Sunday, March 20, 2011

"It is the 20th Day Of March in The Year Of Our Lord 2011"

 Top of theMarnin to ye Lads  and Lasses, well I can tell ya the calls have been coming in fast and furious....stop.....I even had to call Walter Winchell back from the dead to work the Ticker Tape.....stop.....he quit in ten minutes .....stop.....he said no way this can be true.....stop....Anyways I get a call from Simpleton hisself about 11 O'clock last nite he is alive  and well. I dont know how because he attacked the Tampa Bay Buckeneers Football Team (but I'll let him tell you that one), but there are reports that Santa Claus and a band of Merry men and Woman have attacked Clearwater and that the City Council is praying that the college Kids come back around Spring break and they want to get ride of these invaders from the North from some Place Called Philly.They said they have been captured and  are calling on the United Nations to have a no fly Zone.Sammy must be doing a great job down there. But there are  reports thats Kilts are missing from  "The Kilt  and Tilt". Strebor conformed this report last nite also as did Monk  and Mickey Pone I couldnt understand what they were saying  but I know they were laughing. I will report back later......stop........until then.....stop........keep smilling.........stop

8 comments:

BACSL said...

Good Morning Post. First day of spring = one Daniel Crocco's birthday. Maybe Simple and the Simpletons will run into him at a game while looking for Sweetheart. Hope he finds her so you don't have to go on another Fox Hunt. The turkeys are probably running his shop in the Pines with the Goat. SHambles when he come back. Hope you won your game. Will check back later.How many does he take down there with him for his spring break?

plain said...

Well there was over 200 from Rox. at Frank Maricianos Party. And i'm sure they met up with Dan C he was up here about 7 months ago and he was with Simple we all were at Cj & ecks then spent the nite at Kildares it was Chris Morris Birth Day party.
And as far as Sweetheart when they do meet she will run screaming, she will make Forrest Gump look like a Snail blowing dust in his face, it is a know fact Simple has met camelitia Jeter,Marion Jones,Florence Griffith Joyner, and Sanya Richards at one time or another he has made them all laugh and run in that order!

Jim McCool said...

WTF I guess we are the only ones without a life........Think i;ll go Sky Diving again before the rain sets in. If my chute doesn't open tell everyone I said hello and goodbye............

plain said...

Sky diving is fun Monk and I have that on are bucket list along with running the Colorado River, bungie jumping the Eiffel Tower, climbing the Himalayan's and sking down the other side, cliff Diving Running with the Bulls and tackling and hog tying a Tiger so far we have done the Golf thing.

Jim McCool said...

You took my list........I also want to fly like a bat without a chute while sipping on a nice beverage upside down and naked. Simple would appreciate that one.Bombs away says our Pres,,,,

Anonymous said...

Rooms full of people,all alone, evryone's gone to the Moon.

plain said...

And watched the Moon come up on Galway Bay.... Blue Mooon I saw you standing alone....... Moon Riverrrrrr.....How did you like those Moons Anon ? I have one more for ya
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plain said...

Well Guys and Girls, Simple and half the Simpletons will be back sometime tomorrow. I'll let Simple tell you some of the stories that were told to me. Until tomorrow ! TAPS..........Turn out the lightssssss the Partysssssss overrrrrrr