla. along with Strebor and pat Mc, Sammy is flying up and down the coast ,Earman is on vacation in the Islands. Now Jim Mc is leaving for vacation Sara wont come on because she is so Stressed out.Ewit is golfing or looking for planes driving upside down Jeff and Dominic only speak in sign language. puts my hand under my chin and thinks this out, hmmm I got it I'll go to Hooters and worry about this shit later. I'll be back.
Hooters Did you say Hooters? Count me in, I'm sure you can get some tips in there Plain.
Looks like this place is Dead !
Burt it's not Dead, we havent even started yet .It's just a few of them are on Vacation as a matter of Fact all of them are except me, ive been sitting here looking at this friggin blank screen, waiting for someone to say something, any frigging thing just so I could disagree with them ;you are the lucky one Burt, you belong in Simpleville with me because we have no lives all the rest of them do, because there out doing something not in here on a Saturday nite looking for something to Bitch about. But than you for your stupid comment Burt, see I can be nice too.
NO va ca for me.just had a family in-law- party to attend. we shall keep this baby rolling if it takes 24/7.....5:15 Mass tonight sleep in Sunday....but I will be looking for an early post from the head master on Sunday morning. A homily, if you will. Haven't seen anything on Action News about any disruptions in Clearwater, so I guess our merry ban of Marauders are legit or not just getting caught.............Well its taps for me soon. I still think he is watching but then again he couldn't keep his 2 cents out if he was.
Well I heard from Monk this am and he said they were Blitzed when they got there they drank the Plane out of Vodka and by the time they left the Game they Drank the teki Bar out of Vodka.
Tonite none other than Mickey Pond call me and confirmed all of the above so they are in Rare Form but having fun thats all that counts.
As for me , well it's watching the BB games and boxing then as Simple says TAPS.............turn out the lightsssssssss the party's overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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