Marnin Ta yee Lads and Lasses, This Is plain doing the post today because Simple is all tied up, as a matter of fact the last time I saw him he had a ball in his mouth and pink cuffs on!
There wont be any ranting and Raving today about that sob kadaffy Duck thats kiling all those people that Bastard will get his.All I know is all Musslims are'nt Terroist but why is it most Terriost are Muslim? Those sob's should stay in the 7/11's where they belong, I hope all Americans are in 7/11's over there and can't understand a friggin word they say.Okay lets see a Plain Simple post hmmmmmm Name a song with a Female name in it. Hell this is easy.....Thought for today ...."Always rember you are unique just like everyone else"
42 comments:
Forgot my song hmmmm
1 Sherrie
2 Oh Carol
3 Kathys Clown
I'll be back
1.Angie
2.Brandy
3.Bille Jean
4.Betty Davis eyes
5.Caroline
Fin Bon voyage
My word for the day!!!! ONDA
getting onda Boat and chillin out for 9 days, See Ya
good Job earman have fun on your trip, hope we see you before the Fall.......my woid is deolder, ....de older ya get da more ya forget
Last word on Simple was he has excaped and has broken loose from being tied up,bound, gagged,and broken out of the Pink cuffs......A reporter from the renowed "Review" stated out of no where from the sky a Black fur ball came screaming in at moch speed, with a big S on his chest and a Lone Ranger mask on he untied Simple they high 5'd and scurried away before anyone knew what happened.As the roar of the cheers go throughout Simpleville knowing our Simple and Sammy are okay.It sends a tingle up my pant leg(alla Chris Mathews) to see the love of a nut snacher and a Simple human being. We await Simple and Sammys return...........smiles as I see everyone hugging and high 5ing
oh Yeah i know you all think it's mach speed but that Sammy is a smart asss he was moching them as he flew in.........wonders if they will go for that shrugs and walks away.......yells my song name Clemintine oh my Darling oh my Darling ohhhhhh my Darling Clemintine......haaaa my woid is deernutz it's just so there im going to leave it go!!!!!!!!!!
Moring Angels:
Judy Blue Eyes
K-K-Katie
Annies Song
Camp Town Girl
Diana
MaryAnne
Zelda
Barbara Anne
Eleanor Rigby.................................................................Major annoncement coming soon. Stand by for breaking news......
Very Good Biff BACSL,you always do a great job.......Judy in the skysss
HI, I really didn't want of be rescued, I was in a ball gag and pink handcuffs with this beautiful blonde having her way with me. When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a flying black fur ball yelling I'm here. Well the blonde she shrieks out the door she goes with the key and Sammy unlocks me and takes the ball out of my mouth. The first thing I do is punch him in the face for freeing me, he bites at my nuts, and the rest is history.. Hey by the way Sammy has three S's on his shire Super Sammy Squirrel.. HereSSSSSSS Simmmpppple!! Good job Plain, good hangin our yesterday morning, afternoon, evening and early morning..PHEW! These marathons are killers. I gotta four day one coming up Thursday. Hey earman, don't fall overboard, the last time I saw you, your equilibrium was a little of kilter..Have a great time, we'll talk to you when you get back. Maybe, you will finally have something profound to say.. I won't put any names out here, but I have been accused by a very intelligent source, of being BAC SL. I must fess up, I am not.. Of course I have been known to stretch the truth now and then, but if you choose to go read a couple of pasts comments. You will see Biff or BAC SL is a lot more mellow than me..
I had to do another comment. You aint gonna believe this. My word is proms..I took this bitch to my senior prom the day Kenn, I ALREADY DID THIS.. Wow, the law of synchronicity strikes me again. PROMS,UN-FUCKIN-BELIEVABLE
Let's see girls names:
Brandie (your a fine girl)
DeeDee Dinah (there ain't no girl that is finah)
Peggy Sue (I love you)
another popular Sue
Runna round Sue ah say hey hey hum de ya ya hey hey. now listen people. Shit, my wrists hurt from them cuffs.
Maybelline
Good Golly Miss Molly
You sure it said Proms Simple? You were a lil hung over it may have said Prongs, I mean the ball the pink cuffs....shakes my head
March 12, 2011 - Mornin' - Good job Plain. Smooth sailing Earman!!
Rest up Simple, the 4-dayer is coming up! Why didn't you stick around for the Shamrock Local? We would have changed your cuffs to green and drug Sammy behind the bus!!
Long Tall Sally
Mustang Sally
Hi Lili
Alice Blue Gown
Donna
Georgie Girl
Good Night Irene
Rosie O'Grady
Jenny, Jenny
Maria
Susie Q.
Venus
My secret word is headdles - ain't going there.
Michelle
Nancy (w/the laughing face)
Jeannie (w/the light brown hair)
Cherry, Cherry
Secret word - Shero - May Freddie's soul rest in peace.
Ah Plain, it is Lucy in the Skysss.
Hey Strebor, I if I didn't love ya, I wouldn't say anything, but I know Plain he is above being corrected.. The Marine Corps couldn't correct him. If he thinks it is Judy in the Sky With Diamonds please let it go, because I want to hear him sing it..I was actually gonna tell him it was Lucy, but why waste my time. He don't care...
Turns Red lowers my head and blushes,Strebor you are correct it was Lucy, but I hate that bitch she always moves the football on Charlie so I changed her name too like I did Sara's I changed that to Katelynn cause I like that name.
Maryanne come on Maryanneeeeee great song. My magic woid is Hiphoes.....Da Brothas all have some hip hoes......Reminds me of this Brotha who walks into a Bar with this huge Parrot on his shoulder, everybody is starring ,the bartender goes where the hell did you get that ? The Parrot says North Philly there's millions of em
Hey Strebor, that is the second time in two days, you corrected Plain. We are going to have a vote here in Plain and Simpleville, we are going to vote you in as Plain's corrector, hope you enjoy yourself with that chore.
Mustang Sally
Georgie Girl
Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann
Lisa (her names not Lisa, her name is Julie, Lisa left you years ago)
Hey Plain, I know this might be a little confusing for you, but I think this is our third week.. I'll have to do a tally..
Yes Strebor, I am too hung up and sore for the Samrock Express. You could actually put Sammy in the trolley and drag me behind it, probably make a lot of people in the Yunk happy.
Ah, Simple, Georgie Girl, Mustang Sally and Barbara Ann were already used. Plain your little hint did not escape me - love ya!
You know how bad I feel, it actually hurts to type. or talk as we would say when we say somethin or anything.
Hey Biff BAC SL. What is the big news, you been breakin chops for 3 weeks, you gonna give it up.
Hey Strebor, thank you for correcting me on using names that were already used, but I now give you another official title correct Plain and Simple. Good luck with that job. Oh yeah, and start at the beginning. THERE IS NO CORRECTING HERE THERE IS ENOUGH CORRECTING IN REAL LIFE.
I think Strebor used to be a teacher.
Oh yeah, some songs.
Sherrie
Oh Carlol
Kathy's Clown
Angie
Brandy
Billie Jean
Betty Davis
Caroline
Clementine
Judy Blue Eyes.
Wait I gotta stop. These may have been used. Oh no, Strebor is going to strike..
Hey BAC SK when you said K-K-Katie,
is that the song that ends with swingin on the outhouse door without her nightie..My Platoon Sargeant, God Bless him for puttin up with me, One Srgt. Rock Tom Scanlan, taught me that song and me and him used to get all fucked up and sing it wherever we were. Wow! never in my wildest dreams did I think something as Plain and Simple would make me think of such a great guy, that I haven't seen in 45 years. Thanks BAC SL. Don't give up whoever you be..
If you dont think Plain is always thinking I think your wrong. If I didn't say Judy I would have never gotten to set up my Lucy and da football thingy.
Points at Strebor and winks.And Strebor you one of the.......looks around then whispers quicker ones in here shakes my heads yes
Plain, you know I am hurtin, what the fuck are you talkin about?? Who is Lucy and Judy, They on the Samrock Exppress.. The song by the way for the last time is
Judy in fuuckkkk!!! I mean Lucy in The Sky with Diamods.
A Beatle's tribute to their LSD days. LUCY SKY DIAMONDS.. Now for the last time, who is Judy and Lucy??
And Plain does not mind being corrected, Plain dosen't have a problem ever saying idk or opps and will always admitt when he is wrong........smirks throws up my hand wrong haaa i can't belive those words were typed out of my mouth. If I wanted to look Dat SMARK I'd use spell check.
It's only words and words are all I have..........
Pay attention Simple read all the blogs instead of just yours and you will know whats going on.
And I hate the Beatles they stold all my songs I wrote for the Brothers and changed the words songs like
1 Hey Dude
2 We all lived in a Yellow coupe de ville
3 What it Be
4 Yesterday My Parole came thru Yesterday
5 I can play Center I can play Forward when I be 6 foot four
And Floyd told me they made a couple hundred bucks on them the Bastards
Hey Plain, I am payin attention you wrote Judy instead of Lucy, and got corrected. Good, you don't mind gettin corrected, I am firin Strebor and I am taking over, I am going back to the first post and going to correct all your musings,comments, speelting, and pasts. See you on the bus to hell, because I will be drivin there by the time I am done. I said who is Judy and Lucy?? Don't tell me to pay attention. The Marine Corps couldn't make me pay attention.. Yo, I am back to bein Simple. I will just go through this Simple ass town, and state my simple ass posts and comments and I don't give or take a shit what anybody thinks, except of course Jimmy McCool who I think is still flyin around in an airplane somewhere. Yo, Jim check in so we know you are ok.. Jim!! Jimmy!!!!
Plain, I am beat down, I got back as far as where you called me a maroon, and the sad part is I know what ya meant..I'm back to Plain and Simple Time. Three weeks seems like three years...
I'm Here.I was flying aroung and it was so nice I figure I'd make a couple of jumps. Nothing like Skydiving from a few hundred feet with flares on your feet and trying to spell out Plain and Simple. Makes one Dizzy but sure draws a crowd. The beaches were crowded today so I hope we get a good response, I ordered 1000 T-Shirts.....I hope we go Nationwide. I even was over Charlies how and spelled out WINNING WITH PLAIN AND SIMPLE. Plain did an excellent job this morning. Early post.........guess he had a good night.
Baby.........Baby's got Blue Eyes...
Wtg Jimmy another great job I knew you liked living on the edge, sky diving is so cool.I took it up when I was a Zulu Fighter Pilot, ran out of gas thats the first timei did it,didnt have a parachute either good Thing I had that box of umbrellas From Butch only used 26 of them on the way down.
JIM!! JIM!! your back..Phew!! was worried about ya. Of course to no avail, as you could not get hurt sky diving from 100 feet with flares on ya spellin Plain and Simple. I worried for no reason. I got an order for 1000 T shirts. Good job, when ya sendin the cash, I leave Thursday, I think..
Amanda (light of my life, fate should have made you a gentlemans wife. I got my first guitar when I was fourteen when I finally hit sixty I was still wearin Jeans) Anybody in Plain and Simplevill know who sang one of my all time favorites AMANDA.
run around sue
I am on now Plain and Simple so any thing you say bad about me I will hunt you down .
Who the fuck is ewit?? Sounds like he is huntin for Plain or Sammy. I don't think he has any mean intentions toward Simple ole me. Welcome aboard ewit..Love the name. Is that male or female. lmao
Welcome Ewit! J.Mc glad to hear you're ok and still recruiting. Plain, I'm not missing any of your subtle hints. No, I'm not a teacher, just a grad of St. J's.
Babe
Mandy
Lovely Linda
Ewit my main man pots and pans, how the hell are you ?Great to have you aboard, it's just what this place needs another intellegent Mad Man (rolls my eyes)
Alright I am outta here have a Family Party to attend. The Sophist shall return.
Hey Strebor, finally coming out of my stupor. Read yesterdays final post, nice call on TAPS. Where the hell was Plain. He is in charge for one day one freakin day, and he goes AWOL.. Man is incorrigible.
P & S and all followers don't forget to turn your clock tonight.
"Spring Ahead". Are we still operating on west coast time?
Good night all!
Strebor fortunately or unfortunately, we are stuck in time. There are no turning of the clocks in Simpletown. I don't know how to do it..So welcome to never having to change your clocks.
Does anyone know the only State that never changes the time., besides Plain and Simpleland. My word is ther sea.. That's what I kept tellin Floyd yesterday.
WOW!! Well in three weeks we have built Plain and Simpleville into an Internet Sensation, Facebook has nothin on us baby.. Plain and Simple and all of their friends should be very happy, for the laughs, the camaraderie, the singin, dancin, and of course a little humor. We started out today with a squirrel none other than our very own mascot Sammy, savin my ugly ass, and there were a lot of good songs with the girls names. Did pretty good. Jim McCool is back, glad he didn't break anything sky divin, or burn his feet with flares. BAC SL still remains a mystery as does sweetheart and Plain. Plain is always a mystery..sara and ewit, joined the lunacy, and I am sure we will be hearing from them in the future. Three weeks and runnin. Great time everybody, you guys and especially you Plain make this place a good place to get away from all the hassles and hangups that the real life can throw at us. Glad you are all here. We had over 1700 hits in three weeks. I don't know for sure but I don't think that is bad. McCool might have to work a little harder on the recruitin end. Laugh Out Loud Everybody, and Stay Out Of Harms Way.....TAPS
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